"Big wild donkey, you can obviously transform into a human form, why don't you take shape?" Li Shaolong drank all the beer in his hand and asked: "Big wild donkey, you are a powerful aristocratic beast, with noble blood, you should have been able to transform into a handsome human form a long time ago, why do you still wear a donkey skin?"

The strength of the big wild donkey has long been able to live in a human body, but he has always lived in the body of a donkey, which makes Li Shaolong feel a little strange. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After all, with the cultivation of the human body, the speed is much faster than the cultivation of the body of a donkey, and human beings are the spirits of all things, the darlings of heaven, and the cradle of the gods. Doesn't all creatures want to take on human form, but why would the wild donkey rather let his strength slowly increase than transform into a handsome human form?

I was supposed to go to class today, but there was a message from the school that everyone would have a day off, which made everyone extremely happy, and everyone had a barbecue on the lawn in front of the villa.

Not far away, Beigong Nan, Huang Qibei and Wang Xiaoxi were teasing the three little tigers on the lawn, and the three little tigers were a lot bigger, they could run around, and their bodies were not bursting out with the breath of strange abilities.

If the three girls knew that there was a massacre here just last night, they probably wouldn't dare to tease the three little tigers as happily as they do now.

And not far from the lawn, a mare covered in gold, every hair seems to be made of purity, is leisurely eating grass, is it still looking this way, eyes are full of tenderness.

On the lawn, Li Shaolong was drinking while barbecuing, and the big wild donkey guy was even more fart and eye-eyed looking at the barbecue grill, drooling. Li Shaolong roasted a skewer and ate a skewer, although this guy is a donkey, but he is a donkey who eats meat and drinks wine.

One hoof holds a cigarette, one hoof holds a wine bottle, one hoof holds a meat skewer, and even the tail is wrapped in a string of fat cows, drinking and eating while smoking, life is very comfortable, as if returning to the glorious days when it swept across the African continent and overturned countless female creatures.

Fauber and Lao Hei were also on the edge of the oven, sweating and roasting oysters and leeks, as well as carp weighing a pound.

"Stupid, you are really stupid, not only stupid, you also have racial discrimination, this is a disease, you have to be treated!" The big wild donkey glared at Li Shaolong and said: "Boy, do you think it's easy to transform into shapes? That's a price, not to mention wasting strength every day, the life span will be shortened accordingly, and the human body is even more fragile, if you are not careful, you will be injured, or my body is good, if it is not a strong weapon, it will not hurt me at all." ”

"Big wild donkey, my donkey uncle, if you take on a human form, it is estimated that you will lose countless girls, and it is easy to make an appointment with a cannon or something. Li Shaolong smiled evilly, with the character of a big wild donkey who wants to fall down when he sees a maternal creature, it is definitely a loss not to transform into a shape.

This guy has accumulated a lot of property over the years, and there are a large number of human subordinates to help take care of his industry, if he transforms into a human form, he is definitely the rich and handsome among the rich and handsome.

Alien beasts transform into shapes, and they can change their appearance freely, so if you want to be as handsome as you want, you can be as handsome as you want.

"I can transform into a human form, but the transformation of alien beasts is very exhausting, and living in the form of a human not only wastes a lot of energy, but also is very uncomfortable. Besides, if I transform into a human form, will I have anything to do with you?" The big wild donkey smiled proudly: "If Uncle Black Donkey and I transform into a human form, you can only look at Teacher Cang and look at Maria Ozawa on the Internet in the future." ”

Then, with a roll of his tongue, he rolled a large skewer of beef clean, and said, "Boy, hurry up and roast, hurry up, and get more meat! Uncle Donkey, I must eat enough today." ”

"I said, old donkey, if you take on a human form, I will take you to the waves tonight. Lao Hei said with a wicked smile, and he was also curious about what the big wild donkey would become if it turned into a human form.

"Do you know why women like LV's bags and LV's things? Because LV is a donkey, to put it bluntly, what women like is not LV's bags, but to remind men all the time to have something like a donkey. Because donkeys are big, they will become smaller when they become humans, so what's the use of being handsome? Big is the last word. The big wild donkey roared proudly, then glanced at Li Shaolong and Lao Hei contemptuously, and said lightly: "You guys, no!"

"!" Li Shaolong and Lao Hei almost jumped up and beat the donkey, Nima's, a donkey dared to despise human beings, and turned the sky upside down.

But there was no way, what this guy said was true, so he could only despise him a few times, and then put more chili powder on his meat skewers.

"Actually, I don't want to enter your human world, the human world is too insidious, too dangerous. There are too many people who do things that are inferior to beasts in human skin, and you humans like to say one thing and do another. If you hadn't saved me, I would never have come out of the forest. The big wild ass said, "I still like to sit on the skin of the beast, you know, hehe......"

"If you kill Dongying one day, you can take me with you. It's not just you humans who hate Dongying people in this world, but also us alien beasts. Back then, Dongying launched a war and killed countless people, and countless strange beasts were captured and killed, and my parents died at the hands of Dongying's Onmyoji. Kill all the men in Dongying, let me dominate the women in Dongying!"

"Do you know what my greatest ideal in this life is? My ideal is to kill all my enemies, settle the worldly affairs, and then return to Africa with my dear Yanma, and continue to live my free life, if my Yanma can give birth to my blood, it would be even better, hey, another oyster and leek, hurry up, hurry up, Lao Tzu will be strong!"

In fact, happiness is very simple, coarse tea and light rice, children and grandchildren around the knee.

"Brother, I can still accompany you for a few years, and when it really doesn't work, I'll go back to the African Forest, and don't blame me when the time comes. The big wild donkey said with sadness, this guy drinks too much, and he is prone to pessimism, which is not at all like his grinning personality.

Li Shaolong couldn't help but be a little moved, this guy has already paid off the grace of the year after accompanying him to fight all these years, this trip to China, it doesn't have to come, but he still came to help, this is the real brother. Although this guy has the body of a donkey, his soul is definitely better than that of a human.

He is a donkey, but his soul is better than that of a human.

"Old Black, what is your dream?"

"I don't have dreams, I don't know what dreams I can have, and if I do, it's that I want to have a real home. "Old Black recently showed a hint of bitterness and drank the beer down.

Everyone was eating and drinking wine, and slowly drank more wine, and began to talk more, and began to talk about those eventful years of the year.