Chapter 32: The Old Man's Secret Trick
"Well, who are you?" the little chestnut wanted to turn his head slightly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Don't move! Tell you, I'm in a bad temper, and you'd better not provoke me, and answer my question now. The hand on his neck retracted with force.
"I said!" Dad said that heroes don't eat immediate losses, she doesn't know who heroes are, but if heroes don't eat her, she won't eat either.
(Hero: I eat.) Xiao Baozi: You eat, you go, I'm leaving. )
"Say, is there a man surnamed Chu here?"
"Nope!"
"Are there any men in their forties?"
"Nope!"
"How many tutors are here, are there any people in their forties?"
The little bun is tangled.
This question is too profound, so I asked her whether there are more mosquitoes male or female.
"Nor did it... Right?"
Xiao Baozi obviously felt the anger value hidden behind him, and hurriedly spoke: "Wait, but someone must know that he has been here for a long time." ”
"You'd better not be careful, I knew I could pinch you to death in a minute. The mysterious man threatened: "Take me there." ”
Xiao Baozi was silent in his heart, I'm sorry old man, I wish you good luck.
I can only blame her for not being kind... t^t
"Where are you going to take me?" As he walked, the surroundings gradually became remote, and the mysterious man frowned and grabbed Qin Li's little pot friend's neck.
"Cough, cough, I said you light!" Xiao Baozi was also angry, "Who took you to take you there if you accidentally strangled me to death?"
"Then I'll change it. "The mystery man doesn't care.
…… Well, you have someone, you are capricious.
The chic little courtyard appeared among the bushes, but there was a sense of being out of the world without fireworks.
However, it would be more perfect if there were some sounds missing.
"Stinky old man! You finally appeared! Do you want to murder the young man if he doesn't like it?"
"Who is going to murder you?" said the old man.
Luo Ning gritted his teeth, sooner or later he would let this old man come back.
"With this time, you might as well hurry up and consume your spiritual power, lest you become a corpse. The old man didn't know where to conjure up a chair and sit in front of Luo Ning and a few people, and took out a table, and put a knife on the table.
When Luo Ning saw it, his eyes immediately turned green, and his blood pressure rose rubbingly, Nima! He actually started eating roast chicken in front of him??! Good you stinky old man!
The old man shook his head, and sliced the roast chicken into thin slices very quickly, and then coded the plate, his next move made Luo Ning collapse, crazy, and the other children were not calm at all, howling to come out.
The old man even dipped the sauce and rolled the vegetable leaves!
This Nima cliff can't bear it!!
The old man raised his eyebrows, "Do you want to eat? ”
The child of Zhuling nodded honestly immediately, and the next second greeted a stormy chicken bone.
"Who else?"
They definitely don't know this obscene-looking and vengeful old man!
The little bun that found the old man in the dark was also quiet, and after a moment she turned around silently: "That, I found the wrong one." I don't know this man. ”
As soon as Xiao Baozi moved, a bone flew over out of thin air and accurately smashed on Xiao Baozi's calf and knee, and Xiao Baozi instantly fell to the ground with a pop and made a five-body salute.
Then a second bone flew over and slammed into the mystery's head, causing him to fall to the ground.
The old man appeared leisurely, "Stinky girl, do you know how to respect teachers and education? Where do you not know me?"
Xiao Baozi prostrated with tears in his eyes, "No." Now I know everywhere. ”
The old man laughed, and he didn't know what kind of father could teach such a small wall grass, and he would fall down with the wind.
The mysterious man was shocked, he hadn't even beaten a chicken bone, fake, right? This isn't real, right? What kind of chicken bone is this chicken beast?
The old man despised the mysterious man, "Why did you come to the academy to make trouble? You grew up in a small well, right? The roast chicken bones that you just gnawed are cheap for you." ”
"Say it. What are you doing here? Who is directing you? Are you a hostile academy that wants to capture our genius here?"
The mysterious man looked at Qin Li, who was still on the ground and didn't get up, and for a while he didn't know if the old man was telling the truth or joking, what kind of academy is this, such a genius?
Originally, he didn't want to admit it, so it would be nice to make up an excuse to get past it, but now, he felt that if he did, he would insult his worldview!
The old man looked at the little bun, "I take back that sentence, who sent you?"
Qin Li pounded the ground.
The mysterious man's eyes were closed, as if he could not hear at all.
"Don't you say it? The old man smiled meaningfully, "There are two people in our academy who are the best at extorting confessions, one is Tutor Hongyuan, you probably won't be able to see it, it's an honor, and the second is me." ”
A quarter of an hour later, there were bursts of howls from the entire Thorn Courtyard, which seemed to cry but not cry, and the one that shouted intermittently was terrible.
"You, you, you put, let go, let go of my ......" After a while, the mysterious people were like a gossamer.
"If you don't say it, I'll continue. The old man sat on the sturdy mystery man with his feet crossed.
"I, I don't say it!"
"Good!
"Hahahaha! You hahaha, do you dare to change ha, another kind of hahahaha torture?"
The old man paused, as if he was thinking, "It's okay to change it?" Change one for another. He threw the feather and fumbled in his pocket for a long time.
Then, find a slender iron clip. Thick like a toothpick.
The mysterious man gasped for breath and calmed his colic stomach. He thought that as long as it wasn't tickling, he would have no problem with any kind of criminal law.
The old man pinched the clamp and fixed his face.
"What do you want to do... Ah!!h
Xiao Baozi immediately covered his nose. This obscene old man! The mysterious man shuddered and accused, "You actually pluck my nose hair!"
"Hehe, don't worry, it's not just nose hair, it's something else. ”
"Ahh
"Nima, you stinky old man, you perverted old man, let me go...... Ah!!h
The mystery man's whole body trembled, and he, his armpit hair......
Why was no one ever told him that plucking hurts??
Half an hour later, the old man thought about looking at him, his armpit hair was plucked out, and he didn't recruit it, it seemed that he was a hard stubble. The old man suddenly turned his head to the little bun and said, "You turn around." ”
The little bun immediately turned around, very cooperative. She was afraid that she would be slow for a second, and the hair on her body would not be guaranteed!
Then, the frightened shouts of the mysterious man sounded behind him, "What are you going to do? You let go of my stinky old man! You kill me! Kill me! Stop!"
"Ah!!!" The mysterious man's voice soared into the sky in vain, extremely poignant, the sound was surrounding, countless birds were startled, and half of the Flying Flower Academy heard it.
Several children tensed up and silently mourned for the mysterious man.
Mystery Man...... Recruited......