Vol.2 Zombie Campus (56)
The female corpse tilted her head and looked at Meng Qi'er with interest, waiting for her to tell her the interesting inside story. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hmph! What good words can come out of a dog's mouth! What she said is nothing more than to provoke our relationship!" Professor Hao faintly felt that Meng Li'er must have a conspiracy, so he quickly opened his mouth to say such things, saving him a moment and not even having a chance to turn the tables around.
The corners of Meng Li'er's mouth curled slightly, she has always thought of herself as a very vindictive person, isn't this damn Professor Hao trying to play a praying mantis to catch cicadas and yellow finches? Okay, she Meng Li'er will come to a person who will treat others in the same way!
Meng Yi'er just smiled and said, "Professor Hao, I have to say, you are really an interesting person. What's the matter? Because you've done something wrong, are you afraid of being exposed by me?"
"You ......" Professor Hao was speechless for a while, and then he realized that this was a trick by Meng Yi'er, and if Professor Hao was in a hurry, he would fall for her tricks.
"Huh...... Don't think we're going to fall for it, I've never done it in my life!" Professor Hao said righteously.
"Haha!" Meng Qi'er laughed mockingly, shook her head and looked at the female corpse, and asked, "Do you believe it?"
The female corpse tugged at the corners of her mouth, the answer was already written on her stiff face, she didn't speak, and speaking was just a troublesome thing for her to do when she had to.
Meng Li'er put away her smile and didn't give Professor Hao a chance to excuse her boredom, she opened her mouth and said: "I have just said that you professors have some special hobbies, such as you, Professor Hao, you like to use corpses as instruments for research, but I'm afraid it's not just medical things, right?"
Professor Hao and the female corpse didn't know what Meng Li'er wanted to say, but they just opened their eyes and waited for her next words.
Meng Li'er smiled slightly, turned to the female corpse and said, "Don't you have any special feelings......?" Some parts of the body, looser than before?"
After saying this, Meng Qi'er's face in the night turned red, and only she knew how vague her words were.
Everyone in the grass looked at each other, what did Meng Yi'er mean by this?
"What? What's loose? She's dehydrated, she's going to shrink ......."
Professor Hao's words were not finished, but Meng Yi'er looked at the old professor with a blank gaze and said, "Because of dehydration, it has shrunk, right?
As soon as Meng Li'er said this, Li Minghao, who was hiding in the grass, covered his mouth and snickered, and the rest of the people in the grass didn't know what to do, glanced at Li Minghao in confusion, and then turned his head to continue to look at Meng Meng'er.
Meng Yi'er's heart was actually shy, but in order to provoke the cunning professor and let the two freaks fight among themselves, she also let go, and her words became more and more straightforward: "Professor Hao's wife passed away a few years ago, although she is already in her sixties, she is still sad to have no wife, right? Other professors like to play with female students, but as far as I know, Professor Hao is a very decent person at this point." ”
Professor Hao nodded slightly, if it weren't for the blood on his face and clothes, he would really look a little well-dressed.
"It's a pity......" Meng Li'er pulled the corners of her mouth and said mockingly: "Professor Hao, you still can't bear to be lonely!"
Meng Qi'er said, deliberately took two steps towards Professor Hao, leaned forward slightly, and said with a smile: "Is the corpse fun? Especially, such a beautiful corpse?"
Meng Qi'er said as she pointed at the female corpse with one hand.
The female corpse was shocked in her "heart" and shook her head in confusion.
"You are talking nonsense!" Professor Hao's face turned red all of a sudden, he had never done anything arrogant in that regard, he Professor Hao had nothing to do except for his passion for academic research, he didn't even care about other things, he wasn't even interested in a live and beautiful female student, how could he like a female corpse!
"Hehe, I am not talking nonsense, this 'beauty' knows best. Meng Qi'er turned around, took two steps towards the female corpse, looked at the female corpse that used to be a beautiful girl, her eyes were full of sincerity and sympathy, and asked: "Don't you really feel anything strange about your lower body? You were a good girl who valued love and righteousness in your life, how can you endure this after you die......?" It's just a matter of being used as an experimental instrument, and the body is being ...... That'...... Is it really possible?"
Meng Yi'er's voice seemed to have magical power, her voice became softer and softer, and in the end, only the female corpse could hear the intimate voice that was gradually approaching^.
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm definitely not that kind of person! I swear!" Professor Hao was anxious, he took two steps forward, and his face was red to defend himself.
"Swear, your soul is gone, you are willing to be a zombie, what other oath is there to make? Do you think it's ridiculous?" Meng Yi'er snorted coldly, turned her head, and her eyes were like swords. Willing to do the zombie thing, she reasoned out in the dialogue between the female corpse and Professor Hao, and took out the undetermined things as a bargaining chip for the risk, this is Meng Meng'er, a resolute Meng Meng'er.
The female corpse laughed twice, twisted her neck, and said word by word: "I, cai, no, will, in, care, that, species, thing, love!
The woman didn't mind, which made Meng Li'er a little surprised, but she was not particularly surprised, after all, compared to Meng Meng'er, Professor Hao, who is also of the same kind, has more trust value.
And Meng Li'er just wanted to get the news of the little Taoist priest in these unnutritious chatters. If she had opened her mouth to ask about that incident, she would have been treated as food by Professor Hao a long time ago, so small talk was a must. There is a good saying that is the first step in a relationship.
Professor Hao was relieved to see that the female corpse was on his side, and he looked at Meng Yi'er with a slight expression, and said, "What, our debater has nothing to say?"
Meng Yi'er was very relaxed, walked back to one corner of the equilateral triangle with a smile, looked at Professor Hao, and said, "Anyway, it's still a long time, and it's not good for me to delay, why don't we chat!"
When everyone in the grass heard this, they were a little puzzled, what is Meng Li'er going to do? Finally, I found a female corpse "girl" who could talk to her, and I was addicted to talking?
The Taoist chief was the most anxious, although he had already received the news that the little Taoist priest was okay from Professor Hao's mouth, he still couldn't rest assured, not to mention, the Venerable Spirit Compass that was hidden in the satchel had not flashed blue light for a long time since before Meng Yi'er left.
"Okay, ah!" The female corpse was sincerely happy, she was also a girl who loved to chat when she was alive, and since she died, she had never had a good chat with anyone, even if she wanted to talk to anyone, it was estimated that this ghost would scare others half to death. Now it's rare to have a stupid girl who is not afraid of death willing to chat with her, of course she can't ask for it.
There was no fear in Meng Qi'er's eyes, her face was facing the female corpse, and she didn't seem to care about Professor Hao at all.
Professor Hao is very helpless, it's okay to be interrupted at night, it's okay if the food is gone, it's just okay to be slandered by this girl, this girl still wants to chat with him inexplicably, what is this going to do?
Professor Hao couldn't figure out what this girl was going to do, so he simply opened his mouth and asked, "What do you want to do?"
Meng Yi'er sneered, looked at Professor Hao and said, "Tonight, will you two still let me go?"
Professor Hao was stunned for a moment and shook his head, and Meng Li'er looked back at the female corpse, which shrugged her shoulders with difficulty and made a "gala gala" sound.
Meng Yi'er smiled and said, "That's it, it's doomed to die anyway." It's worth living an extra second! Anyway, you're just as idle, let's chat!"
"You're really special!" Professor Hao praised sincerely, and then suggested sincerely: "Actually, you can shout for help, maybe someone will rush over to save you!"
Meng Yi'er politely said "thank you", and then said: "I think, their speed should not be as fast as yours, why should I toss." Let's just chat, and it's meaningful to die, isn't it?"
Meng Yi'er's eyes were very firm, and there was a righteous and awe-inspiring look.
Although Professor Hao had just been humiliated by Meng Meng'er, he seemed to have been impressed by Meng Meng'er's bravery and calmness, and even found a clean stone and sat down.
Meng Qi'er nodded with satisfaction, looked at Professor Hao and said, "Your son is okay, his life in the mental hospital should be difficult, he is a filial child, Professor Hao, you are really blessed." ”
Professor Hao couldn't help but sigh when Meng Li'er mentioned Hao Lin, shook his head and said, "Lin Lin is a good boy...... I hurt him......"
"Does he know the truth?" Meng Qi'er asked.
Professor Hao shook his head and said, "That kid only thought I had pica, and I didn't think it was because of that damn corpse poison." ”
"Corpse poison, what corpse poison?" Meng Li'er deliberately pretended not to understand and asked in surprise.
Professor Hao was stunned for a moment, realizing that he had said too much, his eyes rolled, he hesitated slightly, and felt that it was not a big deal to say such things to a dying person like Meng Yi'er, he laughed twice and said: "If it were someone else, I wouldn't be too lazy to tell him so much, but you are indeed different from others, and you are dying anyway, I don't mind telling you about it." ”
Meng Qi'er nodded and made a "please" gesture.
Professor Hao smiled and said, "Actually, you are also a talent, and I am really reluctant to eat you with your psychological quality, otherwise you would have joined us!"
Meng Yi'er's expression did not change, and she only said two words: "Benefits?"
"What's good...... Professor Hao paused, organized his language before saying, "You girls, I'm afraid there are few who don't like immortality!"
"Immortal, like her?" Meng Qi'er casually pointed to the female corpse.
The female corpse was a little angry, and said unconvinced: "I, already, warp, dead, good, no, good!
Professor Hao frowned, glanced at the female corpse, and said irritably: "What's the hurry! Didn't the boss say that you can restore your original appearance!" In Professor Hao's eyes, this kind of person who has come back from the dead cannot be called a "person" even if he is resurrected, so he looks down on this female corpse in his heart, especially that this female corpse is suicidal, this kind of young man who does not love life, there is nothing to look down on.
"Oh, it's getting more and more interesting! Not only can you be resurrected, but you can also be restored to your original appearance, and it is also a good choice to join you!" Meng Yi'er looked very interested.
"Really, are you interested in joining us? You can follow me in the future!" Professor Hao was very excited, he was as active as a pyramid + salesman to recruit Meng Li'er into the gang. Every teacher likes a smart student like Meng Li'er, not to mention that she is so brave and eloquent, if she can be used by Professor Hao, she will definitely be able to help him, no matter what, at least several times stronger than this stupid and crippled female corpse.
"Hmm!" Meng Qi'er nodded and said, "However, at least you have to tell me what is going on with you, right?"
Professor Hao's eyes blinked, still a little hesitant.
Meng Qi'er smiled and said, "Don't worry, if I become one of you, I will naturally not tell the ins and outs of this matter, if I am not willing to be one of you, then you will eat me!"
Meng Meng'er said it lightly but it was very reasonable, Professor Hao no longer had any doubts, anyway, the master behind it had already told him to keep it secret from outsiders, since Meng Meng'er was about to become "his own person" or "dead person", it didn't matter. Professor Hao needed an assistant, even if this corpse poison could make him break through the limits of his body and be dozens of years younger, but after all, this body was already over the age of six, and it was impossible to be as flexible as a young man.
Professor Hao sorted out his language and began to talk about it.
A month ago, Professor Hao went back to his dormitory after dinner as usual, and after calling his son Hao Lin to make sure that he was in the laboratory and did not come to sleep, the old man turned on the TV alone and sat alone in bed to watch TV.
"Young people nowadays, what are they watching!" Professor Hao frowned, there are either brain-dead idol dramas or noisy entertainment programs on TV, nothing is nutritious, and old people like them in their sixties can only watch the news and drama channels.
At half past seven in the evening, it was not too dark at Qingcheng Medical College, after all, it was summer, and the daytime would be longer.
Professor Hao pressed the remote control indiscriminately, but there was not a single program that was pleasing to the eye, and at this moment, a public service announcement grabbed Professor Hao's eyeballs.
It was an advertisement about caring for the elderly, the scene was during the Spring Festival, an elderly couple made a large table of good food and good food, waiting for their children and grandchildren to come back for reunion, but a phone call came, and the old couple sighed and sat at the dinner table.
When Professor Hao saw this, he couldn't help but feel desolate. (To be continued.) )