Chapter 31 Crashes and Hijackings
The beard scolded his mother angrily, and he also carried Fang Haoyu's neck collar and emphasized, "Spit up, you rabbit cub spit things out for Lao Tzu!"
Fang Haoyu still smiled evilly, he expected that the beard would not dare to do anything to him, so he took out a posture that would not compromise.
I clenched my fists angrily, but after thinking about it again, I had a plan.
I turned around and walked towards the cubicle, and without shouting a word, I went straight into the cubicle.
The stewardess was doing yoga-like movements in the cubicle at this time. She spread her legs slightly, pouted her ass, and moved her body.
I guess that a flight attendant like her, who has been in a high-altitude plane for many years, has a bit of an occupational disease in the lumbar and cervical spine, and she also uses this action to recuperate her body at this time.
She didn't expect me to show up, especially from my vantage point, I could see her bottoms.
I coughed, and she turned her head, startled, and asked in a sharp voice, "What are you going to do?"
I thought to myself, do I look like a pervert? I didn't explain much.
I looked around the cubicle, and in one corner there were drinks and a variety of fruits.
I leaned over and picked them up one by one.
I have the impression that there are several fruits and drinks that cannot be eaten together, such as grapes and seafood, honey and tofu, etc., because the acidity of fruits will react with the proteins of other foods, which can cause diarrhea.
I was reminiscing and choosing.
There was no seafood or tofu in the cubicle, so the final meal I chose was milk and oranges.
The combination of the two is not too strong, but I want to win by quantity.
I found a large glass, poured most of the milk, I flipped a few more oranges, and I was too lazy to peel them slowly.
I squeezed it hard with my hands and squeezed all the orange juice into the milk.
The stewardess watched, her face confused. She actually knows a little bit about this, and she reminded me, "You can't eat like this, it's easy to have diarrhea!"
I replied, "Thanks for the reminder." ”
But I kept moving my hands, and after pinching a few more oranges, I took the yellow glass of milk and walked out of the cubicle.
The beard is still stumbling with Fang Haoyu. He pushed Fang Haoyu to a seat, he pressed Fang Haoyu, and let Fang Haoyu rush down.
Hu Zi freed up one hand and knocked and patted Fang Haoyu's back vigorously, which meant that he wanted to induce vomiting for this rabbit cub.
I shouted a reminder to the beard to get out of the way.
Then I held the cup and stood beside Fang Haoyu.
Fang Haoyu had already sat up at this time, and he was very proud, because the beard didn't handle him at all. He was smiling evilly and grimacing at his beard.
But when he looked at the cup in my hand, especially the "water" in this cup, it was white and red. He was stunned for a moment.
The beard also took a confused posture and asked me what it is?
I replied, "This is Xiao Stuffy Intestinal Tea!"
Hu Zi and Fang Haoyu both understood in seconds, Hu Zi laughed, and even said this is good!
Fang Haoyu wanted to cover his mouth again, but this time we didn't let him vomit, but poured something into him. He wanted to resist, but it wasn't so easy.
I started with Hu Zi, and after I pushed Fang Haoyu to sit on the chair honestly, Hu Zi pinched Fang Haoyu's mouth, and I held the cup and gave Fang Haoyu a strong pour.
Fang Haoyu was very resistant, and kept humming, but I reminded him, "You obediently drink this cup of orange milk, otherwise, I will come out with ten more cups and fill you with water!"
Fang Haoyu looked at me, and by observing my expression, he knew that I was not exaggerating. Fang Haoyu took out a look that hated me very much, and compromised unwillingly.
After a few minutes, we were all back in our seats. Fang Haoyu was a little embarrassed, curled up, and looked very uncomfortable.
I looked at him with Beard, and I reminded Beard that when this kid went to the bathroom, we both followed.
Beard thought too much, and pinched his nose with a disgusting posture.
I thought I would wait until the moment when Fang Haoyu had a stomach upset, but who knew that suddenly, the whole plane was shaking.
We were in the cabin and it was clearly felt. Truth be told, we were all scared. But what can we do? We can only sit tightly in our chairs and look around.
This shaking lasted for a long time, and after getting through, Hu Zi shouted anxiously and asked the flight attendant to come out and tell him about the situation.
In fact, the flight attendant was not much better, she showed up a little from the cubicle and said that we should wait, and she contacted the captain.
She then retreated back into the cubicle.
I kept an eye out the window, and it was all white fog. But soon, the white fog faded.
Beard had a guess that we were going to encounter some air currents just now.
I don't know anything about airplanes and aviation things, so I can't make a judgment, but Fang Haoyu stared out the window, and after tasting the product again, he said to the two of us, "Are we being sold? Damn, you two look out the window." ”
My beard and I were watching outside. I noticed that farmland, forests, and villages appeared on the ground, and these things were so big that they weren't mini anymore.
I chuckled in my heart, Hu Zi didn't think too clearly, and he asked Fang Haoyu, "What was sold?"
Fang Haoyu's whole face turned hideous, and he added, "We are definitely flying at a low altitude now, and I will not exceed a thousand meters at this altitude by sight." Now there are forests and farmlands outside the window, and there is no Dawang at all, and this plane is flying at a low altitude, what does this tell us?"
His bearded face also changed a little, and he answered, "It's not going to be an emergency landing, is it?"
I kept looking out the window, how could there be an airport or a makeshift runway here, and if I landed now, what was the difference between falling and falling?
We looked at each other. The beard shouted at the stewardess again.
This time, the flight attendant appeared quickly, and she was still pushing a small cart, and at this time, there were three small bags on the car. In addition, next to the flight attendant, there was also a man standing.
The man was dressed in a dark blue uniform, and he gave us a military salute, and his voice was loud.
He said, "Three commissioners, the original plan has changed, we can't send you to the vicinity of Tawang, but here is still about a hundred kilometers away from Tawang, now we are implementing plan B, this is three skydiving bags, three of them quickly put on, the cabin door will be opened in a while, after the three of them parachuted, and then rush to Tawang by themselves." ”
Our faces sank terribly, and our beards suddenly exploded, pointing at this soldier and the flight attendant and scolding, that means, you two are soldiers, are you reliable? Now the plane is not broken, what is the change in plan? Hurry up, send Lao Tzu to Dawang!
The man and the stewardess did not answer, and the man motioned to the stewardess, who pushed the cart closer to this side.
Fang Haoyu has been observing me and Huzi, he has a plan, suddenly, he leaned over to me, and whispered, "Damn, we are not so easy to bully, hijack the plane together, let the captain obediently send us over!"