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"No, I don't. ”

Seraph: "Five rockets." ”

"I don't do it. ”

Seraph: "Ten rockets." ”

In order to achieve the purpose of embarrassing Xiaobai, the Seraphic Angel is really domineering, and he deserves to be a real local tyrant.

"Uncle Chi, you really can't do this. If you deal with it casually, then I'm cheating on your gift. If you act seriously, it will definitely attract the police, and we can't joke with our lives. Mo Xiaobai said very sincerely.

Xiaobai really can't act casually, if he deals with it randomly, it will definitely attract the dissatisfaction of the system, which will outweigh the losses.

"It's okay, you can act at ease, I'll take care of it if something goes wrong. The Seraphs still didn't give up, and they made a promise to Xiaobai.

Think about it too. If you have money, you will be willful, since the Seraphs have already had this idea, how can they give up easily!

However, this guy seems to have a very loud tone! Can you give it a try? The local tyrant shouldn't just give promises, right?

Xiaobai is tempted, you know, 10 rockets are 10,000 yuan.

"Uncle Chi, are you sure you can handle it when the police come?" Xiao Bai still has to confirm.

Seraph: "Nonsense, I'm not sure I'm going to talk nonsense." ”

"Okay, I've taken this task, let me think about how to act. ”

Xiaobai began to think about it seriously.

It really has to be seriously considered. Because of the systematic staring, Xiaobai must not deal with things with that kind of grandiose and pompous performance, and must perform the essence of a psychopath.

Is it so easy to play a psychopath?

Of course not. How can a normal person easily grasp the characteristics of a mentally ill person?

In order to perform well, Xiaobai didn't care about being left out in the live broadcast room, and began to check the characteristics of mental patients on the Internet.

After understanding the information, Xiaobai began to think about how to act in place.

Fortunately, for the next big scene, everyone in the live broadcast room is waiting very patiently.

Hu Qiusheng, who has become a fan of Xiaobai, quietly put Xiaobai's live broadcast room to the top again.

The popularity of Xiaobai's live broadcast room has slowly increased again. Players who are familiar with Xiaobai already know that as long as Xiaobai's live broadcast room appears on the homepage, there must be a good show to watch, and this has become a conditioned reflex.

"Uncle Chi, are you here, our wonderful show is about to begin, and the follow-up troubles will be handed over to you!" Mo Xiaobai was ready to start the show after brewing, so he immediately called the Seraph.

"Don't worry, I'll buy the cemetery for you, and the wreath will be burned, so you can go with confidence!"

Everyone was happy again, it seems that under the drive of Xiaobai, everyone loves to act, even the local tyrant Seraph.

"You might as well give me the money for the cemetery and wreaths. It's all dead, what else do you want!" Uncle Chi made a move, and Xiaobai immediately picked it up and used the routine of pushing the boat down the river.

"Now that they're about to be burned to ashes, what are you still thinking about these things outside of you?" the Seraphic countered.

"I can't close my eyes if I don't fulfill my wish!" Mo Xiaobai said.

Seraph: "Say what you want, let's do our best to help you fulfill it." ”

Mo Xiaobai: "I'm still a virgin, I don't lose my virgin body, how can I match my eyes!

Seraph: "I'll go, shameless guy, even asked me for money to prostitute, and I obeyed!"

Smack, a few rotten eggs smashed into the screen.

The live broadcast room was happy again, and I felt that Xiaobai could play even if he didn't have a task to broadcast outdoors.

This is what Mo Xiaobai wants. First, the next performance may be a little depressing, and second, he also wants to reverse the unfavorable situation of losing popularity without going out of outdoor live broadcasts.

"I'm not mentally ill!" Xiao Bai suddenly babbled in the live broadcast room, leaving everyone who was chatting in a daze.

"I'm really not mentally ill!" Xiaobai added.

The eagle eats the chicken: "You're just mentally ill, it's serious!"

"Ji Ba, besides, I'm mentally ill, I'll cut your whole family!" Mo Xiaobai's expression became hideous, and he said viciously.

Eagle eats chick: "Okay, you're not psychotic, you're insane." ”

"Oh, do you have any medicine?" Xiao Bai suddenly changed his tone again.

"If there is medicine, I won't give it to you, so that you can continue to have nerves. "The chicken bully is fighting with Xiaobai.

"Do you want to keep it for yourself? It turns out that you are also insane! Brother Jiba, fortunately, I have finally met my companion. Mo Xiaobai suddenly became obscene again, and laughed again after speaking.

Only then did Ji Ba realize that he had been brushed by Xiaobai again, and he began to smash the bricks speechlessly.

Everyone is happy again, everyone came to the live broadcast room, just to see the excitement, Xiaobai and the chicken bully made a fuss, which also made everyone feel very interesting.

"How's it going, let's talk about it, did I smell a little mentally ill just now?" Xiaobai ignored Jiba's bricks, but asked everyone's reaction.

Only then did everyone realize that Xiaobai was a rehearsal for the mentally ill just now, so they began to express their opinions.

Ling Wei Duoduo: "At first, there was a little bit of taste, but then it didn't look like it. ”

"Well, I also think it's too noisy in the back, not enough to chatter. ”

"Psychopaths generally can't see abnormalities, and they can only feel it when they talk too much, but they won't change so much. ”

……

I have to say that there are still a lot of capable people in the live broadcast room, and many people are very familiar with the characteristics of mentally ill patients, and have given Xiaobai a lot of opinions and suggestions.

Xiaobai began to think again. He found that he was still a little too young and inexperienced, and it was indeed difficult to perform all at once based on imagination.

It's just that everyone's opinions just now did give him a lot of inspiration, and he seemed to have caught a trace of something.

Mo Xiaobai seems to already know how to act, he is ready to start directly, and he doesn't plan to rehearse in the live broadcast room anymore. When the performance is officially performed for a while, everyone has no sense of expectation.

"Uncle Chi, I've really started!" In order to ensure his safety, Mo Xiaobai reminded the Seraphic Angel again, as a small civilian with no background, he was indeed afraid of causing trouble that he couldn't deal with.

"Don't worry. "Now that the show is really going to start, the Seraphs won't mess with Xiaobai anymore.

The live broadcast room also fell silent, and everyone wanted to know if Mo Xiaobai, who is usually very good at acting, could play the role of a psychopath. At the very least, his rehearsal just now was average and not fully recognized by everyone.

Mo Xiaobai picked up the phone and began to dial the number of the mental hospital he had just found.

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