Forty-sixty-nine, the world is terrible

The climate of Yongcheng is a strange thing, and the endless rainy days are just that, and from time to time I come back to the south again, which makes Shandan, who is a northerner, very unbearable and suffers. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I remember the first time I encountered Nantian after coming to Yongcheng, at that time Gu Haiping and Shandan didn't understand why one night passed, and when they got up in the morning, the floor, wardrobe, kitchen and bathroom tiles in the room were covered with water droplets, and there were traces of water flow like earthworms crawling over the soil.

So the two of them opened all the doors and windows, hoping that the air would circulate and blow off the moisture, not wanting that the more they opened the doors and windows for ventilation, the worse it would be, and even the clothes, sheets and quilts at home were as wet as if they had just been fished out of the water, and even twisted it hard to wring out the water.

After a few times back to the south of the embarrassment, I heard the locals say what the ghost is called back to the south of the sky, that is, in winter and spring, when the weather is not completely warm, the north wind day is dry, the south wind day is wet, it is really amazing.

Sometimes the evening is still a north wind day, in the middle of the night to the south wind day, in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom will find the tiles, the floor of the water beads densely arranged neatly lined up, if you are lucky enough to turn to the north wind day in the morning, get up in the morning will find that the bathroom is miraculously dry.

There is also a home in the south of the day is soaked in the humid air, once the north wind turns, almost instantaneously the water vapor will disappear without a trace, Shandan is very lamented by the magic of nature.

Sometimes it will last for a few days when I return to Nantian, and mold will grow on Shandan's leather clothes and shoes, and even the walls and roofs will be covered with black and hemp mold, which is what Shandan hates the most.

The people of Yongcheng are accustomed to such climate change, they will always pay attention to the direction of the wind, once the weather forecast is going to turn to a southerly wind, they will close the door and close the windows early to prevent water vapor from entering the room, but as a tiny water molecule, it is naturally pervasive, and the result of chasing and blocking is that the home will not be like the floor that has just rained, and it will be damp and damp.

The climate of Yongcheng in winter and spring is the face of a child - unpredictable and unpredictable. It's still hot to wear a short skirt the day before, and you may have to wear a cotton coat or even a down jacket the day after, so before 5.1 Labor Day, it's best not to put away your winter clothes, and it may not be that one day you will immediately enter winter from summer.

The air humidity in Yongcheng is above 80% all year round, and in winter and spring, whether it is a rainy day or a return to the south day, the air humidity is 100%, and people are like fish swimming in the water, and the air that breathes into the lungs is water.

Such a clammy and cold air is like an icy steel needle, it will pierce into the human spinal cord, cold to the depths of every cell; Various microorganisms in the air – molds, viruses, bacteria, mycoplasma, chlamydia...... will thrive under the moisture of this humid air, and as a result, various diseases will arise. The frail elderly and young children are among the first victims.

There is a joke that has been circulating in Yongcheng: "If you have a friend in Yongcheng who hasn't contacted you for a long time and hasn't appeared, then there are several possibilities: one is frozen to death by the cold weather of Yongcheng, one is killed by the hot weather of Yongcheng, and the other is tortured to death by the hot and cold weather of Yongcheng, anyway." ”

To outsiders, it is not a funny joke, but it is an image and vivid description of the climate of Yongcheng in winter and spring.

Shandan came to Yongcheng for more than ten years and was not used to this ghost weather, and when he got up in the morning, he found that the bathroom was wet again, and the ceiling was dropping water droplets, so he was in a very bad mood, and after sending Xiaoyu to school, he pedaled a bicycle to work.

Not long after I sat down, I received a call from Xiaoyu's head teacher: "Xiaoyu's mother, your Xiaoyu sprinkled itching powder on the neck of a classmate, and the classmate's back was so itchy that the skin was scratched, and the whole class couldn't even go to class from crying, what do you say?"

"What's the matter? Where did Xiaoyu get the itchy powder?" Shandan was very surprised, where did Xiaoyu get the itchy powder?

"I don't know, I asked her, Xiaoyu didn't speak, but the children were itching and crying all the time, and they couldn't even go to class. The head teacher replied with this sentence

"Oh, you help me coax other people's children first, and I'll come over immediately. Shandan put down the phone, asked for a car with the unit, and went straight to school, just in time for the rush hour at work, the more anxious he was, the slower he was, and Shandan was in a terrible mood.

When the driver heard about Xiaoyu, he looked at Shandan's bad mood and comforted: "There are children who are naughty, it doesn't matter, Xiaoyu is such a well-behaved child and will prank, but I didn't expect it." Hahaha!"

"This kid doesn't go to school well, what's the hell he is messing around, it's really annoying!" Shandan complained.

"Don't bother, it's okay for her to be lively, if you are silent, you are in a hurry, you don't criticize the child in front of the teacher and classmates, the child also wants face and dignity, just go home and reason well. "The driver is very gentle and kind.

"Well, I'm a little angry, there's really nothing to be happy about, it's all bad things. Shandan was huffing.

"If you want to open it, it's fine, how can people live for so many decades, there is no shortage of food or clothing, how can it be better. It's okay for children to be ignorant, don't be worried. The driver's eldest brother was not in a hurry and drove slowly, he deliberately relieved Shandan's impatience.

After moving more than half an hour to the school, Shandan's anger was also a lot easier, and when he found Xiaoyu's classroom, he saw that Xiaoyu and the little girl at the front table had tears on their faces, and they must have been criticized by the teacher.

"I'm really sorry! The child is not sensible and has caused you trouble. Shandan found the head teacher and said humbly.

"It's okay, I'm embarrassed, I'm sorry, I asked you to run, the children are no longer itchy, Xiaoyu is rarely naughty, I don't know what's going on today." Don't criticize her anymore when you go back, I've already criticized her, just tell her to stop making fun of her classmates in the future. The head teacher was moved by Shandan's positive and sincere attitude, and said politely.

Xiaoyu's academic performance is very good, and the teachers like her very much, so she is not blamed too much.

"Then you see, I'd better take other people's children to the hospital to have a look, don't make other people's children sick. Shandan said sincerely.

"No need, the child is no longer itchy, I have already cleaned the back of the child, it is estimated that the itchy powder is just itchy for a while, please run." The head teacher felt that she was also making a little fuss, and she seemed to be embarrassed.