Chapter 233: A Man Like You Doesn't Deserve to Smoke
When Tang Yan repented, Meng Zhen had already put on makeup, and by the way, Long Piaopiao also put on a few strokes, although she only put on foundation and drew her eyebrows, but it made Long Piaopiao's heart feel beautiful, a sister on the left, another sister, and that little mouth was sweet that made Meng Zhen's heart melt. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
I have to say that Long Piaopiao's appearance is really a girl who can't tell her age, maybe it's the reason why the lights in the Internet café are dim, she looks like sixteen or seventeen years old in the Internet café, and in the sun, at first glance, she is full of calculations, and she is not fourteen years old!
When Meng Zhen asked her age, she insisted that she was thirteen years old, and in the face of such a thirteen-year-old little Lori, let alone Tang Yan, even Meng Zhen had no resistance at all.
"Sister, how spicy and beautiful are you? Are you plastic surgery, or are you a natural beauty?"
"I'm natural!"
"Sister, why are your breasts so spicy? Are you enlarged, or are they naturally spicy?"
"Natural.... It's so big!"
"Sister, your skin is so good, there is a wrinkle, are you twenty-five years old?"
"That.... Uh, almost!"
Two beauties, one big and one small, chatting on the side, while putting on makeup, are also harmonious. But this harmony didn't take long for Tang Yan to break, only to see him pull out the knife suddenly, aim it at the thigh and stab it, and yelled: "God, I'm not even as good as!"
However, this knife didn't poke deeply, not as deep as half a needle, and the blood stopped as soon as it came out, and then he poked it a few more times, but it still didn't hurt.
"Sister, what is he doing?"
"Crazy sheep...."
"Then does he go crazy every day?"
"Occasionally!"
Ten minutes later, the two beauties were ready, and then the three of them got out of the hotel, got into a business car, and drove towards downtown Chongqing.
In the past two days, Meng Zhen has walked through most of the scenery in Fengdu, and Long Piaopiao, a local, is here, so the two beauties decided that instead of playing in Fengdu, it is better to go to the city to the amusement park. And Tang Yan's words have no right to speak.
The scenery along the way, all the way is the singing and laughing of the two beauties in the back row. But Tang Yan, who was sitting in the front row, was tragic, and he was still sad in the confessional world.
I still think about three years ago.....
It was a blue sky, it was a sunny noon, and the young men and women who were about to be married were lying in the field of cut corn, looking up at the same sky, pressing the same bundle of corngrass.
"Tang Yan, do you have a dream?"
"Of course, I want to be the strongest pig killer..... Although in Huaihe Town, my technique of killing pigs is already very tired, but I know that under this sky, there are even more tired people, and I want to surpass them!"
"Tang Yan, do you know what it means to like?"
"Of course I know, it's like killing a pig.... I like to kill pigs, and at the same time, if I have a choice, pigs will like to let me kill them, because I am quick and accurate, and they will not hurt much. ”
"Tang Yan, I've been sick since I was a child, will you dislike me?"
"Of course not, just like in my industry, I will treat the pig I want to kill, whether it is a sick pig or a healthy pig!"
"Tang Yan, in fact, we can try to hold hands....."
"Well, my hands smell of pigs, won't I stain your hands..... And Granny Ma said that she had to go to the cave room to spend candle night before she could attack the bride....."
Even after three years, Tang Yan still remembers the cornfield where the two of them lay down, and now in retrospect, he feels that he really gave birth to a pig's head, putting aside the big reason of early and late maturity, he is a fool, and it is too sad!
"I... What were you thinking at the time? Granny Ma, although you are old, why do I hate you so much now? I really regret listening to you and falling for your ......"
Tang Yan was intoxicated in the world of sadness, he thought of a lot, and the more he thought about it, the more sad he became, especially his face at this time, as ugly as eating three catties of dung, even the master next to him couldn't stand it.
"Young man, you have been looking sad since you got in the car, what's wrong with you? The world is so beautiful, what can't you see?"
Tang Yan turned his head to look at the old driver, let out a long sigh, and said, "My sorrow, you won't understand....."
The old driver laughed and persuaded: "Young man, brother, I have crossed more bridges than you have walked. So no matter what happens, keep a good mood. If nothing else, you have to think about your family, you see your wife so beautiful, you see your daughter so lovely, is there anything else that can compare to their smiles?"
The corners of Tang Yan's mouth twitched, and he glanced back at the two beauties, and saw that the two of them didn't seem to care, so he explained to the old driver: "She... She's my cousin, and as for the little one, she picked it up on the road. ”
The old driver immediately shut his mouth, knew that he had said the wrong thing, and began to concentrate on driving. However, I don't know what the two people behind are thinking, as if they are colluding, they actually speak in unison.
"Husband, how can you do this?"
"Dad, how can you do this?"
Tang Yan's head was as big as an ox suddenly, and she had a vague bad premonition, Meng Zhen called her husband again, and she called her husband again..... Nima, the last time she called her husband, she directly made him bankrupt, what is the situation this time.
And what kind of fuss is Long Piaopiao following? Nonsense, it's just nonsense! If I were your father, the first thing I would do was to keep you away from the Internet.....
Unexpectedly, the old driver suddenly glared at him and said indignantly: "Young man, you are really not a good person, I have seen a lot of irresponsible people like you, you are simply not a man! You are simply ashamed of our man." Dare not admit it, dare not admit it, you.... Hey, it's really unlucky, how did you meet this kind of person again today...."
"Master, I ....." Tang Yan had to explain, he felt that he was too wronged.
"If you don't explain anything, you're an irresponsible man. The old driver stopped and lit a cigarette. Then he thought that there was a opposite sex in the car, took a sharp sip, and threw it directly out of the window.
Tang Yan stared at him and said with a wry smile: "Okay! Just because I am an irresponsible man, then master, can you give a cigarette to smoke?"
In the past few days, due to bankruptcy, Tang Yan can't afford to smoke, although Meng Zhen gives him 200 yuan a day, but 200 yuan is only enough for food!
"No, a man like you is not worthy of smoking, or if it weren't for the face of the big girl in the back, he would have thrown you out of the car a long time ago!" The old driver seemed to have great resentment in his heart, and felt very worthless for Meng Zhen.
Tang Yan couldn't cry or laugh, and he didn't explain it, anyway, the more he explained this kind of thing, the more chaotic it became, Meng Zhen did it on purpose, he simply closed his eyes and sulked alone.
However, after such a small episode, Tang Yan was not as sad as before, and suddenly thought that today's task was to please Long Piaopiao, he immediately racked his brains and thought about where to play, however.... He didn't have a clue at all, he was too unfamiliar with the city of Chongqing.
"Internet café .... Hey, forget it, it's not anyone's opponent to take medicine, and now that the effect of the medicine has been withdrawn, isn't this completely looking for abuse? ”
"Are you really going to an amusement park?"
"But ....."
Not long after, the car stopped at the gate of Chongqing Amusement Park, and Tang Yan saw the equipment as soon as he got out of the car, and immediately shrunk his neck.
The driver was waiting at the entrance of the amusement park, and after Meng Zhen pulled Long Piaopiao to buy a ticket, he urged Tang Yan: "Let's go!
Tang Yan swallowed and foamed, and said astringently: "Or..... I'll be waiting for you in the car, so I can save you some money!"
Meng Zhen seemed to think of something, directly stuffed the ticket, and asked with a smile: "You don't have a fear of heights or something, right?"
Long Piaopiao also spoke at this time: "If you don't take me to have fun today, don't you want to see Sister Bai!"
Tang Yan's eyelids jumped, and he said stubbornly, "Let's go!"
Then, the three of them entered the amusement park, and after a while, the first choice was naturally the roller coaster.
"Nima, roller coaster..."
Tang Yan wailed in his heart, but he still sat up steadily, not that he had a phobia, but purely because he was afraid of this kind of stimulation.
Not only Tang Yan, but also many men over twenty will have an inexplicable fear of this exciting exercise!
"Tang Yan, open your eyes, you shouldn't be scared....."
"yes, you can't be scared, are you?"
Tang Yan immediately opened his eyes and sneered: "Afraid? In my Tang Yan's dictionary, there is no fear of this word!"
However, after two laps, Tang Yan felt that the whole world was turning, but in order to do enough face, he held on. And got off the roller coaster, got on the Ferris wheel again, got off the Ferris wheel, and got off the pirate ship, and after the pirate ship, I tried the big pendulum again.....
When all the equipment was played, Tang Yan couldn't stand it at all, and directly lay on a big tree, and vomited for five minutes before he came back to his senses. This is here to play, it's obviously a sin!
The two beauties, one big and one small, smiled from ear to ear, and from the moment they got out of the car just now, the two of them discovered Tang Yan's abnormality, and naturally they would not let him go.
And when Tang Yan vomited, several children passed by, all with a look of contempt.
"Look, this guy is so cowardly!"
"Hey, don't play like that. ”
"It's good that my dad is more tired than him, my dad is Superman, and my dad is Ultraman!"
How could Tang Yan compete with the children, he spit out on himself, no matter how the children despised him, he kept vomiting.
But when a few beauties passed by, I don't know who shouted: "Wow! Isn't that Tang Yan? The benchmark of good men in China, the best good men who are rare to see in a thousand years.....
"Tang Yan, what the hell?"
"You're out, since you don't even know Tang Yan, don't say I know you. Dominate the search list for three days in a row, and now his headlines are still unswiped! Wow! I've never seen a handsome man who even vomits!"
"Oh..... I know, it's really him, it's really the good man who paid for his wife for three million, look.... He's still wearing the clothes in the photo, is it really only one set a year?"
"What's this? The most quintessential thing is his spirit, his spirit has touched the ..... of three million women in China."
"Whew, is that the wife there, is that the child their daughter, the family of three is so happy!"
"Can you not be happy if you marry a peerless good man like Tang Yan?"
....... (To be continued.) )