Chapter 334: A Taste of Déjà vu
This scene is really scary.
The old ghost, who was originally lifeless, seemed to be able to be blown away by the wind, but suddenly had a spirit, and asked Tang Yan to pull him up.....
Although Tang Yan wanted to pull him, he also did it voluntarily, not this kind of initiative to send it to the door! Seeing the weird and obscene smiling face of the old ghost, Tang Yan felt a little creepy in his heart, and he was reluctant to raise his hand.
He was a little scared.
Originally, it was just to see that the old ghost was too old, Tang Yan just wanted to pull it up and ask for some information, and he didn't want to talk to him about anything else at all, who would have thought that the old ghost would be so active, not only was he not afraid of the power of the pig-killing knife, but he also grabbed the blade directly. This is unusual, this is not an ordinary old ghost, it is likely to be an old ghost with a very strong cultivation, so strong that even Tang Yan can't see the depth.
To pull or not to pull?
Tang Yan hesitated, because when he came to this unknown place, everything unknown could hide countless dangers. If the old ghost is an ordinary ghost, it's nothing to pull it up and ask for some information, but since the old ghost is so unusual, what if it's a devil who pulls it up?
If you are not in the world, you don't have to worry about harming others, but the key is what if this old ghost wants to kill himself?
Sensing Tang Yan's hesitation, the old ghost's mouth moved a few more times, as if he was afraid that Tang Yan would not be able to understand, his mouth moved very slowly, conveying such a meaning.
"Don't be afraid, I'm a good ....."
Tang Yan's back was a little cold, the old ghost didn't say that it was okay, this statement was even more suspicious. Because since ancient times, the great evildoers will say that they are good people. In the past, there was Emperor Zhu who killed thousands of people and hid a knife in his laughter, and now there is a big bad wolf who broke into the house to seduce Little Red Riding Hood, and there are too many wicked people, all of whom say that they are good people!
Tang Yan took a deep breath and shook his arm violently, trying to shake the old ghost away. He still thinks that for the sake of insurance, it is better not to pull the old ghost. Anyway, there are many ghosts in the Styx, and it's not just the old ghosts, so it's not a question to ask anyone. Just for a little information, there is no need to gamble with your life.
But the old ghost grabbed it too tightly, and no matter how Tang Yan shook it, he couldn't shake it off, and his arm was like kraft candy, firmly stuck to the blade of the pig-killing knife.
Tang Yan shook it vigorously a few more times, and suddenly felt a big headache, because at this time, unless he didn't kill the pig knife, he couldn't get rid of the old ghost at all.
Don't kill the pig knife, naturally it can't be, this knife has been with Tang Yan for many years, and it is quite easy to use, and it still has some feelings..... How could it be discarded.
But if you don't give up the knife, you can't give up the old ghost!
"Let go!"
Tang Yan suddenly became angry, and he didn't know if the old ghost could understand, so he glared and shouted: "Old ghost, you don't want to mess around, if you don't let go, grandpa has ten thousand ways to kill you." ”
There are 10,000 methods, how can Tang Yan have them? He is just scaring the old ghost!
But there is one way that Tang Yan still has, and that is his own blood..... He fully believed that when his own blood was sprinkled on the old ghost, it would definitely make the old ghost fly to ashes and be annihilated, but until the last moment, he was reluctant to use it!
But at this moment, Tang Yan's lower abdomen was hot, and the chrysanthemum tightened..... Pop a fart!
A gust of wind blew, and the smell of farts instantly filled the land, and within a mile, all the green turned yellow, and the ghosts in the River Styx, to say the least, were eight thousand, because the sky immediately brightened a lot, and countless fireworks bloomed, extremely beautiful.
Tang Yan held his breath the moment the chrysanthemum tightened, but Rao was like this, he was still smoked and his face turned pale, it was really too domineering for this flower of disaster, even after such a long period of specialized research, it was still difficult for him to be able to retract and release it freely!
Although he held his breath, Tang Yan sadly found that his pores could also breathe, and although the smell of exhalation from his pores had subsided, he still couldn't stand it!
Pores can breathe in the water, this powerful skill, Tang Yan knew as early as two months ago, it is with this skill that he can dive for a long time and get rid of those pursuers in the Celestial Empire Hotel that day.
What a good skill, but now it's a burden.
If you can't solve this problem, you can't breathe freely in your pores, and you can't retract your fart freely, Tang Yan fully believes that one day, he will be smoked to death by his fart......
Although these days, they are all very restrained diets, but the taste of this fart is still so strong, so strong that Tang Yan doesn't want to stay here for a moment. So much so that he instinctively withdrew his hand and wanted to leave this place, but the moment he withdrew his hand, Tang Yan seemed to think of something, and immediately looked at it, and his face became extremely ugly.
Because the old ghost has been pulled up by himself.....
At this time, the old ghost was rolling his eyes, as if he had been smoked by Tang Yan's fart, and he was completely angry!
Tang Yan couldn't help but be a little frightened, because countless ghosts died and fled under the power of the pig-killing knife, but this old ghost didn't seem to escape and posted it, and then countless ghosts were smoked to death by their own farts, but this old ghost just rolled his eyes.
Wrong!
Something really isn't right.....
For the sake of safety, Tang Yan suddenly ran away, and ran out of about two miles in one breath, until he couldn't smell the smell, then he climbed a giant tree and gasped for breath. I couldn't help but feel a little glad in my heart, glad that the old ghost was stunned by his own fart, and glad that he slipped away before the old ghost was fully awake.
"Extraordinary, haha, extraordinary, whoever wants to mess with me in the future, I'll jump on him!"
Tang Yan was ecstatic in his heart, because he ran for two miles, he saw how strong the destructive power of his fart was. Not to mention the ghosts who were smoked to death, and regardless of the yellowed trees, just the aborigines of the ghost domain, those who seemed to be inhuman, fell to the ground in large areas.
I don't know if these guys have been smoked to death, if they are smoked to death, it will be even better, this is the ghost domain, the ghost domain has suffered, as a human Tang Yan, it is naturally obvious.
But at this moment, an old voice sounded from above.
"Huh..... How many years have I not been ashore to blow this wonderful yin wind, and how many years have I not smelled such a vigorous fart! Put another one?"
Tang Yan was covered in cold sweat, and when he looked up, he saw the old ghost who appeared on the branch above, and he didn't know when, was lying there comfortably, looking at himself with an obscene face.
"Old ghost, you ....." Tang Yan exclaimed.
The old ghost licked his mouth and said with a smile: "Young man, don't be afraid, Lao Tzu is really a good person, and he won't do anything to you." Strictly speaking, you are still Lao Tzu's benefactor, and I still know about this kind of thing. Come on, come on, just like just now, let me fart again, let Lao Tzu smell it, Lao Tzu seems to smell the smell of déjà vu....."
"Déjà vu?" Tang Yan twitched, completely unsure of how to answer.
There is no doubt that the old ghost's cultivation is unfathomable, otherwise he would not have appeared on it without him noticing. Thinking about the previous events again, it was impossible for Tang Yan to say in his heart that he was not afraid. In the face of old ghosts who don't know whether they are friends or foes, it is estimated that not many people can be calm.
As for the old ghost's request to fart for him to sniff, this is the first time Tang Yan has heard this kind of request, and his heart is quite complicated, and he is helpless..... I have no choice but to let my fart out, I don't want to put it out, what I need is timing, in addition to timing, I also need to feel!
Timing and feeling are very important, at the moment, Tang Yan has no urge to fart at all, and he is afraid of the unfathomable cultivation of the old ghost, so he has to bite the bullet and say: "Old ..... Old man, let's be honest, this kind of fart is not something I can put if I want to, and it is difficult for me to put it away freely!"
If you can..... Tang Yan can completely satisfy his wishes, even if he satisfies it a few more times, it is not impossible, but now he really doesn't have the slightest urge to fart!
"Is that so?" the old ghost seemed to regret.
Tang Yan nodded and said, "That's right, but if the old gentleman wants to smell the 'déjà vu' smell again, it's not impossible, just let me fill my stomach, and after some metabolism, I will definitely be able to release a more domineering fart!"
The old ghost pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "There is some truth!"
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