Songshan, Buddhist and Taoist resorts, and countless Zen temples. One of the most dilapidated is called Oolong Temple.

During the war, it was a refuge for the people of the neighborhood. After the war, it became desolate.

Twenty-six years ago, a fat monk and a thin Taoist priest came here. The fat monk wants to build a temple here, and the thin Taoist priest wants to open a dojo here. The two of them argued and started to fight, and fought for three days and three nights without distinguishing between victory and defeat, and finally had no choice but to decide whether to win or lose.

The monk practiced Bo Ruozhang and came out of the cloth, and the Taoist priest participated in Tai Chi and came out of the box.

One trick away, this is still a monk's temple. The Taoist priest put on a robe and continued to be a Taoist priest, and the Zen temple is still called Oolong Temple.

The temple is dilapidated, and the houses will leak when it rains, and they need to be repaired everywhere. In order to get government subsidies, the fat and thin masters decided to open the mountain gate and train their disciples to serve the country, with a ten-year contract in exchange for charity.

Sixteen years ago, the first disciples left the mountain. Most of them became the guards of the senior chiefs, the legendary 'Zhongnanhai bodyguards'.

Six years ago, the Olympics opened and the whole country celebrated.

The second group of disciples went out of the mountain, and on the top of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, the fat and thin two masters encouraged the apprentices and gave parting proverbs.

Master Slender said: "My disciples are all orphans without a father or mother, and they have been raised for ten years. It is fair and reasonable to repay this kindness for the sake of the country, and it is also for a period of ten years, do you think so?"

The disciples said, "Yes!"

The fat master sighed and twisted the Buddha beads in his hand: "This is also a matter of no choice, twenty years ago, we spent more than 20 million yuan to build the temple, and your last batch of senior brothers failed to repay this money, and in the past few years, inflation plus rolling profits, there is still a difference of more than 100 million." You drink from snacks, and nothing costs you. Master Slender and I don't ask you to provide for the two of us, but this famine can't let the two old men carry it, you can pay it back to yourself, if you can, it won't take ten years. Life in the world, this is also ......"

"Ahem!" the thin master coughed heavily.

The fat master glanced at him, ignored it, and continued: "Life is in the world, this can be regarded as a cultivation ......"

"I said fat old man, are you deaf? I'm coughing here, I'm here to warn you! I can't hear you!?"

A mouthful of Beijing films.

"I didn't listen to it? Look at you pretending to be that bear, and you're still 'yet'? You know a few big characters, just drag the literary language here, Lao Tzu can't understand it!"

The thin master was almost stubborn, and picked up the green dragon sword at his waist with his backhand, and with a flick of his wrist, the sword was unsheathed.

The fat master was not to be outdone, the ebony Zen staff in his hand danced like the wind, and with a swing of his arms, the two of them fought together.

Dozens of apprentices were not surprised at all, just watching the two of them fight. Half an hour later, the two of them tended to run out of physical strength, and neither of them could help anyone, so they sat on the futon with their weapons almost at the same time.

"Master is mighty, Master is domineering!" the apprentices shouted in unison.

"I'll let him do it, or else he can be my enemy?"

"Ahh

"Ahh

"I'd love to! What do you see?"

"Just look!"

"Let's try again!"

"Try it!"

"I'll beat you!"

……

Seeing that the fight was about to start again, one person finally stepped forward.

"Two masters, it's not early, if you two don't get down to business, let's have dinner first. ”

“……”/“……”

The two old men glanced at each other, the fat master stretched out his hand and signaled, and the thin master spoke: "Today's dinner is for the two of us, and you don't have a share! Come on, come in order, let your fat master tell you." ”

The apprentices stepped forward one by one, and after eight of them, it was the turn of the one who had just spoken, his name was Long Jiu.

"Apprentice. ”

"Master. ”

"Master calculated that you committed Peach Blossom, so you should be more careful in this regard in the future. ”

Long Jiu was surprised: "Master, the monk can also tell fortunes?"

The fat master was embarrassed: "You thin master calculated it, I think it makes a little sense." ”

Long Jiu smirked: "That's great, I've been dreaming about this." ”

"No, you can't think about that. The fat master was serious: "When you first arrived at the Oolong Academy, your thin master counted out your life to commit peach blossoms, so for the sake of your safety, when I taught you internal strength, I passed on your marrow washing scripture." ”

Long Jiu didn't understand: "This ...... Is there anything relevant?"

"Washing the marrow meridian, to the beginning to the yang, your internal strength has been slightly successful, and ordinary women can't bear it at all. You have a good nature, and I believe that you can't do such harmful things, so you have solved your peach blossom tribulation. ”

“……”

"Don't worry, this matter is not unsolvable, the softest to the yin is the most rigid to the yang. I will give you a handbook for the teacher, you can study it carefully, and you may find a good match. ”

Long Jiu was anxious: "Master, when you taught me martial arts, you didn't say it!"

The fat master calmly: "I forgot." ”

Long Jiu gritted his teeth: "Why don't you change it!"

The fat master continued to be calm: "Your bones are amazing, it's a pity not to practice the marrow washing meridian." ”

Long Jiu stopped talking, and suddenly slammed his fist straight into the fat monk's eye socket. But in the next second, he flew out of the Daxiong Treasure Hall entirely.

The fat master closed his feet: "I want to challenge Lao Tzu and practice for another ten years!"

Andnow……

In the abbot's room of the Oolong Academy, the thin master put down the phone, looked back at the fat monk who was watching the cartoon, and said, "Senior brother, Xiao Jiu'er still refuses to forgive you." You too, why did you lie to him back then?"

The fat monk patted his belly and replied casually: "I forgot what I thought, what about him......"

"Alas......"

The fat monk laughed: "Let it be, let it be!"