081 I'm an old driver and I like to brag
The three million people in the live broadcast room, without exception, are waiting for the 18 banned pictures to appear in the live broadcast. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Whose breasts are bigger? This has always been a problem, because girls can wear sponge bras and cushions, but if they can't, they can squeeze it.
In short, even if you see it with your own eyes, it is not necessarily true.
As for Gu Yan, he is not fat, so confident that he should have fitness and pectoral muscles, but he is not necessarily bigger than others.
"So now the three of you go to the toilet with me one by one to see, or do you go and compete with each other, and then look at him?"
Shen Xiaoyi held her 32B+ chest and looked at the three of them, her chest was originally B, but there is such a thing as breasts, sometimes the acquired development is also a bit useful.
The three of them looked at each other and gritted their teeth.
"Let's go, let's go compare the level first, and then you can look at him."
The person who said this was Sister Fa, who had a little big nerves, and at the same time, she was also the one with relatively large breasts.
There was no turning back when the bow was opened, and the two of them followed Sister Fa into the toilet of the private room together.
At this time, Gu Yan was the only one left in the private room, and he lay down on the sofa, eating watermelon in one hand and holding his mobile phone in the other.
"Come on, come on, open the market, think I'm the biggest deduction 1, think I'm the smallest deduction 2."
Then the full screen to 1122 kept drifting by.
"1111, they don't have big breasts at all."
"2222, emaciated camels are bigger than horses, they are women after all."
"3333, I choose to die."
Gu Yan continued: "Okay, buy it and leave it, remember what you sent, and when the time comes, you will swipe the gift if you guess wrong, and grab the gift if you guess correctly."
"Okay, it's not a fat man of more than 300 pounds like the prostitute teacher, I don't believe you can be bigger than three women!"
"Sit and wait for the results, sit back and wait for the gifts."
"What a fart, he's tricking us, he's just drinking three bottles of wine at most, and we always have someone to brush up on gifts."
Gu Yan doesn't care if they find their routines or not.
After waiting for five minutes, they hadn't come out yet, and they were idle, so Gu Yan chatted with the audience.
"Friends, in fact, what you see now is not the real me, although I am rich and handsome, but I also have a lot of troubles, I don't know if you want to hear it, by the way, help me with advice?"
"Phew, pretending to be a coerc, another invisible pretending."
"Tell me quickly, I'm only two points away from your state now, the same is rich, the same is handsome, so maybe I will face your situation in the near future."
Gu Yan sat up straight, poured a sip of beer, took a deep breath and began to speak slowly.
"I have suffered from abnormal treatment since I was a child, when I was in kindergarten, all the children liked to play with me, every day to school they would bring me delicious food to let me eat, the teacher couldn't control them, only I could control them, I was pestered by them every day so tired, I blamed me so cute."
"When I was in elementary school, I was surrounded by girls, they were all rushing to sit around me, and they liked to help me with my homework, I didn't let them rush over to write, and I blushed for a long time when I saw it, and the teachers liked me very much, and never punished me, which blamed me for being a handsome little Zhengtai."
"When I was in middle school, every time I was out of school or school, there were always a lot of female classmates following me on the road, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to take the path, as long as I left my seat for ten minutes, the drawers would be stuffed with all kinds of love letters, and when it was time to eat, my seat would be filled with all kinds of food, which was blamed on me for being so talented."
Speaking of which, the audience in the live broadcast room also knew Gu Yan's routine and shouted.
"Stop, stop, don't talk about it, I don't want to hear it."
"Damn, I can't stand this pretending to be a coercive product, I brag so skillfully, there is really no one else."
"Yanshen, in fact, I understand you, I also have such troubles."
Gu Yan raised his voice.
"No, you don't understand me, when I was in college, my female classmates were even crazier, and even put my life in danger, I remember another time I went back to school at night and was almost ...... by the girls in my class Destroyed the chastity, if I hadn't run fast, I would definitely be ****. ”
"Don't go, I'm not done yet."
"After graduating, I started my own business, and I just wanted to tell those people that I can obviously eat with my face, but I have to rely on my strength."
"Now you have also seen that I have achieved a small success, but I am still plagued by many problems, such as being harassed by beautiful women, this is the simplest, I am so handsome and talented, what can I do, I am also desperate."
The audience in the live broadcast room was about to collapse.
"Poof...... The old decay was supposed to practice to the catastrophe period, today listening to this person's words, the true qi retrograde, the essence and blood are reversed, the veins are disordered, and the realm falls directly to the qi training period, and there is no chance to cultivate immortals in this life. ”
"The old man has never seen such a brazen person!!"
"Boasting, I will only serve you, and in the future, you will be the ancestor of the pretending world, Xu Que, Chen Beixuan, and Li will stand aside for seven nights."
Hearing the sound of the toilet door being opened, Gu Yan put away his joking mentality.
"Okay, what I just said is just a drop in the ocean, and I will have a chance to talk about it in detail in the future, and the business is important."
The four of them walked out one after another, but their faces were strange and different.
In fact, if you look closely, you can guess the result from their faces and eyes.
"We've already compared, now you and Xiao Yi go in."
Sister Fa said sharply: "Xiao Yi, you can't have any partiality, remember that we are comrades-in-arms standing on the united front."
"You don't need her to be a referee, you can just see for yourself."
As he spoke, Gu Yan directly picked up the T-shirt and pulled it under his neck.
"You should know how many catties and taels you have, the wine and Nongfu Spring are already on the table, and you should drink what you should drink."
After speaking, Gu Yan had already put down his clothes, but the six-pack abs and two big chest muscles, they could see it very clearly, and only after reading it did they remember to be shy and blush.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also full of surprise.
“666666……”
"Yanshen has a good figure, and he has a sense of line."
"An anchor earns millions of dollars a month with a live broadcast dew point."
"Shocked, a certain man actually did such a thing with four female anchors in a private room!"
The three of them didn't speak, but picked up what was in front of them and drank it.
Timo took two bottles of Nongfu Spring, drank half a bottle immediately, and then it didn't work, glared at Gu Yan, and continued to drink slowly.
Sister Fa took two cans of beer directly, opened them, and drank half a can in one go.
The result was already obvious, the female streamer lowered her head and took three cans of beer, drank it silently, and it was really flat.
The audience went crazy with laughter.
"Hahaha...... I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, it turned out to be such a ranking. ”
"I guessed that the female streamer was the smallest, but I didn't guess that Yanshen was the biggest."
Gu Yan opened a can of beer and stood up, and said loudly.
"Come on, let's have a drink first, it's just a small game just now, I hope you don't take it to heart, after all, it's useless to take it to heart, it's all innate."
Gu Yan was about to continue, but Shen Xiaoyi came behind him and poked his waist, and Gu Yan stopped.
The five of them picked up what they wanted to drink, and when they touched a piece, Gu Yan blew a bottle directly.
"You sing, I'm a salted fish who only shouts 666."
"Me too......" The female stream leaned closer to Gu Yan and whispered.