【86】Relocated and moved into the palace
After going ashore, Ergouzi and Erlaizi were directly moved to cry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Li Xiaowu didn't care if they were moved or not, he directly put little Tyson on Er Laizi's back, and then climbed on the back of the second dog, pulling the second dog's ears and grinning;
"Hey, hey.... I've raised you for so long, it's your turn to repay me today, not to mention riding a dog for the first time, I'm quite excited. ”
Although they were not very reluctant, Ergouzi and Erlaizi were coerced by Li Xiaoxiao's force, and finally obediently carried Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson to the place where they lived.
Sitting on the back of Er Laizi, little Tyson said with a grin, "Xi Fu, Xi Fu, I heard Uncle Lin Xie say that dog meat is delicious, these two dogs are so big, should we slaughter them and eat meat?"
Nima, we are the dog king of heaven, the son of the dog of the heavens, since you want to slaughter me and eat meat, my God, what kind of person is this........
The second dog said while carrying Li Xiaowu, "Little master, my meat is relatively old and not delicious, and I don't like to be clean, you and you..... You might as well slaughter Erraizi and eat dog meat. ”
Nani, the bastard still said that it was my brother, since he pushed me out at the critical moment, he bullied me and couldn't speak human words, right, but don't forget, the master can understand dog language, hehe....
Erlaizi carried little Tyson, looked at Li Xiaowu and shouted pitifully, "Woo ho ....... [Master don't eat me, I'm very obedient, if you want to eat dog meat, eat Ergouzi, it's big and meaty, and it has a lot of weight. 】”
Li Xiaowu looked at the two dogs and said thoughtfully, "What Er Gouzi said is very reasonable, and what Er Laizi said is even more reasonable."
Hahahahaha...... I'm amusing you, I'm scared of you one by one, by the way, I saw your dad in the sky. ”
The second dog tilted his head and looked at Li Xiaowu as he walked, "What is there to look good about my father, ugly."
I really don't understand how it is so ugly, how did it give birth to such a handsome me, if it weren't for the fact that there are only two dogs in the heavenly realm, I would have suspected that I was conceived by my mother's cheating. ”
Li Xiaowu nodded, and said with a serious face, "I'm also a little suspicious, you were conceived after your mother cheated on me."
Your dad is obviously a dirt dog, but you are a German Shepherd, and this breed has been seriously mutated. ”
Looking at Li Xiaowu, the second dog said with embarrassment, "Master, it is impossible for my mother to cheat, because there is only one male dog in the heavenly realm, so even if it wants to cheat, there is nowhere to go, and my mother is a German shepherd." ”
"Uh,, how did your dad climb up to your mom, oh my God, it's so good, it's a legendary dog in the dog world. Li Xiaowu sat on the back of the second dog and smiled heartlessly.
Your sister, if it weren't for the fact that you are my master, Lao Tzu would have thrown you to the ground a long time ago.
Half an hour later, the second dog and the second Laizi carried, Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson returned to the residence, as soon as they arrived at the residence, the two dogs were on the same bar as the four wild bears, if it weren't for Li Xiaoxiao, these six guys might have done it directly.
Li Xiaowu separated the two dogs from the four wild bears, then took out a wooden stick and shouted loudly;
"Whoever of you rushes up again and tries it, whoever rushes up I will beat him to death, stew a big pot of meat and eat it tonight, hum. ”
The movements of the big wild bear and the two dogs, coupled with Li Xiaowu's shouting, quickly attracted Lin Xie and the others.
Lin Xie walked to the side of the second dog and said with a sigh, "It turns out that this guy is still alive, I thought this guy was eaten by four big wild bears, hey, this small one is, too long a male dog will give birth to paparazzi .........." ”
The second dog glared at Lin Xie and said very dissatisfiedly, "What kind of eyes are you, with my body, can those four big stupid bears be my opponents?"
Half a year ago, I was able to beat them crying dad and calling mother, and half a year later I can still do the four of them alone.
Also, this guy isn't my son, he's my brother, and he moved in here before you.
By the way, is there any cooked food to eat, I have eaten raw crabs and bird eggs for half a year, and I am hungry. ”
"Monster, since this dog can speak, my God, didn't it say that after the founding of the country, animals are not allowed to become sperm? ?
This... What's going on?" Wu Ren, Andy, Cai Mingxin, and Medis exclaimed in unison.
Li Xiaowu walked up to Medis, hugged her in his arms, and said with a smile, "Well, these are indeed two adult dogs, but you don't have to worry, they are all raised by me since childhood, they are very obedient, and they don't bite people." ”
"Ergouzi, Erlaizi, come with me, I'll go find something for you to eat. Little Tyson took Lin Xiaoya by the hand and shouted to the two stupid dogs with a smile.
Little Tyson and Lin Xiaoya took their two dogs to find food, and Li Xiaowu chatted with Lin Xie about moving, and as soon as the big guys heard that there was a palace to live in, they immediately raised their hands and expressed their willingness to move.
Living in a container, not to mention the bang when it rains, and often getting it, the whole carriage is wet, which makes people feel particularly tired.
Just do it, Li Xiaowu put all the supplies and food into the space ring, and then walked towards the sea with the big guy, after arriving at the beach, Li Xiaowu was responsible for building the raft, and Lin Xie was responsible for transporting people, two by two, to the island.
Lin Xie went back and forth twice, including five people he transported inside, and finally the remaining four people and two dogs.
It was the two dogs and Medis sitting on the raft, while Li Xiaowu, Little Tyson and Wu Ren were lying on the raft in the sea and pushing the raft forward.
It took Li Xiaowu and the others more than two hours to transport everyone and the two dogs over, and when everyone saw the castle-like palace in front of them, they all felt that their sweat was not in vain at all.
After going ashore, Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson first took them, and everyone visited the palace for a while, and then took everyone to choose a room, and when they saw the luxurious and extravagant rooms, the five women were excited.
Edith and Andy, two big-bellied women, had to look at every room with a big belly, and after looking at all the rooms, the two of them chose one by one, their favorite room.
Since the women all went to choose a room, Li Xiaowu had to cook himself and cook a dinner for the big guys.
Half an hour later, a table more than three meters long was filled with plates of delicious food.
After Lin Lin and the others sat down on the stool, they all looked at Li Xiaowu and asked with a puzzled expression, "You made all these meals, my God, do you have anything else that you can't do?"
Li Xiaowu shrugged his shoulders and said with a wry smile, "Didn't I say last time, I'm a man and I can't have children, hehe..." ”
At first, everyone thought that Lin Xiaowu was just doing something good-looking, but when they took a bite, they knew that they were seriously wrong, because the food made by Li Xiaowei was not only beautiful, but also very delicious.
"Boss, you can cook for us in the future. Andy, Cai Mingxin, Lin Lin, Wu Ren, and others looked at Li Xiaowu at the same time and asked.
Li Xiaowu shook his head and said with a disgusted expression, "Just kidding, I'm a big boss with a net worth of tens of billions, is it like saying that cooking for you, you have already dispelled this idea for me." ”
"Dear, I want to eat the food you cooked, and you'll make it for me, right?" said Medis as she looked at Li Xiaowu with an expectant face.
Li Xiaowu didn't look back, and shouted, "How is it possible........... Will you do it? ”
Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Li Xiaowu looked at the dinner plate in Medis's hand that almost flew over, and his face was full of fear.
Mother, pregnant women, sure enough, are the most terrible creatures. (To be continued.) )