Chapter 7: Fecal fetish
I hurriedly pulled out the gull egg in my pocket.
I held the egg and shouted at these people, "Look at this!"
They are all old prisoners on this small island, and they are also old subordinates of the Pear King, and of course they all know what this egg represents.
All of these people stopped what they were doing in an instant, and even I became the focus of everyone.
I ignored the miscellaneous stares, instead stared at the beard, and told him to come quickly.
Beard was standing now, and he looked puzzled, because he didn't know why these people reacted this way when I showed out the eggs.
He was also dragged by several hands, but the person who dragged him didn't seem to realize anything. The beard and face were tight, and he scolded and said, "Damn, spread it out." He jerked, and then he made his way through the crowd and came next to me.
The group was only momentarily confused, and soon they surrounded us again. One of the men, apparently, should be the head of these men. He has no other characteristics, that is, that face, it looks like he has been smashed by a flat-topped pot, anyway, his facial features and cheeks are good, and there is no protrusion at all.
I secretly nicknamed him a frying pan.
The "frying pan" suddenly asked me, "You kid, you are not so brave that you dare to steal birds' eggs." ”
I said in my heart, how can it be called stealing? I didn't give in in my words, and raised the bird egg a little higher, and emphasized to him, "We are new here, which is true, but we are also very appreciated by Sister Fox, and after we joined the team of the Pear King, she immediately rewarded us with the eggs, and hinted that she would cultivate us well in the future, and let us become the Pear King's followers." ”
These people present were all first-class slaves, and they were all whispered by my words, especially the frying pan and the two prisoners beside him, who whispered more often.
The beard seemed more and more incomprehensible. I took the opportunity to whisper a few words to him and told him some hidden information about the egg.
He stiffened his chest, took out the same posture as his subordinates, pointed at these people and said, "Do you dare to beat me if you eat the gall of a leopard?" Lao Tzu is a quasi-entourage, be careful to provoke me, Sister Fox will kill you all!"
These people didn't look very good, but the pan suddenly sank their faces coldly. He said to the two of us, "The Pear King is the most reasonable, even if we beat you, what can we do? ”
I said in my heart that this frying pan is quite good at talking skills, I just moved out Sister Fox, he actually moved the pear king out, and he has been emphasizing a rational word.
I'll put aside everything else, and let the pan talk about how I didn't take care of the beard, and why did we fight?
This time, not only the pan, but many people pointed to the beard and replied in unison, saying that when the beard had just gambled on cards, he was out of the blue.
I know the fate of Lao Qian, in a regular casino, as long as you find this kind of person, you will either cut off your hands, or you will be beaten half to death, and you will be thrown out to fend for yourself.
I glanced at my beard, and said in my heart, buddy, you can do it, not only have you been a thief before, but you even know this kind of technology flow.
And after hearing this, the beard took out an angry look, saying that the son of a bitch only raised a thousand people.
He spoke to me in more detail. Just now he came to this room to watch, found that these people are playing "cockfighting", he looked at a few handful, itchy hands also want to try, so he took off his coat, with it to offset a little gambling money, did not expect five in a row, his cards are very hard, but also because of the win a lot.
The pan shouted again, saying that they had been playing cards for so long, and had come up with this kind of evil thing, and five in a row were big cards?
The beard argued with them again. I was suddenly relieved. Based on what I know about Beard, he shouldn't have been a good man, but why is his luck so good? My explanation is that we are in a miserable situation, and we have been framed and fled, but we can't be so miserable about everything, right? God gave Beard a bad luck this time, and let him exert his power on the card field.
I observed Beard and the gang again, and they quarreled back and forth, but in the end there was no result, and even the smell of gunpowder came up again.
I persuaded them again. And I thought to myself, don't you just give the fuck something to these people?
I said to the beard, "What the hell did you win? Take it out and give it to them!"
The beard blinked and hesitated, and finally he reached into his pocket and pulled out a large packet of tobacco leaves.
He told me, "This kind of place doesn't recognize money, they just gambled on tobacco." What's the matter, we've won it so hard, and we're going to return it?"
I found that on such a small island with scarce materials, I suddenly cared about tobacco leaves, otherwise my brothers would have become addicted to smoking, where to buy cigarettes?
But I've just said it, and it's not something that the old man can do.
I had a headache, and after a few seconds, I took the pack of tobacco leaves, handed it out again, and asked the pan guys to take it away.
But I secretly played a trick and squeezed the tobacco leaves tightly. I said in my heart that these people can't break my fingers, if they pull this face, then I really admit it.
The frying pan must have taken into account the identity of our would-be entourage, and he didn't want to make enemies with us in the future because of this incident.
He thought for a while, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, we are all under the Pear King, and you two are also newcomers, you can take these tobacco leaves and smoke them." ”
He winked at the others, many of whom were still angry, but their leaders didn't care, they couldn't stand out.
They all went back to the room, left us both behind, and went on gambling.
Beard looked at the backs of these people and breathed a sigh of relief. What he means, let's go back too.
I think that we don't know each other if we don't fight with these people, so let's go back and meet them in the future, so we might as well continue to go to the "casino" and make friends with them.
With this thought in mind, I forcibly pulled my reluctant beard again and went to the room together.
These people did not gamble together, usually four people gambled, and everyone else stood and watched. When they saw the two of us, they looked strange at first.
But in order to lighten the mood, I took some of the tobacco leaves I had won, rolled them, and handed them to them.
And I can talk a lot, and soon, they all forgot about the rambling just now, and talked and laughed with us.
I also took the time to inquire with the frying pan about the news, especially to let him tell him what the other places on this island are like except for the pear king.
The pan has a good impression of the Pear King, according to what he said, we became the Pear King's subordinates, it was definitely the most correct decision made after arriving on this island, and only the south of the Pear King's management was inhabited by normal people.
And then he said that Dongditou, the reason why he said that it was strange because it was full of women.
When Beard and I heard this, we were all stunned for a moment. After the beard was stunned, he took out a posture of looking up to the sky and sighing and stomping on the ground, saying that damn, I knew that I would listen to Brother Dao's words, and I should really have a good time walking around this small island at that time, think about it, we are really going to Dongditou, wouldn't we be in contact with a group of women every day? What is that like? It's a fairyland on earth!
I'm not as optimistic as Beard, because it's not easy for a group of women to occupy a place on such an abandoned island.
After listening to the beard's words, the frying pan couldn't help but make a hehe expression, he added, "Those women are not good at stubble, because Sister Fox first came from Dongditou, she told us that the women in Dongditou are all big-shouldered and round-waisted, full of brute strength, and their leader is nicknamed Ugly Niang, you think, how ugly can this girl leader be?"
The beard is a real person, so he really opened his brain, thought about it for a while, and finally he was frightened by his fictional ugly girl, shuddered, and said, "Isn't that the image of the legendary Sun Erniang?"
The frying pan just smiled approvingly, and didn't say anything about the ugly girl. He changed the subject again and talked about the West.
According to what he introduced, there is a group of freaks gathered in Xiditou, they are either gay or animalistic, and even the big guy in Xiditou is nicknamed Brother, and I heard that there is also a fetish for.
My beard and I were stimulated by the word fetish. This time, I couldn't help but scold, saying damn, isn't it?
The frying pan took out an incomprehensible posture and shrugged his shoulders, but he also said, "I heard others say that in fact, people who have urophilia or foot fetish are likely to also have fecal fetish, and there is a foreign man named Mozart, who seems to be a popular singer a few years ago, and he is fond of." ”
I found that the pan is not cultured, Mozart is a composer of classical music, and Beethoven is the same era, is it?
And because of this, I also doubt the authenticity of what the frying pan just said, I said in my heart that he didn't even know some common sense, and he made it up, the ghost knows that the ugly girl and the brother, could it be that he made it up too?
But the frying pan didn't notice the weirdness of my look at him, and he said again, according to him, there is no big guy in the north, it is a group of highly skilled people, a place where they live alone, where the environment is sinister, and only the strong can survive.
He also gave an example, saying that the two people who used to be the entourage of the pear king finally went to the north, and I heard that life was not bad, free and easy, so I didn't come back or anything.
The beard listened attentively, and since I was already skeptical, I lost all interest in his words.
Beard and I stayed in this room for a while, and when we got a little tired, we quit early.
We went to our room, and when we passed Brother Dao's room, I saw that he was lying on the straw, and he was not sleeping, and he looked up at us in the same way.
Beard had some opinions about Brother Dao and snorted.
When I returned to our room, Hu Zi also said to me, "Brother Dao, he has been a big guy before, he is too timid and afraid of things, and he is not responsible." Why didn't he rush out to help us when we were about to fight with those people just now?"
I comforted the beard a few words, which means, maybe Brother Dao's character is even more material for being a big man, because he is good at protecting himself, so he can live for a long time.
I told the beard to stop thinking about it. We were also tired, so we lay down on the grass together, and we wanted to rest for a while. But in reality, we don't have a lot of rest!
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