Chapter 102: The Weirdest Family
"Oh?" Du Shanni raised her eyebrows lightly and asked the male guest number six, "Why do you love me?"
"Do you need a reason to love someone?"
"Don't you need it?"
"Need ......"
"Stop, two!"
Huang Mo, who had just been shot by the star, actually got up from the consultant's seat, wiped the blood on his face and said, "The two of you have something to say, don't play this rotten stalk anymore." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
After that, he turned his head and rushed to Li Shao, Zhu Xiao and Wang Wudao on the side: "Brothers, get up, it's time to call it a day." ”
Before the words fell, the three of them sat up in a daze.
"Are you all right?" said Deng Dong, who was still trying to drag the four of them out of the hall first.
Huang Mo smiled and said, "Naturally, it's okay, how could Marshal Zhuge really provide weapons to criminals?"
"But didn't you just scratch your own head and bleed?"
"Hehe, what's the matter? I have good acting skills, and with the tomato juice secretly made by the chef of the United Casino, no one must have expected that I had already discussed it with Sister Zhuge Zhuge that the star would not hurt anyone at all. ”
"Can't hurt anyone?"
Zhu Xiao rubbed his forehead and said, "That's right, Fang Cai Lao Huang quietly told a few of us, let us cooperate with the acting to deceive Deng Wu, replace the dagger with the extinguishing star, and prevent the guests from getting hurt." ”
Wang Wu also nodded and said, "We're really fine, but we're sleepy, I don't know if there is an anesthetic or something in the bullet." He yawned as he spoke.
Deng Dong shook his head, stretched out his hand and pointed at Lei Sidao: "Then how can he ......?"
Li Shao was also a little confused: "It's not completely painless to be hit by a star, but it won't hurt very much, and it's just a little more painful than being shot by a BB......"
"No, it just hurts! Why else would I prick my arm?" Lei Si had already figured out who was responsible for the injury on his arm.
Dr. Li stepped forward to help him bandage him, and said apologetically: "Maybe after you saw the performance of several of us, you received psychological hints, which magnified the pain. ”
"Nonsense!"
"Do you remember how you felt when you were shot?"
"I ...... I was unconscious. ”
"Well, I believe you were indeed misled by your own psychological cues. It is not surprising that there was a case in which a man was blindfolded by tying himself to a chair behind his back, and then slashing his wrist with a hard object, making him think that his wrist had been cut. ”
Then he simulated the sound of dripping blood, and soon the man was dead, even if he was not injured at all. This is the effect of psychological suggestion, he thinks in his heart that he is bleeding non-stop, and as a result, psychology affects his physiology, and he really dies. ”
"Can't hurt anyone?" Lili and her mother were stunned, looking down at the sixth daughter who "died" in their arms.
Zhuge Fang took out a new Dao talisman, and the No. 6 daughter opened her eyes, got up and bowed deeply to the poisonous tongue female star, mother and daughter, and walked out of the hall.
"I'm sorry to deceive you. ”
Huang Mo grinned and said, "Several of our consultants and the children of the female guests have long been fully prepared to prevent sudden accidents on the show. But ......."
Speaking of this, he sighed sadly: "Although we successfully deceived Deng Wu, the appearance of the No. 6 male guest was something we didn't expect...... Hey, Deng Wu and his second son are really dead!"
Looking at the love hound that bowed his head and wiped away his tears, the atmosphere in the hall that had been eased was solemn at this time.
Miss Deng Xue really can't last long, so let's leave immediately. After Li Shao asked the No. 1 female guest, he immediately asked the guests to leave the hall.
The situation changed, and someone immediately responded to the call.
Lili walked towards the hall with her mother in her hands, and snorted coldly: "Cut! I have long seen that the 'daughter' is acting, and her expression is too exaggerated!"
Lili's mother smiled and didn't speak, holding her daughter's hand tightly.
Gu Chuchu wanted to stay and continue to accompany Deng Xue, but Li Shao decisively knocked her unconscious and handed her over to Deng Dong.
"Deputy County Magistrate Deng, just now we have a few words that are offensive, please include more. Miss Gu will leave it to you. Dr. Lee laughed.
Deng Dong nodded hurriedly: "Don't worry! I understand, you are for everyone's safety." Hehe, it really scared me, and I thought that my daughter suddenly had three admirers. ”
Li Shao's face twitched, nodded with a forced smile, and watched Deng Dong and the No. 3 family leave.
"Lao Li, Lao Zhu, Lao Wang. You are also wandering here. I'll do the rest, go out and help me order food first. I have a lot of work today, so I need to eat more. Huang Mo smiled at his colleagues.
"No, we ......"
The three of them still wanted to stay, but the love hound moved out of the name of the show's nominal owner. The three who had sworn were helpless, so they had to support the Lei family brothers to exit, accompanied by the No. 9 female guest who always planned to marry the Lei family.
Huang Mo grinned at this time: "It seems that there are no outsiders, then I will pinch the video signal and preside over our family affairs...... Uh, Miss Deng, find someone to hold your heart for you. ”
Deng Xue shook her head and smiled: "As soon as I let go, I'm afraid the bomb will explode." ”
Love Hound is embarrassed: "Yes, this is a bit troublesome, I obviously bet that our original team is safe and sound......"
"She's not an outsider. Lin Fei stroked her hair.
"Well, since the head of the family has spoken, then I will start today's final blind date. ”
After that, he pointed at Fei Fei and Zhuge Fang and said, "First introduce the family members, the wife and the junior ......."
"Huh?" Zhuge Fang spat out his cigarette and squinted at the love hound: "What did you just call me?"
"Little Three, it calls you Little Three!" Fei Fei laughed.
Huang Mo raised his hand and slapped himself: "Look at my dog's mouth, I'm sorry, I'll do it again." ”
He cleared his throat and said, "East Palace and West Palace...... Uh, you don't mind this time, Sister Zhuge don't mind, right?"
After seeing Zhuge Fang's acquiescence, he pointed at Du Shanni again and said, "Disciple of the Demon King." ”
Duzanie pursed her lips.
And her father. ”
Du Yang forced a smile.
Her son...... in every sense of the word. ”
Number 13 smiled at Huang Mo and nodded.
"Her godsister, and her niece...... Also in various senses. ”
Mo Yuying and her daughter from another world watched these big people messing around, and they didn't dare to open their mouths when they had countless questions in their hearts.
"And Ben Dog...... It is said that in many families, the status of pets is the highest, I don't know if you agree...... I don't agree, uh, well, and in the end, ......"
Huang Mo sighed and pointed at Lin Fei and said, "The adopted daughter of the Demon King who was possessed by a perverted father." ”
Lin Fei chuckled and said, "Xiao Huang, you are talking too much nonsense, hurry up and introduce the protagonist." ”
"Okay, the hero who is going to challenge the Demon King family today is our No. 6 male guest...... By the way, may I ask your last name?"
Seeing these suspected neuropaths staring at him, the No. 6 male guest frowned and said, "My name is Liu Liu." ”
"Very good!" Huang Mo nodded and smiled: "Mr. Liu, welcome to the most perverted ...... in this big world Ah no, the blind date scene of the weirdest family, look at you with a gun, you must be mentally prepared. So, Mr. Liu, can you tell us a little bit about your story?"
Liu Liu became more and more sure that these people were sick: "What do you want? I've already lost, let the police in." ”
"What do we want? Hey, hey, hey, of course, we're on a blind date with you!"