[89] The super expensive ointment no longer hurts
In a certain pharmacy in Dongguang, a young man was holding a patch of ointment and was dumbfounded when he looked at the price on it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After looking at it for a while, the young man said to the waiter at the pharmacy, "I said, beauty, is the price of your ointment wrong, one hundred and twenty yuan a piece, are you planning to rob the rhythm of money?"
Before the pharmacy attendant could answer his words, an old man walked into the store, walked quickly in front of the young man, and took the only three remaining on the shelf, plus one from the young man's hand.
And after settling the bill, he left the pharmacy with his pockets tightly and disappeared into the crowded street, and he didn't know what kind of treasure he was covering.
The young man looked at his empty hands, looked at the waiter and said with doubts: "What is the situation with the beauty? One hundred and twenty-one, why does the old man still look like he has found a treasure?"
The pharmacy attendant said with a smile, "That old man must have picked up a treasure, do you know who developed the plaster just now?
You may not believe it, but as long as the ointment is pasted, it can cause lumbar pain, muscle and bone strain, old rheumatism, or something.
It was cured all of a sudden, you said such a good medicine, can that old man not get it as if he had picked up a treasure?
And other pharmacies sell one for one hundred and five, and I only sell one hundred and twenty for one, do you think he can be unhappy when he picks up such a big bargain?"
The young man immediately took out his wallet, took out two hundred yuan, and said, "Get me one, it just so happened that my arm was bruised."
Now that it hurts so much, let me try Dr. Li Xiaowu's special medicine, is it really that magical. ”
The waiter looked at the young man and said with an embarrassed face, "The four plasters that the old man bought just now are the last four in our pharmacy."
Our second shipment is still in transit, but now the purchase price is already the sales price we just had, and now it costs 200 yuan a plaster. ”
The young man was so angry that he really wanted to beat himself, Nima's made you cheap and said that other people's plasters were expensive, but now it's okay from one hundred and two to two hundred, not to mention, you have to wait here for others to send the medicine to buy it.
I don't know who released the news, saying that there will be no more pain luck here later, but the young man looked at the dozens of aunts and uncles in the queue behind him, for fear that he would accidentally miss the opportunity to buy no more pain.
After thinking about it, the young man felt that it was better to pay the money first, and his behavior made him not pass by again this time.
The fighting power of the uncles and aunts to grab things, the young men who watched it broke out in a cold sweat.
The waiter at the pharmacy tore it open and helped the young man stick it to the wound on his arm, and after a stream of heat and a tingling pain, the young man waved his injured arm and said with an incredulous face.
"Oh my God, it's amazing, it's really good to stick it, the beauty is still in stock, if not, I can also pre-order, give me another ten. ”
The pharmacy waiter said embarrassedly, "The inventory is gone, and the next batch of goods has to wait until next month, and now the pharmaceutical factories can't produce it to sell to us, if you want to make a reservation, we don't know how much to charge you." ”
People who want to make a reservation that no longer hurts can be seen everywhere in major pharmacies, but their reservations are basically rejected one by one.
The online store no longer painlessly put on the shelves for an hour, and placed more than 10,000 orders, which scared the online store owner to quickly remove from the shelves, for fear that too many orders would be returned, which would affect the reputation of his Taobao store.
As soon as TV shopping was launched, 30 customer service staff were too busy, not to mention selling all the inventory in an hour, and there were still thousands of customers left with no goods to send, so they made an unprecedented move to the TV station to remove their advertisements from the shelves in advance.
A reporter from a TV station in Dongguang came to a crowded pharmacy and randomly interviewed consumers who came to buy it and no longer had pain.
"Hello, we are reporters from xxtvmn TV, we would like to ask you what you think, no longer painful price problems.
Two hundred yuan a piece no longer hurts, do you think it's expensive or cheap?" said the beautiful reporter, holding the microphone to an old man.
The old man patted his feet, patted his hands again, and said happily, "Ordinary rheumatic plaster, I have been sticking it for more than 20 years, and I will put it on when it no longer hurts."
Now I ask if you are no longer painful, or is it expensive to use ordinary rheumatism?"
The beautiful reporter smiled and said, "Thank you, uncle, for your cooperation, I wish you a happy health."
Audience friends, let us follow the camera, find our next interview target, and see if Dr. Li's no longer hurts is really as amazing as the uncle said. ”
The beautiful reporter came to the door of the pharmacy and smiled at a consumer who was sticking it no longer painful.
"Hello Auntie, we are reporters from xxtvmn, we want to ask you, is this no longer painful really as amazing as everyone says?"
In front of the camera, the consumer's aunt gritted her teeth and endured the stinging pain, and then exclaimed profusely, "Mom, it's amazing, my old arm has really become flexible since it hurts."
Emma's two hundred dollars are worth it, I would have bought a few more if I knew it would work.
Ah, what did you just say, oh, you're a reporter, what do you want to interview, hurry up and ask me if I have to go back to the queue to buy medicine. ”
The beautiful reporter picked up the microphone again and said to the consumer's aunt, "Hello aunt, we want to ask you if you think this is no longer painful, two hundred yuan a piece, do you think it is expensive?"
"Expensive, beauty, don't joke with your aunt, if it's expensive, do you think they will be stupid to queue up to buy it anymore?
Let's tell you the truth, aunt, I broke this arm when I was young, although it was later cured, but since then it has become unfavorable, and it is not a good cable, the key is that when the weather is bad, it hurts, and I want to die or live.
Now 200 yuan a piece no longer hurts, not only does the hand become sharper, but it also doesn't hurt anymore, do you think I'll think it's expensive?
Ha ha... Aunt Girl, let me tell you, consumers who buy it will not think it is expensive, because it is really not expensive at all. The consumer aunt said happily into the microphone of the beautiful reporter.
"Thank you, Auntie, for your cooperation, then we won't bother you queuing up to buy medicine. ”
The beautiful reporter then interviewed more than a dozen consumers, and what made the beautiful reporter speechless was that none of the more than a dozen consumers felt that it would be expensive to sell 200 a piece anymore, and even many consumers answered the reporter's questions in a rhetorical tone.
Unfortunately, the beautiful reporter accidentally twisted her foot during the interview, and a handsome guy who was lucky gave her a card that no longer hurts.
When the beautiful reporter felt the magic of no longer pain, she suddenly had the same idea as the consumers, such a miracle medicine is not to mention two hundred, and it is cheaper for two thousand.