Chapter 211: Monk with Your Heart
"Oh, I'm fooled, but I'm not going to throw in the towel easily." Lin Fei raised his hand and pushed Deng Xue's waist.
"Hmm......" Deng Xue twitched involuntarily.
"Ha, so you're so afraid of itching." Lin Fei said with great force, and Deng Xue's body suddenly trembled.
"Stop!" Gu Chuchu saw that Fa Xiao couldn't hold on, and immediately grabbed Lin Fei's hands to stop her.
"Okay, I'll stop." Lin Fei really stopped the itching, but when Gu Chuchu was distracted, he used his legs to exert force, and turned over and lifted the second daughter away.
She didn't take advantage of the victory to chase, but took the initiative to distance herself from the two opponents, "Next time, remember to control my joints first, but you don't seem to have a next time." ”
Deng Xue and Gu Chuchu stood up with each other's arms, staring at this cunning number two vigilantly.
"Why didn't you chase us just now?" Deng Xue asked.
"Because there is a possibility of getting into a fight, I will suffer too much with one-on-two, and you will not make the same mistake." Lin Fei spread his hands and smiled: "No way, I can only rely on many stumbles to accumulate the time for your back to hit the ground." ”
"I won't let you get away with it."
"It's not up to you."
The two parties rushed towards each other again, but Lin Fei's movements were obviously much lighter than before, and Deng Xue and Gu Chuchu's attacks failed to work, but she was forced to fall down many times.
"Almost, right? Umpire? After tripping the second daughter again, Lin Fei asked the steward with a smile.
The steward looked at the timer in his hand and said, "Miss No. 1 and No. 3 will land on their backs for eight seconds again." ”
"I disagree." Deng Xue, who was tired and panting, shouted, "No. 2's skills are not at all what ordinary women can have, she has committed a foul." ”
"This ......" the steward shrugged, "I don't know much about the skills of ordinary women in Huaxia, but by the standards of Yuyi City, Miss No. 2 has not committed a foul." ”
"Your standards are too high, aren't they?"
"Hehe, maybe, after all, the security in our city is autonomous. If women don't learn self-defense or something, it's hard for them to go out on the streets freely. ”
"That's right." Deng Xue sighed and said, "Forget it, I knew that the odds were not good, I just wanted to help other female guests, and by the way, I would find Lin Fei to vent my anger." I'm sorry to bother you, Chuchu. ”
Gu Chuchu shook his head and smiled: "It's okay, I don't think you've been in a good mood lately, it's a good thing to be able to move and vent now." ”
Lin Fei tilted his head and smiled: "Looking for me to be angry?" Oh, I'm so sad, Deng Xue, do I have anything to offend you? ”
"If you don't count encouraging me to do bad things, then I don't. But your father has done something very excessive to me, and I can't find him, so I have to take you out of my anger, and I hope you don't mind. Deng Xue smiled.
The corners of Lin Fei's mouth curled up after hearing this: "That's it, that's okay." I'm happy to pay the bill for that irresponsible father. I wonder if you're satisfied? Need another way to vent? ”
Deng Xue shook her head and smiled: "I don't need it today, I will trouble you more if I need it in the future." ”
"You're welcome, we're all friends. The referee, can you announce it now......"
"Wait!" An old cry came from the passage ahead, and the door that should have been locked was pushed open.
The old monk panted and said, "Wait...... Wait ......" Before he could finish his sentence, he fell to the ground.
The children hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, Deng Xue checked his physical condition and frowned: "This master, your age is not suitable for intense exercise." ”
The old monk grabbed her hand and said: "This beauty, it turns out that your inside and appearance are as amazing, rest assured, the poor monk will not leave you to go west alone!" ”
"That'...... The best! Deng Xue pulled back his hand vigorously, "Master, who are you?" Was it from Mr. Charlie's room? Is there something wrong with you just shouting and waiting? ”
The monk held the children's shoulders and stood up slowly, saying, "The poor monk is just an ordinary monk, and he has just been summoned to a hall with several beautiful women and a beast, is that beast named Charlie?" The poor monk didn't pay attention. ”
He made a Buddhist ritual and said: "As for the purpose of the poor monk coming here, it is to notice that there are three beauties fighting each other here, and the poor monk can't bear it, so he rushed to stop it." Hey? Are you done? ”
Lin Fei smiled: "Almost, the winner will be announced soon." How? Master, you want to get a kick in the door? ”
"Ah, it's over? It's a pity......" The old monk muttered, and then patted his chest and said: "The three of them are rare stunners in the world, how can they hurt each other?" How can a poor monk turn a blind eye? Come on! The poor monk is willing to bear the love and hatred between the three, and they all come to the poor monk! ”
The steward on the side was a little impatient, he was originally given the task of bringing the children here and then hosting a game, but finally called it a day but such an inexplicable old bald donkey appeared.
"This master, the three young ladies are just wrestling games, and they don't hurt it."
"I know it's wrestling!" The old monk said righteously, "But even so, it can't work!" Everyone is too beautiful to suffer a little bit of harm! Let the poor monk come, if you want to fall, drop the poor monk, the poor monk promises not to fight back. ”
The steward scolded the old pervert in his heart, but he smiled on his face and said: "Don't work master, the game is over, and it's almost time to announce the result." So if you're not a monster, ......"
"What?" The old monk grabbed him by the collar, "Say it again!" ”
The steward was taken aback: "That...... It's game over. ”
"Next!"
"If you're not a male guest playing a monster, don't interfere with ......"
"Monsters? So if I play as a monster, I can interfere? ”
"Huh? Are you going to go on a blind date at this age? ”
"Huh? Blind date? ”
The old monk shook the steward for a long time, and finally figured out what kind of program process this was.
"I see, that dog demon let the poor monk come to do this kind of thing. Is...... It's too small to look down on the poor monks! The old monk looked up to the sky and shouted, "It's decided!" I'm going to be a monster...... No, it's a male guest! Save the beauty from the clutches of the beasts! ”
"Come on! Beauty! He opened his hand to the third girl and said, "The poor monk will protect you with a warm chest, come into my arms!" ”
Lin Fei smiled and said, "I refuse, old pervert." ”
Deng Xue also said coldly: "Old pervert, I will call the police." ”
Gu Chuchu was even more angry: "You...... As a monk, how can you say such a thing when you are so old? ”
"Huh? Is there anything wrong with the words of the poor monk? The old monk scratched his bald head, "This fellow Daoist, could it be that you are from the precept system?" Yes! I see, you all think of me as a monastic in the precept line. ”
"Precepts?" Gu Chuchu was confused.
"It's just a Buddhist faction that abides by these rules, a bunch of fools...... No, even if you are stupid, you are stupid and cute. ”
The old monk made a Buddhist ritual and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the poor monk is a casual person, and his words and deeds are as he pleases. So you don't need to scruple about it, come into the arms of the poor monk! ”