My brother Yuelong went into the cuckoo dojo, had a lively time with the dwarf for a while, and took a good nap. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info took another turn in the dojo, paying special attention to the new scenes of Xiaoshitan, half an acre of Fangtang and Wanzhen Fudi Forest, and then slowly cooked rice.

By the time Shi Xinyu had spent more than two hours and arrived in a hurry, my brother Yuelong had already prepared lunch and set a table.

Although the widow was out of breath, she still maintained the bearing of the second-level leader of Zhenghu Palace, and did not show her hair on the spot. "It's a good space, it's enough for a two-person battlefield," she said. ”

"Sister has worked hard, and my brother has been waiting for you for two hours. Seeing that you are running all the way, it is because my brother is not good, so I want you to run all the way to this trip. ”

"You can run so fast, I don't know what kind of amazing woman will have to catch up with you and become my sister-in-law in the future. ”

"Sister, don't take it to heart, my brother is a trick, not his true ability, and the stupid bird flies first, so he can arrive in five minutes. Sister, come over and take a break, unpleasant things to say after dinner, let's try the first lunch my brother made for you. ”

It only took five minutes! Whether it's your ability or not, as long as you do it, it's amazing.

"Sure enough, it's 'courageous, wise, and powerful, and there is only Chen in the world!', Brother Yuelong, you can really scare Ma Wei, you are so scared that I can't eat!"

"Did you think of that?"

"I wouldn't have thought that you were from the Chen family, but I was really blind and had eaten white rice and dried rice for several years more than you. ”

"Sister, are you satisfied with this lunch? Brother will introduce to you, this is a pot of porridge made from the first fruit of the only rock paste sorghum in the world, which is a good thing that has only produced one ear in hundreds of millions of years, and this is the staple food of our lunch. In addition, my brother and I managed to warm two glasses of cold wine. Sister, do you know? It turned out that the air pressure in the ground was super strong, and my brother I thought about setting up a lot, and it took me more than two quarters of an hour to make the molecular activity of the cold wine improve a lot. Finally we can have a little drink too. It's a pity that my brother and I don't meet much in this underground, but I just casually serve a few dishes that are only available on the ground to drink. Of course, I also washed six congenital deficiencies called Sanjing grapes, which are desserts after meals and are also used to decant wine. With such a simple meal, the girl is still satisfied, right?"

When did he take these two glasses of cold wine, the widow didn't notice it at all, but it was already hot on the table, what else could she say?

"Brother, your table is more than enough to entertain the heads of state of the eight countries, where can the sister still say anything?"

"No matter how important they are, they are not as good as my sister's smile. ”

"But, brother, no matter how good your food is, if there is something in your heart, my little sister won't be able to eat it. Why don't we settle the matter first, and then have a solid meal. ”

"Listen to my sister, you don't have to do it, if you play a real fire, how can you eat?

"No matter what, we are also brothers and sisters, although we have different positions and have to argue, we can't fight to kill and hurt brother and sister. But our competition can't be too simple, otherwise it won't be easy to explain. Brother, do you think this is good, I choose the way of the competition, and you will come up with the question. If I win, you will take 1,000 squares, and the rest will be mine, and if you win, I will only take 600 squares, and the rest will be yours, do you think you think so?"

"It's easy to say, as long as the girl is not too sad, my brother listens to you. ”

"Okay, little sister will choose the way of the game. In this way, we don't need to compete with each other, we will choose a difficult problem that neither of you nor I can easily complete! If anyone can complete it, he will win, and if he does not lose or win, we should simply divide it equally!"

"Sister, you can think like this, especially if you show a gesture of being willing to divide equally, it means that you have really made a major concession, for my brother, you must think carefully about a topic that you and I can hardly complete, strive for a draw, and live up to the good intentions of the sister. ”

"It depends on how good you are. ”

"Haha, don't worry, when it comes to the question, my family has a master, what kind of problem do you want?"

"Seeing that my brother is so confident, my little sister is also looking forward to it, brother, what kind of topic will you come up with?"

"Let me think about it. I've already thought of it!" "My brother Yuelong doesn't have to think about it at all, with Yueping's intention, he won't be troubled."

"Sister, let's talk about it first, I came up with the topic, but you must not be shy. This topic, although it is difficult for you women, it is still possible to do it, but for us men, unless it is a big joke, it is absolutely impossible to do it. ”

"Well, speak up and listen. ”

"Doesn't you want to be a hurricane?"

"Don't be skilled!"

"So I said it?"

"Say, a good brother, why is he more trembling than a woman?

"Well, I declare that the title of the contest is: Race to have a baby! How to give birth to a child: Born from each body! Time limit: within today. ”

"You!"

"Say it's not a big deal!"

"But you know I'm ......."

"Knowing that you are a stone girl, it is as difficult as climbing to heaven to have a child, but you are still a woman, right? It is a little more likely than us men, right?

"But your topic doesn't seem to be embarrassing me, but like you're laughing at me!"

"Brother really didn't mean to laugh at you. Girl, calm down first, and then think about it, is there really a more difficult topic for us than having a child?"

Even if I'm not a stone girl, I can't have a baby today. ”

"Girl, you admit it, it's the title of this competition. If you admit it again, who is the one who has conceded defeat? Yes? This must be made clear. ”

"Brother Yuelong, I admit it! I, Shixin Yuren Widow Believer, admit that your title of the competition is valid, and I also admit that I can't do it myself, I admit defeat. ”

"That's good, my Yuelong accepts the results of the Shixin Fish Man and the Widow Girl's competition! But I Yuelong will not admit defeat easily, no matter how big the difficulty, I will work hard to overcome it, I have courage and wisdom, and there is only Chen in the world, and the results are ......."

"Brother, do you still want to turn the tables?"

"Sister, everything is possible, don't be dizzy and don't admit it when you see me give birth to a child. I'm going to give birth soon, sister, look at it, one, two, three, the child will come out, your godsister misses you!"

The widow also wanted to say that even if he gave birth to one, his rank would not match. My brother Yuelong didn't rub shoulders with her, and directly opened the hole cards.