Chapter 676 - Do you have long legs?
readx;? The person sitting upright frowned slightly, and said coldly: "Why is the cook here, you stand aside, the one in the back, Feng Helan, you come here." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info Judging from your height, it is not suitable to be a palace maid, and your figure is too tall and a bit of an eyesore. But your facial features are good, and you are quite energetic, this pair of big hands and feet is from the village, right?"
I'll go to your uncle's, the big man is from the countryside. Grandpa, I am the son of the Helan family, your uncle's old witch! Fortunately, before Helan Bo could speak, the wind behind him had already pinched his waist fiercely, and he reacted, changed his voice, and said softly: "Yes, the slave family is from the mountains, and they are generous and work hard. ā
"The peasant woman in the mountains and fields is more diligent than ordinary girls. What are your specialties?" The old palace maid frowned and said, the brush in her hand seemed to directly pronounce the death sentence of He Lanbo, after all, He Lanbo is too dominant, it can only be said that he is a tall head, and his work is a little more reliable than that of ordinary palace maids, but life in the palace is to have a brain, and it is better to pick up big dung than to work, how can a woman's strength be compared to a man.
Seeing the impatient appearance of the old woman in front of him, He Lanbo cleared his throat and said proudly: "The slave family has no other specialties, just a clever mouth, which can make the people of the world surrender, whether it is black or white, to the mouth of the slave family, the slave family wants to make it black, it is black, if you want it to be white, he can't be black!"
"The tongue is so fast, the shrew behaves, but it is not enough. The brush in her hand was stunned, and the old palace maid directly vetoed, this is the palace, let your mouth be as fast as you are, can you be faster than the knife?
I'll go, you can do it too!
The first time he felt that he was so poked, He Lanbo looked straight, suddenly lifted his skirt, stepped on the stool, and said angrily: "Vixen, I scolded you or beat you, grabbed your hair or scratched your face." If you are eloquent, you can become a shrew, do you know how to write the word shrew! The skinless and faceless old bastard, squinting at me, wants to fight, don't you, come, I will accompany you to the end today, see what you want!"
This voice howled out, it was really frightening to the tiger's body, and the chrysanthemums and flowers were tight. Originally, he pinched his throat to speak, and He Lanbo's voice was sharp, and this howl went out, just like a pig pressed on the board, and as soon as he opened his voice, everyone trembled in fright!
Even the old palace maid who was sitting didn't react, and looked at He Lanbo in shock, and the brush in her hand fell to the ground. Well, this woman has already attracted her attention, and she actually thought of this method to teach her a lesson!
"Come on, drag this stinky girl who doesn't know the height out of me and cut it down!" No matter how good-tempered a person is, he can't tolerate a newcomer to be so presumptuous, the old palace maid slapped the table, and her anger rushed straight to her head. A lowly peasant woman in a mountain village dared to talk to her like this, it was really fatal!
He Lanbo looked indifferent, ripped off the scarf around his neck directly, threw it to the ground, raised his eyebrows and said, "You want to cut me? Who is I, Helan, and you don't go out to inquire. Known as the Forest ...... It is said that there is nothing in the world that I don't know. Look at your old face, the heavenly court is narrow, the cheekbones are high, the chin is pointed, and the three white eyes are all Kefu's mean face. The husband is injured, and the man is a widow or woman when he dies, no wonder he is so arrogant, and he has a temper coming at me, and I will accompany him to the end today. You pig's nose slot pretending to be an elephant old thing, when the Yunguo Imperial Palace is your family, you can't do it! If you say cut me, you will cut me, and kill people to pay for your life, I haven't officially become a palace maid, and I don't belong to you, what qualifications do you have to cut off my head! Can you use your official position to move me? Let's take a look at who suffers. What about people, didn't you call someone to cut me, come!"
As soon as he shouted in such a voice, where did the guards outside dare to rush in to take a look, all with a bitter face, how far away to hide. Who doesn't know that the new king is in a bad mood, and it is forbidden to make noise in the palace, and if this voice is heard, everyone will die.
The old palace maid's face was even more bruised, and the whole person clenched her hands and looked at He Lanbo, the qi and blood in her whole body were so angry that she was retrograde, and her fingers trembled and said, "You, you ......"
"Yes, me, what's wrong with me. I'm still standing here, it's okay, it's like you, I can't say a word, what are you shaking, I'll go don't shake the pee out. What are you doing at such a young age and being so young, maybe you will roll your eyes and go straight to the ground after a while. Calm, relax, come, take a deep breath. As he spoke, He Lanbo took the person in front of him to breathe, and as soon as this breath went down, he spoke again: "That's right, what do you say you are fighting for, how can I, a peasant woman in the mountains, beat you, you can't kill me on the surface, come in secret." If you have the ability, you will put me in the palace and slowly kill me. I'm here, waiting for you to kill me. When the time comes, it's not easy for you to kill a little girl, right?"
"I, I ......" that breath was blocked in her chest, she couldn't go up, she couldn't go down, it was really unbearable, the old palace maid's eyes widened, patted her chest, and wanted to say something, but she was choked by this mouthful, and she couldn't say anything. The little palace maids next to her saw it and hurriedly cheered for her.
He Lanbo didn't care, and said helplessly: "I said, after that, what are you still staring at, I am by your side to help you, not to mention the people here, even if you are replaced by the emperor's princess, the old lady will help you take them down! When the time comes, you want to be the chief eunuch...... Ahh I can help you find any kind of man you want and deliver it to your bed myself. Look at you, your eyebrows are scattered, your eyes are blank, you have been lacking a man for too long, and your life is not in order, rest assured, you know about this matter, and I will never tell a third person, I promise, send a strong man to warm your bed. ā
"Dong" The old palace maid sitting above trembled all over, her eyes rolled directly, and she fell directly from the seat, but fortunately, the palace maids on both sides were quick and caught her body, which did not let her fall directly.
......At the same time, Feng Qingge, who was watching this scene, was completely dumbfounded, is this okay? Have you ever seen someone who can directly faint the person who came to supervise? This He Lanbo's mouth is really too cheap, is there such a complain about an old palace maid, and secretly sent a strong man over, his voice howled out, and everyone within a radius of several kilometers knew about it, and said that only you know and I know. It's really, cheap!