Chapter 22: Cohen is drunk

"Hehe, little junior brother, are you done with your busy work?!hard work!hard work!Come on the hour!" When the fat man saw Luo Tian, he immediately jumped up habitually, with a smile on his face. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Not to mention, after this period of getting along, the relationship is familiar, but the fat man is also scared of Luo Tian's endless means, in order to take revenge on the second senior brother's blindness, Luo Tian used all the tricks he learned on the Internet in his previous life on this second senior brother, and had a lot of fun! Luo Tianyi was happy, Cohen was a miserable one! His ass was on fire, he poured cold water on the door, and even ran naked.

And Cohen's heartbreak...... Your own master, don't count on it. Ya, obviously eccentric, no matter what you don't ask.

Even the protection is so obvious, so that the apprentice who was brought up by himself is the same as the stepmother, and the little junior sister who has only been here for a few days looks like his own daughter!

Seeing Luo Tian's impatient face, the shadow in Cohen's heart suddenly doubled, and he nodded unconsciously, looking like a slave, "Hehe, master, junior brother, master has something to do out of the city temporarily, didn't I listen to Master's orders and come over to help my junior brother!"

"Hmph, it's just you, you're here to help me eat!" Luo Tian pointed to a messy dining table, it was really a pig, more than 20 dishes, this is only a lot of time, and it actually swept more than half of it! If you come later, you will probably be hungry! Luo Tian sat on the other side of the table, tore off a piece of hind leg meat and ate it in a big gulp.

"Tell me, what's the urgency of the master, leaving in such a hurry?"

"Hehe, he didn't elaborate! Anyway, it must be that there is something wrong with the ban in the town that I don't know where, and it has been repaired by the past, a common thing, junior brother, anyway, the two of us will keep vigil tonight!"

The second senior brother came over and poured Luo Tian full of wine, "Come, junior brother, taste this wine, I heard that it was shipped from the elf country, and it is worth a lot of money!"

Luo Tian was not polite, he raised his neck and drank it, not to mention that the taste of this wine is very good, sweet and sour, but compared with ordinary fruit wine, the wine taste is very strong, and the aftertaste is endless!

"Senior brother is so much drinking!" Cohen's eyes lit up, and he said earnestly: "This wine is small, do you want to have another glass?!"

Luo Tian looked disdainful, he can't do anything else in China, just this amount of alcohol is reasonable, since he was a child, he often accompanied the master for a few cups, and he didn't dare to say that he was a wine god, and the amount of wine fairy was still there......

Thinking of drinking, Luo Tian couldn't help but feel a little depressed, recalling the time in Xia Kingdom, it was really a little unforgettable, I don't know if Master's old immortal Yunyou has come back...... Xiaolan, is she okay...... Raised his hand and drank another glass.

grabbed a large piece of flesh and bone and gnawed it.

While eating, Luo Tian suddenly felt that something was wrong, why did the fat senior brother suddenly stop moving, and when he looked up, he saw that the fat senior brother was actually holding a wine jug, looking at himself blankly, and his glasses were still red?

"Senior brother, are you alright?"

Cohen quickly wiped his face with his sleeve and said with a dry smile: "It's okay, I just remembered an old man." As he spoke, he poured himself and Luo Tian full of wine, raised his head and drank dry, "Come, let's not get drunk today!"

"Cut, come on, at night, I still have to keep vigil!" Luo Tian said, but raised his hand and drank it dry.

So, the two of them went back and forth, drank up, but became warm.

As a result, Luo Tian drank a little foggy, and Cohen drank too much.

Cohen, who was not strong enough to drink, had completely forgotten some of his original intentions, but Luo Tian's shoulders and pulled the sea up.

As he spoke, he talked about his cultivation with his master when he was a child.

At that time, Master was not stationed in Yuhang Town, but took him on a tour, and unlike those priests who were stationed in churches, the ascetics who traveled around did not care about money, and many poor families had any difficulties, and when they encountered them, they helped them! Just give him food! This kind of thing of super-undead is really not less.

At that time, he was still young, a hairy boy who didn't know anything, of course, this fat man didn't look at the fat head and big ears, and the appearance of waste, but his qualifications were very good, and when he was fifteen or sixteen years old, he had already stepped into the realm of a first-class probationary priest, and the purification technique was even more handy, until one time, he encountered a strange thing, which made him still have some shadows.

It was a small seaside town, a family living by the sea, married a daughter-in-law who fled from Liaozhou, this woman was raised by this family when she was seven or eight years old, and it is somewhat similar to the previous child daughter-in-law of Huaguo, but the original background should be good, or a devout believer, and he never forgot to bring a Bible or something anywhere, and once he was fascinated, he couldn't wake up! On this day, when I was walking after eating, I was still holding a scripture and silently chanting the scriptures, but I was so obsessed that I actually fell into the sea.

Of course, in the evening, there are many people hanging out in the neighborhood, but everyone patronizes to see the jokes, and no one thinks of saving people, and they all think that the somewhat stupid woman will climb up by herself!

After all, people at the beach know how to swim.

As a result, I didn't see anyone come up for a long time, so I reacted, and I had already lost my breath after I got it.

At that time, Cohen didn't understand anything, Master Gandalf asked him to keep a watch, almost arranged to purify it every hour, and couldn't let the lights go out, etc., and after telling him some necessary things, he went to sleep elsewhere, after all, Cohen had done this kind of thing several times at that time, and he knew how to do it, and he didn't take it seriously.

This kid was a foodie at that time, and he watched everyone leave to sleep.

He couldn't bear it anymore, so he sneaked into someone's kitchen, took the dishes and shochu that they originally used for memorials, and sat on the futon in front of the offering table.

At that time, I was young, I had no scruples, I had never drunk alcohol, and it smelled very fragrant, so I secretly drank it once, and it felt like a hot and uncomfortable burning line from the throat to the stomach,......

As a result, the strength of the wine came up, and I couldn't find it in the south, south, west, and northwest, and I had already thrown away the master's original instructions @ I drank too much directly, and I was dizzy, and the uncompetitive Cohen actually hugged the wine bottle and fell asleep under the offering table!

I don't know how long it took for this drunken guy to wake up with urine, and in a daze, he thought he was sleeping in his room, and when he saw that the room was dark, he didn't react, so he took out a match from his pocket and struck it on the ground, and wanted to light the lamp.

But at the moment when the match burned and illuminated the room, he saw what is said to be the most terrifying scene of his life.

I saw that the young woman who was supposed to be lying in the coffin, dressed in a white dress for the funeral, actually lay down in front of her, quietly taking the leftover dishes she ate and stuffing them into her mouth.

Luo Tian also listened to it with relish, this ghost story is really ups and downs! However, Cohen seemed to be caught in his memories, and had to remind him loudly: "Go on, and then what?"

Cohen paused for a moment, only to see him take a sip of his wine glass as if he were covering, and then spat at the mouth and said, "Then...... Then, I saw you, senior brother and me, directly a rabbit kicking the eagle, kicking the female ghost out more than ten zhang away, covered in white smoke, screaming! Then, the senior brother was full of might, and went down more than a dozen purification techniques in a row, and finally the dead woman turned back into a dead corpse. ”

As soon as Luo Tian heard this, he felt that the water was too much, why did Cohen speak so well in the first half, and why did he pull the calf in the second half?

Kick it, kick out more than ten feet, not to mention, it can still emit white smoke, just his body, nonsense.

Of course, if Luo Tian's own Buddha light possession was slightly successful, it might cause such an effect.

However, Luo Tian's eyes rolled, and a bad smile appeared on his face, it is said that the boy's urine has the effect of driving away evil spirits and defeating ghosts, wasn't the dead fat man scared to pee before? Could it be that the foot went down and sprinkled his own urine on the female corpse, which would scare off the zombies, and the white smoke emitted, right?

Luo Tiangang wanted to sneer at each other, but when he looked up, he saw the fat senior brother who had always been optimistic, and he didn't know when he actually burst into tears.

Still looking at himself stupidly.

"What do you want to do...... Stay away from me!"