"Cut!" Zhao Ritian pouted: "How come the money is the same, anyway, it's all used to spend, 10,000 yuan, isn't it a drizzle for you?" ”

Suddenly, he remembered something and said, "Master, give the apprentice 10,000 yuan, and the apprentice will buy a pair of underwear." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Well? The old man raised the corner of his eye, "It costs 10,000 yuan to buy a pair of underwear?" Are your panties made of gold? I can't tell a lie, let's say, what do you want to buy? ”

"Hehe" was debunked, Zhao Ritian laughed twice, scratched his head and said: "There is a temple fair in the county, and I want to go to join in the fun." ”

The old man sighed and said to himself: "Today is the third day of March, but when the temple fair is held, the teacher has lived on this Phoenix Mountain for so long, and it is time to go and see the excitement."

"Master wants to go too?"

Zhao Ritian was stunned, and then asked with a smile: "Then can you give the apprentice some money first?" ”

Hum!

The answer was a cold snort, he felt bitter in his heart, and secretly thought that it was no fun, but he saw the old man casually picking up a futon in the cave.

The futon was originally made of yellow grass and weaved, and the master and apprentice usually sat on it when they meditated, but because the years were too long, the original yellow color was polished white, and the silky place was slightly shiny.

The old man took the futon, pinched a piece of grass and gently pulled it out, then threw the futon to the ground, kneaded the grass silk into a ball and covered it in his hand, whispered a few words, and shouted: "Change!" ”

The white light flashed, the old man opened his palm, and a pile of red "Grandpa Mao" lay quietly in the palm of his hand, "Come and get the money." ”

A little stone into gold, a pinch of grass into money! This kind of magic only exists in legends, and there are people who can actually do it. If there were outsiders present, they would definitely fall to their knees and exclaim the old immortal.

Zhao Ritian was surprised, every time he asked for money from the master on weekdays, he would be counted down, how could it be so simple today, could it be that there was something to live? Or is the old man planning to settle accounts with himself again in the future?

Although he was puzzled in his heart, the movements in his hands were not slow, and he said happily that the master was so good, and then he grabbed the hairy grandfather, and counted the ten sheets, a full 10,000 yuan.

Zhao Ritian swallowed his saliva, put the money into his pants, but asked: "I also tried to change money, but I can only turn out a dime of banknotes, and the money will be back to the prototype in less than five minutes." Master, why are you all right? ”

The old man gave him a blank look, "How many years have you practiced for your teacher, and how many years have you practiced?" The gap in cultivation is too big, what's so strange about your magic not working? ”

Zhao Ritian grinned: "Although there is a gap between the apprentice's cultivation and yours, the difference between the effect of other spells and yours is not so big, and it will only be inferior when I change money, what's going on?" ”

Hearing this, the old man's face turned pale and he scolded: "Hmph! And say it! Last time, you forcibly changed the 100 yuan bill, and the result was backlashed, if it wasn't for the old man's early appearance, your life would have been ruined. Don't underestimate the change technique, the change spell belongs to the top magic, it is the old man's unique secret method, this technique is easy to learn and difficult to master, in addition to practice, you also need to be pure-hearted, broad-minded, there is no relative inner realm, of course you can't change it. Although you have already started, it is still early if you want to reach the point where you can do whatever you want! ”

When Zhao Ritian was ten years old, he learned this change technique, but unfortunately he could only change one cent of banknotes, once he had a whim, forcibly changed the hundred-yuan banknote, and suffered a backlash, and also led the thunder down, if it weren't for the old man's means to block a catastrophe for him, he would have died under the thunder punishment.

Afterwards, the old man taught him a hard lesson, and whenever he made a mistake, he brought it up, and he never tried to become a "grandpa Mao" of 100 yuan since then.

Now that the old man mentioned this matter again, Zhao Ritian's face was bitter, he drooped his head, and said, "The apprentice knows, remember the master's teachings." Seeing that the old man was still going to lecture, he hurriedly changed the topic: "Master, let's go quickly, if we go late, we won't be able to catch up with the temple fair." ”

The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Get dressed before you go out!" What do you say naked! ”

Zhao Ritian looked at his body, except for a pair of pants, he didn't wear anything, he was naked, and his face suddenly turned red, "It's not that you made me naked, it is said that it is convenient to breathe in the qi of heaven and earth, absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and only when you are naked can you be in the best state of cultivation." ”

He chattered, while taking a set of purple kung fu shirt to put on, the old man coughed, and after he put it on, he walked out of the ancient cave, grabbed the door of the yellow sand cave, the yellow sand slowly fell in the air to form a soil curtain, covering the entrance of the cave, from the outside world to see the original stone wall of the cave was smooth and flat, there is no hole in the slightest.

The wind blows under the Phoenix Mountain, the wild willows on the side of the mountain swing with the wind, it is the spring in March, the willow is green and slightly yellow and tender, the wind and the sun are beautiful, the weak willows are lightly blowing, but it is leisurely.

The old man casually broke off a soft wicker branch, shook it with his hand, the wicker was like a whip, and there was a crisp sound in mid-air, and when he looked at it again, it had turned into a cloud grinding Zen staff.

As soon as Zhao Ritian saw this scene, he knew that the master was going to perform the escape technique, so he hurriedly stood behind the old man, reached out to the front and grabbed the old man's white beard, and said with a smile: "Master, you can cast a spell with confidence, this time the apprentice grabs your beard, and he will not be thrown away like last time." ”

The old man let out a rough breath in his nose, rolled his eyes slightly, waved the cloud grinding Zen staff in his hand, drew a double cross on the ground, stood in the middle of the words with his feet, and recited the mantra mantra in his mouth several times, and a strong wind blew around him.

The wind was so fierce that the clouds on the canopy were all brought over, and in an instant the sky was blown and the sand and stones rolled wildly, making it impossible to open people's eyes. It's just that the wind comes and goes quickly, and it rests in a moment, and when I look at it again, there is no trace of the old man and the two, only the scattered sand and gravel in one place dissipated with the wind...

The county seat of Jing County, Shuiheng City, Bac Thanh Province, is a small and poor town with a population of only tens of thousands, which may be a large number in ancient times, but it is a small number in the current 60 years of reform and opening up in New China. It is said that the population has now reached 1.7 billion.

Although the county usually has cars shuttling on the road, but it will not be as frequent as today, only because of the arrival of the temple fair, the grand occasion of the long queue of traffic jams that often appear in Jingbei City, actually appeared on the county road because of this, one after another cars set up a long snake array, from the county town to the fork in the highway, I don't know how prosperous it is here.

There is still some distance from the center of the county, and the parking drivers on the highway heard the sound of blowing and playing music, the sound of gongs and drums spreading, and the poplars on both sides of the road were shaken.

The window of a black BMW was gently rolled down, and the big angular face like a brick leaned out of the window, pushed the big sunglasses, looked at the traffic light at the fork in the road not far ahead, suddenly spit out the cigarette butt, and shouted: "Phew! It's really difficult, isn't it just a temple fair? As for the jam like this, the red light ahead hasn't passed yet? Is this broken lamp broken? Grass! One day, Lao Tzu led someone to smash this broken lamp, and called it a obstacle! ”

can drive a BMW in this poor place, that is a person with quite a status, coupled with the fierce words in his mouth, it is obviously not a small beginning. His voice shook the waiting drivers, and no one dared to talk.

The man who turned his head waited for a long time without answering, but saw that the traffic light in the distance was still red, like the one-eyed vulture of an evil pirate, he was impatient, "Grass! Don't wait, just drive and hit it, the idler dodges away, and he deserves to die! ”

Then the low sound of the car engine sounded, the traffic here is congested, if the car is hit, eighty percent will explode, so that no one can survive in a radius, everyone saw that he was really in the car, they were shocked, and shouted loudly, but no one dared to step forward to stop him.

Seeing that the disaster was about to happen, at the moment of the last moment, an old voice suddenly sounded, which was particularly clear in the noisy sound, so that everyone present could hear it clearly: "Young man, don't be so impulsive, calm down." ”

Everyone fell silent, and looked at it together, an old man stood proudly next to the BMW, his beard hung down to his waist, holding a cloud grinding Zen stick, and there was a young man behind him, both of whom were wearing purple kung fu shirts, and no one saw where these two people came out.

Brick Face was startled by the two people who suddenly appeared next to him, stunned for a moment, and then twitched the muscles on his face, with a fierce look: "Old immortal, who are you, tired and crooked?" Dare to stop my Li Dong's car, is it not a small courage? ”

The old man shook his head slightly and didn't care too much about this person's insulting vulgar words, but Zhao Ritian's face behind him was gloomy, although he was still standing casually, his originally blazing eyes narrowed, and his gaze directly locked on Li Dong through the narrow gap between his eyelids.

An invisible pressure instantly enveloped the surroundings, and all the drivers felt suffocated, as if the air had condensed a little, making people feel that their breathing was not smooth.

Li Dong had a palpitation for no reason, and felt that danger was coming for no reason, as if he was back to the scene of fighting with the ruffian when he was young, the beads of sweat on his forehead quietly came out, rolling down his legs silently, and his legs trembled, but now the car that had just moved stopped for some reason, and he was stunned.

The old man noticed the abnormality, turned his head to take a look, and slightly bowed his mouth to signal Zhao Ritian not to cause trouble, he understood his apprentice, and his eyes narrowed, which was a precursor to his move.

Zhao Ritian looked at the master's expression, and exhaled depressedly, his face was unhappy, but his eyes returned to their original state. The old man looked at Li Dong, pointed to the traffic light in the distance, and said, "Young man, look, isn't the red light just over now?" ”

As the old man's voice sounded again, everyone suddenly felt a lightness on their bodies, and it seemed that the heavy pressure was discharged, and they all looked at the traffic light, but they saw that the red light had passed at some point, indicating that the green light that could pass was flashing.

Everyone didn't say much, they went back to the car to drive, Li Dong snorted, and wanted to say something, but when he saw the proud appearance of the old man and Zhao Ritian, he immediately choked back and drove away stupidly.

After he left, Zhao Ritian asked in a low voice: "Master, you are kind enough to persuade him, but he doesn't know what to do, if it weren't for you, he would have caused a big disaster, and if he didn't repay him, forget it, this guy is vulgar and shouting, he wouldn't help him if he knew it, why didn't you let me teach him a lesson?" ”

The old man said lightly: "It's just good deeds and accumulation of virtue, you don't have to be like him." I am also accumulating merit by doing this, and the merit is so great that I can use it to avoid heavenly punishment. Looking back, he saw that Zhao Ritian still looked angry, and then waved his Zen staff and said, "Let's go!" ”

"Oh."

………

Zhao Ritian: "Master, shall we go directly to the temple fair?" ”

"No," the old man thought for a while, and said, "Let's go to Jingzhou Tower first, the old abbot of Kaifu Temple there owes me some money, and I'll collect interest." ”

The famous scenic spot of Jing County is the Jingzhou Tower, the octagonal tower body has a total of thirteen layers, there is a big gourd on the top of the tower, it is somewhat similar to the Linglong Tower in the folk song, it is said that in the early years, the gourd will light at night, and then I don't know who stole it, and the copper one will not be lit.

The tower is built in the temple of Kaifu Temple, the temple is semi-open, the center is a large square, the southern half of the field has been changed to a playground due to the government's planning, the north field is located in a group of temple buildings such as the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and the tower is in the middle just separating the north and south.

Zhao Ritian came to the front of the courtyard and looked at the door, there were two large white stone lions, the stone lion had a hideous face and a stone bead in its mouth, and the surface had a warm luster, faintly like jade. He had some guesses in his heart, so he tried to push it with his hand, but the stone lion didn't move.

He was surprised: "Master, this lion weighs at least five hundred catties, is it really white marble?" ”

"Fart white marble!" The old man was silent for a long time when he heard this, and suddenly scolded, saying, "If this is white marble, it has already been stolen, and it can still be placed at the door?" Besides, this is what I sell, if it is white marble, am I willing to sell it? ”

Yes?

Zhao Ritian was stunned, what did the master sell? Could it be that this time I came to collect money from the lions?

The old man seemed to know that he was puzzled, so he explained: "Although this lion is not of white marble, when I told the old abbot, I fooled him and said that it was carved from the whole white marble. This was a few decades ago, the old monk believed it at the time, and then found someone to see that it was wrong, just in time for me to sell him again, but he deducted the tripod and did not give money, this time, just to collect the tripod money. ”

Fooling people? Would Master still do such a thing?

After hearing this, Zhao Ritian glanced at the old man in surprise, "Master, just rely on your means to really give one to that monk, why bother to fool him?" ”

The old man was looked at by the apprentices, there was no embarrassed look on his face, but he was righteous and awe-inspiring, the breeze blew through his beard, and there was some momentum of fairy wind and bones, which seemed to mean that the old man fooled people and was purely normal behavior.

He coughed, "Ahem." It's not as simple as you think, this old monk is also a cultivator, some Taoism, ordinary tricks can't blind him, besides, this matter originated from a bet, in the final analysis, it was for the teacher to have some reasons, so he didn't do anything with him. Otherwise, with his three-legged cat kung fu, can he still deduct the old man's ding? Joke! ”

Zhao Ritian was slightly surprised and asked, "The old monk is also a cultivator?" Master, didn't you say that the cultivators were all in the Hundred Clans Space? ”

The old man gave him a blank look: "That's the general situation, most cultivators will live in the spatial enchantment opened by the various living soul clans, but there are also a few cultivators who come to the world for various reasons. After a pause, he added:

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