484, stinky and shameless!(third update)
It's just May, and it's still 4 months before Ren He and Yang Xi return to campus. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Jiang Haoyang called Ren He and said that the Qinghe Club would be led by him to teach in the mountain village this summer, and the time was 30 days, no longer just 15 days, and asked Ren He if he would go.
Ren He thought about it, but still didn't go, to be honest, now the Qinghe club goes to the mountain village to teach more meaningfully to sharpen the will of new members, and Ren He's will does not need to be sharpened for a long time.
Even if you stay in the mountain village for a year, I'm afraid it's not as energetic as Ren He staying in the sewer for 7 days.
When he walked alone in the dark sewers, the most he could hear was rats, and he could smell the boundless stench.
Sometimes when he walks in the dark, he feels that he is the only one left in this world, and the sewer ahead will never end.
Yang Xi always wanted Ren He to tell him how he lived in the sewer, but Ren He always refused to talk about it.
Because it was a deep fear.
Will Ren He be afraid? Yes, whether it is the second downhill skiing or the first time he climbs Mount Everest, Ren He will have a deep fear.
However, the fear experienced in the sewers this time was different, it was a boundless loneliness.
So he preferred to climb out of the sewer in the dead of night, sit on the edge of the well and nibble on the bread he had been sitting on for a long time, and then look at the bustling world from which he had been away for a day.
At that time, the neon in the sky and the darkness in the sewers were like two worlds, and Ren He was extremely eager to return to the human world on land.
There are always people who say that a person will go crazy if he stays in a confined space for a long time, but Ren He is not crazy, but has a heart that is extremely eager to see the light again.
The reason why he didn't tell Yang Xi was that Yang Xi was already very self-blaming, and there was no need for him as a boyfriend to increase the psychological burden of the other party, and second, he didn't want to recall those scenes.
No one knows exactly what he's been through, he's just going to come back well. It was precisely because of those experiences that after he came back, Yang Xi felt that he still had a certain burden in his heart, and he was not completely relieved until he saw the fourth middle school.
Of course, this is also the reason why Ren He wants to make the US government pay a price, and he will keep this hatred until he makes the US government pay a sufficient price.
In the past two days, Ren He has been frantically writing the second and third parts of the Classic of Mountains and Seas: Canghai and Lingfei Sutra.
This is his joking agreement with Director Zhang, in exchange for two works in exchange for his conditions for entering the Chinese opera.
Yang Xi saw Ren He writing a novel for the first time, Ren He typed out more than 400 or even 500 words per minute on his laptop as if he didn't have to think at all, and she deeply doubted how Ren He's brain grew......
"Do you write other novels at this pace?" Yang Xi asked, sitting next to him.
"At first, it was slower, and then it was faster," Ren He said honestly, at first he didn't have advanced stenographer skills, so slow down, after having this skill, of course it was much faster......
However, Yang Xi didn't know what he meant, so he still felt very unbelievable......
In the past two days, Ren He's thing is not just about writing novels, he wants to go to Yang Xi's side when he is fine, after all, his own queen mother has said, give birth to a grandson, if you want to play extreme sports, go play.
That's the best excuse!
However, Yang Xi didn't eat his set at all, and almost handed over his body to Ren He when he was confused in New York, but now he is reserved.
She is really embarrassed, and the more Ren He plays hooligans and takes the initiative, the more embarrassed she becomes......
The point is that she never thought that she would have a child at the age of 17!
She really didn't mind living together at the age of 17, anyway, she had already decided that Ren He was in her heart, if Ren He abandoned her from the beginning to the end, she never thought that she could have a love with others, Ren He paid so much for her, and the relationship between the two people was so good, and the body was given.
But having a child at the age of 17 is terrifying to think about, when the time comes to the wedding, the child will be able to go to elementary school, and I don't know if I think that one of the two of them has ever divorced and had a child.
This...... This is also not in line with the national policy! Yang Xi thought with a blushing face.
Ren He grabbed her and said righteously: "Look, we have also drunk the blood of the deer, and Uncle Fang and Aunt Wang are now more worried than us every day, we can't let everyone continue to worry about us! Our country's aging population is getting more and more serious, and in more than 20 years, we will face a situation where no one is working, at this time, should we devote ourselves to the cause of building the motherland as soon as possible, and take precautions for the motherland? If we give birth to the child early, will he be able to devote himself to socialist construction as soon as possible?"
Uncle Fang was stunned when he heard it beside him, his owner was the first person to talk about this kind of thing so up-to-date, right?
In Uncle Fang's place, it is a very shameful thing to marry a wife at the age of 27!
Yang Xi took a sip of Ren He and went back to his room to practice the piano, stinky and shameless!
This piano was given to her by Ren He yesterday, which means that she will live here forever in the future, and she can also practice at home.
The two of them inexplicably began to live together under their parents' noses, although the parents of both sides have not yet met, they all acquiesced to this situation, Ren He himself felt that his reborn life was developing in a fantastic direction, you must know that the two of them should actually be sophomores in high school now!
The toothbrushes and cups in the bathroom changed from one to a pair, the towels changed from one to a pair, and the two of them faced each other on the stone table in the courtyard during the meal, and Uncle Fang and Aunt Wang were reluctant to eat at the same table with Ren He.
Originally, when Ren He called Uncle Fang to come to dinner together, Uncle Fang agreed, but Aunt Wang twisted his ears and screwed them away, scolding Uncle Fang for not having any eyesight.
Ren He whispered a story to Yang Xi while eating: "Once upon a time, there was a little white sheep who got lost in the forest and met a little black sheep, she asked the little black sheep how to go home, and the little black sheep said, if you let me hehehehe, I will tell you." ”
Yang Xi lowered his head to eat, and he didn't dare to look up at Ren He's wolf-like eyes......
Ren He continued: "As a result, the little black sheep pointed out the wrong road, she walked and walked and met a little goat, she asked others for directions, but the little goat said you let me ......"
Suddenly, Ren He's words changed: "The little white sheep finally returned home, and at this time she found out that she was pregnant, what kind of sheep do you guess she is pregnant?"
This question stunned Yang Xi when he asked: "What sheep?"
"If you ask me hehehehe, I'll tell you ......," Ren He said mysteriously.
Wow! Yang Xi almost flipped the table at that time!
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