"One day in the future, if Xiao Sa Huangbo, who can't swim, and your boyfriend fall into the water at the same time, and your mother calls you home for dinner at this time, what will you choose?"

After Gu Yan asked, not only the audience, but even the female streamers with high EQ and high IQ were a little confused. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The audience was amused by Gu Yan again and had a stomachache.

"The old brother is steady, and the angle is tricky. ”

"The shadow area of the heart of the begging woman. ”

"This is the upgraded version of how you will choose when I am pregnant and fall into the water at the same time as your mother, and your mother asks you to protect the child?"

Those who know the female stream know that she likes Huang Bo very much, and she also said before that her second favorite is Xiao Sa, and this audience also knows, the most important thing is that Xiao Sa is behind her.

These two favorite idols, plus her boyfriend, and finally her mother, can be said to be a combination of entertainment and difficulty.

The female stream thought for nearly half a minute, but there was no answer, Gu Yan couldn't help but ask: "Hurry up and choose, if you don't choose, the three of them will drown." ”

In the end, the female stream really didn't know how to answer wittily, so she simply broke the jar and broke it, "Dong Chou sings very well, listen to my mother's words, so I choose to go home for dinner, as for the three of them, since they can fall into the water at the same time, there must be cats in them, so fulfill them and let them fly better than Wing San." ”

“……”

This answer is very helpless, and it is also a very appropriate answer that no one can be offended.

It was the last person's turn, and Jay Chou was also blinded by JJ's routine at that time, otherwise it wouldn't be the four of them who lost, so he was still a little guilty.

"I'll choose ...... too"

Dong Zhou was stopped by Gu Yan in the middle of his words.

"Stop, there are already three honest in front, it's okay for other people's three girls to choose honesty, you are a father, shouldn't you be brave once?"

"This ......" Dong Zhou hesitated again and again but nodded, agreed, what is there to be afraid of when he is a father.

Zhou Donggang nodded, and Gu Yan said excitedly: "Hey, everyone saw it just now, no one forced him, he chose to be brave, and he can't regret it for a while." ”

"Well, we've all seen it," Xiao Sa and a few people watched the play without thinking it was a big deal, and echoed one by one.

Zhou Dong didn't know why, suddenly had an ominous premonition, and his heart felt empty for a while.

Gu Yan smiled without a trace, just now when he and JJ were dancing, Dong Chou was laughing happily on stage, Gu Yan saw it very clearly, since he came, what a pity it was not to leave him a little "good" memory.

"Ahem," Gu Yan coughed twice, glanced at the cards in his hand, and then glanced at Dong Chou with very strange eyes, which made Dong Chou even more panicked, and he had mixed feelings in his heart.

"Listen, don't say I'm not interesting enough, I'll give you two choices, one is to sing a song in women's clothes, and the other is to wear women's clothes to dance the dance I danced with JJ just now, you choose. ”

"Oooh oh ......"

After Gu Yan finished speaking, the little JJ behind them couldn't help but let out a long oh sound in unison.

The audience was in an uproar, almost causing a riot.

“666666。 ”

"Dry (mourning) (heart) drifting (sickness) bright (madness). ”

"Yan Da, I really obeyed you!!"

"The man who can make Dong Chou wear women's clothes can only say a lot!"

"Ah......hh Women's clothing Chou Dong, thinking about it is a chicken move. ”

"No, I can't control the power of the flood in my lower abdomen!!, but I'm afraid of missing the wonderful picture, so I'll hold it back. ”

"Brother, don't be like this, an explosion will kill someone. ”

People now,G-spot is very weird.,I used to like Sister Lori.,Later, I liked poor breasts.,Now I like women's clothing bosses.,It's scary.。

Dong Chou wears women's clothes, this is indeed a big event that can cause a sensation in the entertainment and music circles! I believe that the news will come out tonight.

"Deliver tea to the women's clothing boss, huh, why is this guy so familiar?"

"Shocked! Dong Chou actually wore women's clothes because of him!"

"Big news!!!Men are silent, women are in tears, don't miss when you pass by. ”

……

Dong Chou's heart was broken, he regretted it, he regretted it very much, and his intestines were repentant.

"It's wrong, it's really wrong, you shouldn't have participated in their company's mobile game promotion activities in the first place, you won't know him if you don't participate in the event, you won't accept his invitation if you don't know him, you won't play the game if you don't accept the invitation, you won't lose if you don't play the game, you won't encounter such a punishment if you don't lose......"

This is probably what Dong Chou is thinking at this moment.

I don't dare to say it in front of millions of people, but he doesn't have the courage to wear women's clothes in front of millions of people!!

If it is said that eyes can kill, Dong Chou can let Gu Yan experience the pain of cutting the corpses of five horses with a thousand knives.

Gu Yan turned a blind eye to Dong Chou's murderous eyes, walked to the back and happily high-five JJ, JJ and Xiaosa secretly gave Gu Yan a thumbs up.

"Dong Chou, do you like long skirts or short skirts, cotton or tulle?" Gu Yan looked at Dong Chou with a smile on his face, and these two sentences made him die even more.

In the end, he actually held back a sentence, "I choose it myself." ”

"Yes," Gu Yan replied.

Then Dong Zhou went backstage and talked with his agent assistant for half a minute, and at this time, Gu Yan sang a song about how beautiful you are......

After singing, there was no movement over there, and Gu Yan shouted: "Come out after the change, it's all your own people here, and no one will take pictures and videos." ”

"If you don't come out again, I'm going to go in?"

This sentence is still quite effective, Dong Chou finally walked out slowly, and in an instant, the lights flew over, and the women's clothes Jay Chou was gorgeously displayed in front of millions of people.

Fortunately, Gu Yan deliberately released the water and did not personally choose clothes for him, otherwise a small broken skirt with suspenders lace is indispensable, and then a black stockings and high heels, tsk.

And at this moment, Jay Chou is wearing a pair of jeans selected for him by his assistant, most of the women's jeans are tight, and he can't find one that is too fat temporarily, even if he finds the biggest one for Jay Chou, it is also tight, his legs are not as slender and slender as girls, so skinny jeans don't look good at all, and they are twisted.

The shoes are plain unisex flats, and the upper body is a women's turtleneck gray sweater.

Although I have been looking for neutral clothes as much as possible, it is really not easy to find temporary cramming.

When Dong Chou came out in this outfit, the audience was in an uproar, causing a wave of screams.

"It's all out of the way, I'm going to hand tea to the women's clothing boss. ”

"Unfortunately, if you put on another wig and makeup, it would be perfect to wear a backless sweater. ”

"Dong Chou, I want to marry you!!"

"Tsk, look at these legs, look at this turtleneck, why do you look a little sick to your stomach......"