Chapter 233: Doing and Sitting is of far-reaching significance
The light in the private room was a little dim, Li Xiang smiled obscenely, and said to Liu Ya: "Liu Ya, let's lie down...... Ah no, sit down. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Liu Ya obviously didn't expect the couple tickets in this movie theater to be so powerful, although she is a modern urban fashion woman and is relatively open, but she is also a little embarrassed at the moment, after taking a deep breath, she said: "Sit down." ”
This "doing" and "sitting" are the same sound, and after Li Xiang heard it, he smiled even more vividly: "Do it, do it together." ”
Liu Ya is obviously much purer than Li Xiang, she generously sat on the right side of the recliner, while Li Xiang sat on the left side of the recliner, because this recliner is three people wide, so there is still a distance of one person between the two.
"This couple's ticket has to be designed to be narrower! Could it be that this is designed for three people together? Li Xiang looked at the gap between the two, depressedly despised the designer of the recliner and thought of the three people extremely obscenely, but he didn't know that the three people were wide, so that when you were working, there would be a space for you to roll, otherwise it would be two people wide, what actions did you have when you were working, didn't you can't do it? Li Xiang really wronged others.
After sitting down, Li Xiang saw that there was a drawer next to him, and there was a pair of red and blue glasses at the head of the cabinet, which was a pair of glasses for watching 3D movies, and there was also a drawer next to Liu Ya, Liu Ya took the glasses in her hand and played with them for a while and then went down, before the movie started, Liu Ya became interested in this drawer, the drawer was divided into three layers, and when the first layer was opened, Liu Ya's face turned red, Li Xiang leaned forward curiously and asked, "What's wrong, Liu Ya?" ”
"No, no, no." Liu Ya hurriedly closed the drawer, Li Xiang was even more curious now, and said, "Show me?" ”
"Don't." Liu Ya refused, and her face turned even redder.
"Oh, you're welcome, they're all so familiar." Liu Ya stood up and stretched out her hand to open, Liu Ya stretched out her hand to stop, but this stop, the body will inevitably bump and bump, Li Xiang felt the soft touch comfortably, and on the other hand, he was determined to open the drawer, and after the two were entangled for twenty or thirty seconds, Li Xiang finally won.
After successfully opening the drawer, Li Xiang was also stunned, Nima Cinema, you are too powerful, I saw a whole box of tt in the drawer, yes, you read it right, it is a whole box of tt, Nima a box of twelve is wood!! Nima is still a wood of the Duxs brand!! Nima is still a spiral bump with wood and !! Nima is also banana-flavored!! Next to Nima, it is also written that you can use it for free!! No wonder Liu Ya won't let you see it, there is this thing, isn't this a mistake?
"Ya, in fact, everyone is an adult, this thing, now that elementary school students are blowing up balloons, you don't need to be so shy." Li Xiang said with a smile.
"I'm not shy, who is shy." Liu Ya's face was flushed, but the light was dim, and she couldn't see anything, "Now this thing is already very popular, is it good, it can prevent AIDS, it's good." ”
"You seem to have a lot of experience." Li Xiang smiled evilly.
Liu Ya came back to her senses, and when she saw Li Xiang with such a bad expression, she glanced at him angrily and said, "I've also been in love, okay." ”
"By the way, how many years have you been talking to your boyfriend?" Li wanted to see that the movie hadn't started yet, so he would find something to talk about.
Liu Ya looked sad for a while, but quickly recovered, and sighed slightly: "We were college classmates, and later, after graduation, we came to Jiangzhou City together, I thought we could go on like this, but in the end, he abandoned me." Speaking of the back, his eyes were red, and tears almost fell.
It seems that some people have forgotten, and some feelings have been let go, but the pain in their hearts still cannot be completely eliminated.
Perhaps, she hasn't found the object she likes and started a relationship of her own.
"It's okay, that's because he has no vision, there are many good men, such as this one next to you, he is definitely a good man." Li Xiang is quite narcissistic.
Liu Ya giggled, and suddenly asked, "Li Xiang, are you a conservative person?" ”
Li Xiang was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Liu Ya's intention was in asking this question, so he smiled and said, "Conservative, very conservative." ”
"Really?" Liu Ya looked at Li Xiang in disbelief and said, "According to my understanding, you are not a conservative person!" ”
Where! It's all rumors, slander!! Absolute slander!! I even feel that before marriage refuse sex, behavior. Li Xiang said awe-inspiringly.
It's just that this last sentence is a little empty-hearted!!
"Oh? How so? Liu Ya asked with a smile.
"The current society is an impetuous society, full of fast food culture, and even has affected love, many people, knowing each other for a day, can get bed, this is a serious irresponsibility for yourself, but also a serious irresponsibility for the other side of your future, I often see a lot of men and women in school uniforms, kissing me and me in public, even in the subway before, and also encountered the hand washing door! This is no longer just a matter of puppy love, this is already a moral degradation!! Li Xiang said impassionedly, while looking at Liu Ya's expression, he found that Liu Ya agreed with his point of view, and he couldn't help but blow again, "I'm not against early love, on the contrary, early love can allow us to cultivate a sense of responsibility earlier, and what I am against is the kind of thing that delays the right thing because of early love." ”
Li Xiang spoke freely for a long time, and even he admired his eloquence.
After a long time, Liu Ya slowly spoke: "Li Xiang, what is the handwashing door?" ”
Li Xiang was full of frustration for a while, my brother's mouth was dry, and you just paid attention to the handwashing door? Don't be so bullying.
"Li Xiang, let's talk about it!" Liu Ya saw Li Xiang's speechless appearance, and said coquettishly.
Li Xiang originally planned to ignore Lucy to express his dissatisfaction, but seeing Lucy's coquettish demeanor, Zhao Tiezhu resolutely abandoned his position.
"Do you really want to listen to this door?" Li Xiang asked cautiously.
He doesn't believe that a modern urban woman who has been in love for so many years will not even know this, it is too pure!
"Yes, I'm not afraid." Liu Ya also knows that everything in modern society is basically linked to that thing, but this handwashing door, she really heard of it for the first time, and besides, the movie hasn't started yet, waiting for the movie to start, it's not boring, it's better to find something to talk about.
"In this case, then I'll tell you, this handwashing door, but also from a few years ago, when I returned to China to perform a mission, took a train, remember that train, the line is the railway line that often broke down when it was just built, at that time I went to the capital, there were a lot of people, the ground opposite me, there were two people, a man and a woman, and wearing school uniforms, the two hugged all the way, I couldn't look at it, and then the half-way train broke down decisively, we had to wait there, The two men were perhaps burning with passion, and the man put his hand into the woman's skirt and ...... Well, you know, it's twitching constantly. Ha ha. ”
Li wanted to say that he was a little embarrassed, but Liu Ya listened very seriously. Seeing that Li Xiang had stopped, he asked, "How can this be considered a handwashing door?" ”
"Do you need me to explain it thoroughly?" Li Xiang looked at Liu Ya strangely.
Nima, do you want me to go on? Don't you understand? So how did you fall in love?
I don't believe that you and your boyfriend haven't done it after so many years of love.
"Of course!! I don't even understand! Liu Ya replied suspiciously.
"Okay." Li Xiang looked at this woman who didn't seem to understand anything helplessly, "This woman is excited, can't she be flooded?" The man's hand was twitching there, and his whole hand was wet? This is the washing door, and the man stretched out his hand and wiped it on his body, you see how wet it is!!
Liu Ya still looked puzzled.
"Don't tell me you still don't understand!! Have you ever watched a romance action movie? No matter how bad it is, have you ever lived with your boyfriend? Water!! Know no, water!! Women are made of water!! "Li Xiang can't say it too thoroughly, so he can only say it water and water.
"Water?? Oh! I see, you mean pee!! Ah! What's so embarrassing to say! Liu Ya suddenly realized, patted Li Xiang's shoulder and said, "I've seen La, the wet one, isn't it all that woman, Youpee?" Haha, this is the handwashing door!! It's so much fun, peeing on the train, haha!! ”
Li Xiang looked at Liu Ya smiling there, and felt that this chick was either pretending to be stupid, or she was really stupid, you have been in love with a man for so many years, and the two of you have reached the point of talking about marriage, so you must be living together, since you live together, you are a lonely man and a widow, and you are still worthy of the people of the whole country if you don't do something? But now, don't you even know the hidden obscene meaning of the sentence that women are made of water? Is the Chinese language broad and profound, or are you pretending to be stupid at all?
Li Xiang shook his head, and he didn't plan to correct Liu Ya, anyway, sooner or later, he would understand.
Li Xiang took out the box of TT from the drawer and put it in his bag, Liu Ya clasped her hands to her chest and shouted, "Li Xiang, what are you going to do." ”
"This can't be wasted, can it? Take it back and give it to my classmate Yang Wei and them, a box of supermarkets will cost dozens of dollars! Li Xiang said again with a righteous and awe-inspiring voice.
"Oh? Isn't that what you're going to use? Liu Ya said with a smile.
"Of course not! I'm a boy, I'm still studying, why do you use this, Liu Ya, we're familiar with each other, if you want to slander me, I won't agree! Li Xiang said aggrievedly. (To be continued.) )