Chapter 15: The Childlike Joy of the Beard

Regarding the matter of beard, I chatted with Liu Shattered Knife again, the meaning of Liu Broken Knife, conservative treatment or using his traditional Chinese medicine conditioning, is definitely the safest and most reliable for beard. net

I finally had to accept this fact - three years!

In addition, I also asked Liu Shadao what treatment should be done for the beard next, especially acupuncture?

I pessimistically believe that once acupuncture is needed, not only am I depressed, Liu Shattered Knife must also be depressed, think about it, to go deeper, the beard will have to stay in Liu Shattered Knife's house for a long time, especially the beard's appetite is so big, in the past three years, Liu Broken Knife must have spent a lot of food.

But optimistically, Liu replied that there was no need for acupuncture treatment, especially when he stressed that acupuncture is a double-edged sword, and every time the needle is pierced into the acupuncture point on the head, it will also damage the beard.

So his treatment plan is actually as simple as taking medicine.

As soon as I heard this, of course, I immediately wanted to take my beard away. I simply asked Liu Shadao to directly prescribe more medicine, and let me take it away.

Liu Crushing the knife waved his pen and wrote a prescription, and he also asked Xiaoping to get the medicine, and this time, he asked me to take ten pairs of medicine.

What I didn't expect was that there would be so many of these ten pairs of medicines, and finally Xiaoping handed me a bulging marijuana bag.

I stayed at Liu Shatterknife's house for a while, and then said goodbye to him. Of course, with his relationship with Big Mouth, these drugs don't cost money.

I wanted to ride a motorcycle, carry a beard and a sack of medicine, and just leave. Who knew that the beard with a low IQ turned out to be very active as soon as he got on the motorcycle.

He swayed for a while, and then squirmed again. He was so big that I couldn't drive the bike at all.

As a result, I drove a motorcycle, and as soon as I left Liu Shadao's house for more than a mile, I had to go back.

I handed over the motorcycle to Xiaoping and asked him to ride the motorcycle on his own when he was free and change it back.

And I had to take a taxi instead.

In the village where Liu Shadao's family is located, the traffic is not so convenient. I walked with the beard for half an hour, and finally I guarded the 1O2 national highway, which was not easy to catch a rental.

I also blamed me for ignoring the beard's IQ for a while, and when we got in the car, I told the driver the destination, and as soon as the taxi drove away, the beard called me daddy.

He also showed a look of interest, pointed to a mountain in the distance and said, "Daddy, Daddy!" Look there, it's beautiful. ”

I said in my heart that it's a beautiful fart, isn't it just a barren mountain leader?

And the driver stole a glance at his beard. His beard is so serious that it doesn't seem like a joke at all, and he actually believes what he says.

The driver was really a master who couldn't hide his words, and he laughed again and said to me, "Brother, it seems that you are very precocious." ”

I know what he meant by that. If it weren't for the fact that the place here is too remote and it is too difficult to take a taxi, I would like to scold this kid and then change the car.

But considering the actual situation, I had to endure it.

Nothing went wrong along the way, and I ended up back at the car wash with my beard.

The workers at the car wash also knew Beard, but they were a little surprised to see Beard look so stupid.

They didn't ask much, and they all silently kept a certain distance from the beard, probably for fear of being teased by the beard.

I don't want Beard to wander around the car wash all the time, after all, the business of this car wash is good, and having a beard to make a mess like this will definitely affect the business.

I simply took him to the hut behind the car wash.

Hu Zi was "imprisoned" in such a small place, he muttered dissatisfied, and even ran to the kang and rolled around to express his dissatisfaction.

I had to take the posture of coaxing the child and try to communicate with him.

It's so good to discuss, the beard compromised half a step, and he said that he wanted to play with glass balls.

I want to scratch my head, especially what age is this, I guess the market doesn't sell this kind of thing.

But the beard was determined to just want to play, and finally cried his nose.

He is such an old man, when he cries, the snot is simply splashed everywhere. Speaking from the heart, I was scared.

In order to keep the hut clean, I had to leave the car wash and wander around.

I was thinking of giving it a try, but I didn't expect to see a glass ball in a very inconspicuous small city.

The owner of this city is a hunchbacked old lady, and some of the glass balls she sells are very dirty, and some of them are pitted, and they are probably second-hand.

But Rao is so, and I'm very satisfied. I asked her how much.

She gestured and said, "The small one, the big two." ”

I don't care if this broken glass ball is worth the price. I pulled out a 100-dollar ticket, and bought 50 for the small one and twenty-five for the big one.

I carried the glass ball in my pocket, and when I walked back, I didn't know who I had borrowed a black pen from.

He used a black pen to draw the field in the place inside the hut.

Looking at the scene, I was coldly reminded of the memories, and suddenly, I felt the urge to flick a glass ball.

I originally thought it was simple, but my heart said it was just a fool's errand. Unexpectedly, the beard was serious, and he yelled at him to come and give us two glass balls. And the beard also said that one glass ball at a time, whoever wins, the glass ball will belong to whomever it is.

I especially want to ask the beard, no matter who wins or loses, won't this glass ball belong to you in the end? But in the end, it was not spoken.

And I am really born to be a thief now, so I said that in the process of dividing the glass balls, the beard has this IQ, and he knows how to do tricks and feet.

He muttered as he parted, "It's yours, it's mine......"

But every now and then, when he spoke, he put a glass ball in my pile, and then when he retracted his hand, he secretly took one of them.

In this way, these large and small glass balls were added together, and there were seventy-five in total, and when he finished dividing them, I silently counted my own glass balls, and there were only thirty.

I played with Beard for more than half an hour. I'll admit that I can't play with beards, and as my interest waned, I had had enough of it.

In the end, all thirty of my glass balls were won by the beard. I looked at the beard and sighed contentedly.

I said in my heart that it's finally over, this guy should be honest now, right?

Who knew that Hu Zi found a piece of paper and forced me to give him an IOU, which means, he lent me fifty glass balls, and we continued to play, and he also clearly stipulated in black and white that I should repay the fifty glass balls within three days, otherwise I would owe him one more every day that passed.

I said in my heart, okay, just playing with a glass ball, and this beast that lacks virtue has even moved out the talk of usury......