Chapter 132: Nirvana
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The two looked at each other for a long time, and then Tsunade, who came back to his senses, opened his mouth to break the silence, but as soon as she spoke, the atmosphere of the scene was completely destroyed. In the past two years, Tsunade has been to the Wet Bone Forest many times, and every time she comes, in addition to carrying everyone's expectations, it actually has other meanings.
Every time Tsunade visited, Shimizu was in a coma under treatment. But it's in this environment that Tsunade is more able to tell what he really thinks.
"Hey, dead woman, your temper is still as big as your breasts......"
When he first woke up, Qing Shui Chang heard the slug's eldest sister muttering about Tsunade in his ear, don't look at the slug on the surface as an arrogant and cold royal sister, but in fact, deep down he is still very ...... Very...... Fiery?
The slug elder sister lying on top of Qing Shui's head kept chanting the words that Tsunade narrated every time he came to visit Qing Shui in the Wet Bone Forest, and the content of what she said was very explicit, which made Qing Shui very embarrassed.
When they looked at each other, Qing Shui's heart was still beating drums, thinking about how to break the current predicament, but fortunately, Tsunade was still the woman with big nerves, and as soon as she spoke, Qing Shui returned to the time two years ago.
"Boy, you're looking for death!"
Tsunade raised his eyebrows, his face was fierce, his right hand was raised, and his fist was clenched. "Dead little ghost, see if the old lady doesn't kill you!"
"Knock ......"
"Bang ......"
"Oops......"
In an instant, dust and smoke were everywhere.
Tsunade is still the strange woman who is full of violence all over her body, and Shimizu is still the dead ghost who likes to be sultry two years ago.
Regardless of how this battle begins and ends, the outcome is already predestined.
Qing Shui finally lay helplessly on the ground, his handsome little face was swollen like a pig's head, he was lying on the ground weakly, and on his back, a white tender thigh wearing clogs was stepping on it.
"Dead imp, do you think you can go to heaven after your injuries are healed?"
Tsunade's face showed an unshaven smile, and she stomped on Shimizu's body proudly, as if she had won the whole world.
"Big sister, help! I'm going to be killed!"
Qing Shui, who was lying on the ground, was panting weakly, and it was not difficult for us to find the sound coming from his mouth......
This dead imp is still pretending......
The slug, who had been hiding in the dark and peeping, was constantly shaking with the four small pinchs on her face, although she wanted to laugh, but she still had to maintain the appearance of a tall person. When she heard Qing Shui calling for help, the blue and white body couldn't help shaking, and then turned around and left quickly.
Oh my god, I'm peeping, that's going to be exposed!
Sister Slug decisively patted her buttocks, and after watching the play, she retreated directly.
"Little ghost, what do you shout, even if you scream and cut your throat, no one will come to save you!"
At this moment, Tsunade seemed to have two demonic horns on his head, and two demonic wings appeared on his back. If she is holding a leather whip in her hand, it will be even more vivid.
Qing Shui didn't bother to pay attention to Tsunade's words, and after several shouts for help to no avail, he buried his face deep in the dirt, and the whole person lay there flat, motionless.
The special move to pretend to be dead has been used, you can knead me as much as you want!
Shimizu's uncooperative and non-resisting posture also made Tsunade lose interest, and she removed her right leg that was stepping on Shimizu's back and walked towards the place where the cloth bag had fallen earlier.
Tsunade picked up the cloth bag on the ground, wiped the dirt on it, came to Qing Shui's side, kicked Qing Shui's arm with his toes, and said, "Okay, don't pretend to be dead, I have something to tell you." ”
After Qing Shui, who was lying on the ground, heard this normal sound, a crucian carp got up from the ground with a decisive thud, and he stared at Tsunade with a grin, as if nothing had happened just now.
"Well, here's for you. ”
Tsunade fumbled in the cloth bag for a while, pulled out a delicate box, and handed it to Shimizu.
Qing Shui took the beautifully packaged box, with a strange expression on his face, he scratched his head and asked, "What is this?"
"Open it up and see for yourself, this is what that little guy from Kushina asked me to bring you. ”
Kushina?
Qing Shui was stunned on the spot.
Although the two have only been together for more than half a month, he still has a deep understanding of Uzumaki Kushina.
What kind of gift can this grinning little girl give?
Shimizu was looking forward to it.
This box is a hollow carved wooden box, after Qing Shui glanced for a week, he didn't find anything abnormal, and then his left hand forcefully lifted the lid of this wooden box directly.
This one......
Seeing the object inside the box, the corners of Qing Shui's mouth twitched directly......
It's good, it's powerful......
Qing Shui rolled his eyes and directly covered the box.
Since Tsunade was standing directly across from Shimizu, her vision was obscured by the wooden box lid when Shimizu lifted the lid, but Shimizu's expression aroused her curiosity.
Tsunade took advantage of his unpreparedness and snatched the small box in Qing Shui's hand, and Qing Shui had no intention of resisting, allowing Tsunade to open the wooden box.
"Poof......
"Hahahaha......"
When Tsunade saw the object in the wooden box, she burst out laughing, and she squatted on the ground, clutching her lower abdomen, tears slowly flowing down the corners of her eyes.
"Kushina is so cute!"
The incessant laughter made Tsunade's lower abdomen cramp a little, and she simply lay back, and the whole person rolled in that atmosphere.
Qing Shui saw Tsunade's movements, and the black lines on his forehead could not be concealed, he pursed the corners of his lips, speechless.
"Hey, hey, big sister, is it that funny?"
Shimizu squatted down and patted Tsunade's shoulder, signaling that the woman who was about to laugh crazy could stop.
If Tsunade continues to laugh unscrupulously like this, I'm afraid he will be the first ninja in the world to laugh to death.
"Good...... Good...... Ahem......"
Tsunade nodded in reply, trying to force herself to stop, choking on her own saliva and coughing incessantly in the process.
Qing Shui rolled his eyes, sat up with his hand up, patted her vest slowly with his right hand, and kept giving her relief.
"Okay, okay, what else did you bring besides the little girl's things from Jiu Xinnai?"
In the process of Qing Shui giving Tsunade a good breath, Qing Shui unnaturally diverted the topic and asked Tsunade.
"Oh?"
Tsunade sat on the ground, his right hand against the corner of his mouth, and his left hand kept rummaging in the cloth bag, and soon, the small cloth bag was turned upside down by Tsunade.
"This is Bo Feng Shuimon's, this is Rope Tree's, this is Hokage's Old Man's, this is Chiba's Sister's, this is Sakumo-sama's ......"
Everything was poured out, and Tsunade lined it up at once, presenting it in front of Shimizu.