Cold sweat broke out all over the soldier's body, and he hurriedly said, "My lord, this is the son of the Helan family, Young Master Helanbo." The son of the Helan family doesn't need to be inspected, and the small one doesn't have that qualification. ”

"Fart, we have been entrusted by the Chaoyang Sect to strictly carry out the task, and we must not let others fish in troubled waters. I also know what you said about Young Master Helan, but ...... That kid went out to practice two years ago, and who knows if he's alive or dead now. This kid doesn't have any identity, he looks a little like the son of the world, is he sure that he is the son of Helan? The fat on his whole body trembled fiercely, and Zhao Cheng, who was guarding the city gate, snorted coldly, not taking He Lanbo in his eyes at all.

The muscles at the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, the soldier secretly said that it was not good, subconsciously raised his eyes to look at He Lanbo in front of him, and saw that the smile on the corner of his mouth became thicker and thicker, he almost fainted to the ground, before the storm came, it must have been silent, just the last outbreak!

Zhao Cheng widened his eyes and slapped the table and scolded: "Boy, I don't care if you are Young Master Helan or not, there is no evidence to prove your identity, and you can only line up like everyone else!" And you, stinky boy, look at what, be careful I poke your eyes! As he spoke, the fat buttocks shook fiercely. Maybe it's because the pants are too tight, but under this force, the pants burst directly from the crotch with a "second click". But the person in front of him didn't notice this problem at all.

Feng Qingge stretched out her hand and pointed at Zhao Cheng's pants, the pants and crotch that didn't know when they were torn, and even the obscene pants and pants inside could be seen, coughing lightly, she turned her head: "Your door is not closed...... As for it, the pants and the crotch are cracked. ”

"Poof!" The people around didn't hold back, and sprayed out directly, thinking that something would happen, but they didn't expect that Feng Qingge opened his mouth with this sentence.

He Lanbo's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Yo, I didn't see that you still have a habit of walking birds in public, according to the law, it's a big rebellion, you should be killed!" ”

Bird Walking......

A face was suffocated into the color of pig liver, and the wind was light and almost squirted out! In the past, Hongzhe would never say such a thing, but he Lanbo, who had Hongzhe's face, would say such shocking words as soon as he opened his mouth.

"It's over, everyone is ready, Young Master Helan is going to make a big move, hide well, so as not to be injured by mistake!" The soldiers around were even more trembling, collectively retreating more than 20 meters, holding shields and hiding not far from the city gate, and the other people who had not seen He Lanbo didn't know what was going on, and they also stood and watched the excitement like Feng Qingge.

Zhao Cheng was also gritted his teeth angrily, the armor clanged, his tall body blocked in front of He Lanbo, and his sandbag-sized fist grabbed He Lanbo, and said angrily: "Boy, you are looking for death!" ”

He is a new general who guards the city, although he has heard about Helan Bo, but he has not paid much attention to it, a stinky boy has nothing to worry about. Now that he sees He Lanbo so "thin", he naturally doesn't take it seriously, no matter what, he has to show his difference in the years before these soldiers, but he can't let these kids in front of him look down on him!

How do you know that He Lanbo is not annoyed or angry, and said with a smile: "Eh, as the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, if you are a turtle king eight lambs, you will shoot at me!" ”

"You!" Zhao Cheng glared at He Lanbo, hurriedly let go of his hand, and was about to change his feet, who knew that He Lanbo took the first step and said: "Animals don't break up their hands and feet, and if they dare to do their hands and feet, they are not worthy of being a gentleman!" ”

"Fuck your uncle's gentleman, I'm the commander!" Zhao Cheng was left and right by what He Lanbo said, and hurriedly retorted.

Shaking his hand helplessly, He Lanbo raised his eyebrows and said: "Commander, it's the leader of the rice bucket, is it useful to grow so tall and strong?" ”

Glancing at Zhao Cheng up and down, He Lanbo dragged his chin and said to himself: "Hey, the big fat dun is really useful, it can hold half an urn after cremation!" ”

...... "I'll go to your uncle!"

Burst......

Feng Qingge sprayed out directly, and the people around him also sprayed, who would have thought that Helan Bo's next sentence would be like this, one by one was dumbfounded, and he didn't react for a long time. This Nima, isn't it just scolding Zhao Cheng to die?

"You, you, you!" The heart attack almost came out, and Zhao Cheng's eyes widened.

He Lanbo waved his hand and said, "Yes, I call you uncle, don't stare at me, okay?" Look at you like this, it's not your fault that you're so ugly, it's your fault that you're scary. If you hang your portrait on the wall, it will definitely ward off evil spirits, and hang it in the dormitory to absolutely contraception! If I had grown like you, I would have gone to a mass grave to find a place to bury myself alive! ”

Ward off evil spirits, hang contraception in the dormitory!

"I'll go, who the hell is this kid, his mouth is so poisonous, but I like it!"

"Hahaha, it's so classic, I'll try one in the room next time!"

"Prince Helan's mouth is still so vicious, even the dead can jump out of the grave, don't provoke anyone to provoke Prince Helan!"

The miscellaneous voices around him came out, and Zhao Cheng's face turned purple with anger, and he roared angrily: "Presumptuous, you, do you still take me in your eyes?" ”

"Who are you, why should I put you in my eyes, and I am not blind? It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, I see that your mother was blind when she was born to you, and raised the placenta, right? You ...... here" Stretching out his hand and pointing to his brain, He Lanbo raised his eyebrows and said, "Have you ever entered the water, swam past fish, jumped over toads, and walked past donkeys?" ”

A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out directly, Zhao Cheng glared at He Lanbo, unable to say a word.

He Lanbo, who was quick in his eyes and quick in his heart, said directly: "Alas, it's not your fault that your IQ is low, you say that you are a child, you have to show off your IQ for what you do!" Everyone knows that I am the son of Helan, what are you talking about, pulling me and not letting go, do you like me? It's a pity that Ben Gongzi likes women, and he is not interested in a simple-minded and well-developed limb like you! You said you had nothing to do to stop me, find your own scolding! ”

"Look, are you cool when I scold you, don't you want to say anything to me? If you like it, just say it, don't say it, let me go, I'm still busy, don't look at me like this, this son is so handsome, so fresh and confident, elegant and stylish, what to do with such big eyes, don't accept it, come and beat me! Pointing to Zhao Cheng on the side, He Lanbo said with white eyes, reaching out and pulling Feng Qingge's wrist to go inside.

Where did Zhao Cheng, who was so dazed by the scolding, know so much, seeing that these two people were about to go in, he hurriedly stretched out his hand, but He Lanbo preemptively said: "Yo, why are you still holding me back, you all said that I don't like you, what are you still doing with me!" Why are you so thick-skinned, I've never seen you so brazen! ”

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