After a night of madness, the two tried all kinds of difficult actions, and almost squeezed Li Shaolong's feet. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The next morning, Li Shaolong woke up from his deep sleep, smiled slightly, and then got up and went outside, not long after Li Shaolong left, Dongfang Undefeated also came out of the quilt, and said a little unhappily: "Damn guy, leave after eating, it's really not responsible at all." ”

Having said that, anyone could tell that she had a sweet smile on her face.

Slowly got up, then took out a pair of scissors from his bag, and carefully cut off a red plum blossom on the sheets, which is evidence of love.

Li Shaolong went downstairs, then bought breakfast, and returned to the room, at this time Dongfang Undefeated had already packed up, seeing Li Shaolong go and return, he couldn't help but show a sweet smile in his heart, especially when he saw Li Shaolong to buy breakfast for himself, his heart was even sweeter.

Seeing that Dongfang was undefeated, Li Shaolong couldn't help but sigh secretly, it's a peach blossom debt again! No way, an excellent man is attractive.

"I didn't have anything to eat in the morning, I only bought red dates and white bone broth and meat porridge, and now it's hot, hurry up and eat it, you have to go to class later." Li Shaolong said gently, since the other party is already his own woman, Li Shaolong naturally wants to be more enthusiastic.

"Thank you. Dongfang Undefeated took it and ate it sweetly. It seems that instead of breakfast, honey is eaten.

The western Yanma is different, after a night of madness, it is still full of energy, if it is a woman in the East, it is estimated that she will not be able to get out of bed at all now. héiyaпgě

"Dongfang, since you are already my woman, I should also tell you some things, I am not a good man, because I have many women, but as long as you are willing to follow me, I will definitely be responsible, if you are not willing to share a man with other women, I will not force you. Li Shaolong sighed and said, "If you don't want to, we can get together and disperse." ”

Since everything that shouldn't have happened has happened, Li Shaolong naturally wants to explain it to the other party, so as not to make the other party sad after he knows, maybe she will be sad now, but the long pain is better than the short pain, it is better to say it now than to say it later.

"I know you're not your average man, and from the first time I saw you, I knew you weren't easy, but there are some things you don't have to tell me. Dongfang Undefeated was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted and said, "If you don't say it, maybe I will pretend not to know forever." ”

"No, I don't like to cheat women, especially my women!" Li Shaolong said lightly.

"Okay, for your sake, for your honest sake, I will act as if I don't know anything and can't see anything, but if you don't want me in the future, I will definitely cut your **" Dongfang Undefeated pretended to be fierce and said.

Li Shaolong couldn't help but be stunned, and said that Western women are very developed, but he didn't expect that Eastern Undefeated would be so developed, and he directly acquiesced to the existence of other women.

Could it be that this is Lao Tzu's Wang Ba's anger and shock, and the East is undefeated and subdued?

Dongfang Undefeated finished breakfast, Li Shaolong hurriedly sent it back to school, and then bought three points of breakfast and rushed back to the villa, at this time the three girls had woken up and were sitting on the sofa watching the morning news.

"Sister Xiaonan, won't the love letter Oba absconded in fear of crime?" Huang Qibei asked weakly, he couldn't see Li Shaolong early in the morning, and he didn't see the breakfast Li Shaolong made for himself, thinking that Li Shaolong had run away.

"Is it because we're pressing too hard these days, so he escaped?" asked Wang Xiaoxi.

"Shouldn't it be?" Beigong Nan was also a little unsure.

When the three daughters were nervous, Li Shaolong came back from outside and received three points of breakfast.

"Ouch, got up so early today?" Li Shaolong smiled slightly and said, "It's just right, wash your hands, we will eat pigeon porridge this morning, pigeon porridge, the most suitable for you to eat, breastfeeding." ”

"What do you mean by that? Don't you dislike our little ones?" Beigong Nan stopped doing it when he heard this, puffed up his chest, and said, "Look, it's so big, it's so big!"

Saying that, he waited for Li Shaolong viciously, saying that the beauty has small milk, which is even more serious than saying that the man is ** small.

"Big, big, I can touch it with one hand. Li Shaolong said secretly, but he could only say this secretly, not in front of these three women, otherwise the consequences would be very serious. Li Shaolong looked at the three girls with a smile and said, "Actually, don't be sad, come, a carton of papaya milk per person will definitely catch up with Britain and the United States." ”

"Love letter Oba, do you like Naida?" Huang Qibei asked weakly, looking down at himself, it seemed that his own was not small, but when he thought of Ye Katerina and Ai Xinjue Luo Xuanxuan, he couldn't help but feel a sense of inferiority in his heart.

Milk is better than milk, angry milk!

"How could I be such a vulgar man? Actually, it doesn't matter if I come, as long as I have it. Li Shaolong smiled evilly: "But if it can be as big as a cow, you can milk every day when you are hungry in the future, pure and natural." ”

After the three daughters had breakfast, Li Shaolong took the three daughters to the school.

Today's class is mainly to hand out the last exam papers and announce the test scores at the same time.

Standing on the podium with half his head and glasses, the Chinese teacher looked like an old pedant, glanced at the class, and then said in a majestic voice: "This exam is to test your learning situation during this period of time, some people have improved, some people have regressed, and some people have been standing still! Some people even regard this exam as child's play, which makes the teacher very disappointed, very disappointed!"

"This exam is closely related to your future studies, you don't take an exam seriously, and when it comes to the college entrance examination, you won't take it seriously!

The Chinese teacher said hatefully, banged on the table with a blackboard brush that he picked up from an unknown corner, and said: "I told you so much, you got such a result, are you worthy of me, are you worthy of your parents? worthy of yourself? worthy of the school that cultivated you? You, you are really disappointed in me, really disappointed in me!"

"Now I have to announce the results of this exam. Wang Hou 89 points, Zhang Li 92 points, Wu Ningxiang 99 points, Wang Xiaoxi 98 points, Gongsun Wuwu 78 points...... Money money 60 cents. ”

"Qian Qian 60 cents!Qian Qian, tell me what is going on?" The Chinese teacher glared at Qian Sanpang angrily and asked, Qian Sanpang's name is Qian Qian.

"Teacher, I don't think it's my fault that all of this is my fault, it's all the fault of the teacher who corrected the papers, and I think I should get a perfect score. Qian Sanpang stood up slowly and said. This guy's skin is thicker than Li Shaolong's, so the teacher asked him, and he was simply the teacher's fault.

Hearing Qian Sanpang's words, the Chinese teacher was immediately angry, and the whole person trembled with Qian Sanpang's anger, and almost followed Nicholas Zhao Si, who had a cerebral thrombosis.

"You don't take the exam well, but the teacher who has started to revise the paper is here?" Okay, then let me ask you, what are all these things written on your test paper?" The Chinese teacher angrily waved Qian Sanfat's test paper and made a sound of "brush, brush, brush".

"Teacher, of course the answer is written in the test paper, can't the teacher see it?" Qian Sanpang said with a smile.

"Answer, what you wrote is called the answer?" The Chinese teacher saw Qian Sanpang's indifferent appearance, and became even more angry, snorted angrily, and said: "Look for yourself, see for yourself what is written, you have written the first question of Chinese pinyin incorrectly, and the second question of poetry, you are simply messing around!"

"Teacher, I don't agree with what you say, I write it seriously, it's not messing around, it's because you don't know how to appreciate it. Qian Sanpang pretended to sigh and said, "Lonely, lonely, geniuses have always been as lonely as me." ”

As he spoke, he shook his hair that didn't grow much, looking like a.

If the Chinese teacher is young for another decade or two, he will definitely pounce on him and fight Qian Sanfat, this guy is simply a cancer in the class!

Before, the Chinese teacher thought that the cancer in the class was Li Shaolong, but now he has become Comrade Qian Sanfat.

"The second question, the poetry fill-in-the-blank question, is written like this. The Chinese teacher snorted coldly and said: "The first question, I don't know when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, the sound of wind and rain at night, and how many chrysanthemums burst." ”

"The second question: chirp and chirp, rooster plugs in hen, don't hear the sound of the machine, but smell all the bases. The third question: Jun lives at the head of the Yangtze River, I live at the end of the Yangtze River, **** Sijun does not see you, and we go to steal love together. The fourth question: When is the spring flower and autumn moon, how much do you know about the past, Xiaolou had the east wind last night, so the country is unbearable to look back at the moon, the carved fence and jade should still be there, but Zhu Yan changed, and asked you how much sorrow you can have, it is a group of eunuchs who go to the Qinglou. Do your eunuchs go up to the tower, what can your eunuchs do when they go up to the tower......

The whole class burst into bursts of laughter, so talented, this Qian Sanfat is simply too talented, this guy is definitely for Yincai!

Seeing that everyone was laughing, Qian Sanpang didn't care at all, but looked at everyone with contempt, and said secretly in his heart: "A group of stupid x, what do you know, Lao Tzu is called innovation! This is creativity, you don't understand! Hey, heroes are lonely, geniuses are even more lonely!"

Qian Sanpang suddenly had the feeling that the world's talents were better than me, and Li Shaolong was also shocked by Qian Sanpang's talent, this guy didn't want to be a comedy star, it was a waste!

"Essay question, are you happy? Finally said Qian Sanpang's essay question, the Chinese teacher glared at Qian Sanpang fiercely and said, "Topic: Are you happy?" ”

"Content: Am I happy? Do you want to know? If you want to know, reprint it first, and you can read it only after the content of this article is reprinted. The Chinese teacher took Qian Sanpang's test paper and pointed it out to everyone, and said in an incomparably loud atmosphere: "What do you look at after reprinting? Qian Qian, tell me what you want to reprint first, and how to reprint it?"

I saw that the content of Qian Sanpang's composition was written with a few words, and then in the lower corner, it was reprinted, shared, and liked.

"Teacher, you are outdated, reprint it, share it, share it, like it, I don't know this, why are you a teacher?" Qian Sanpang said with a look of disdain.

"You...... You...... You, if you don't hand in a 3,000-word review book to me today, you won't come to class in the future!"

"There are students who laugh at others now, and they won't laugh anymore later. The Chinese teacher took a deep breath and said, and then continued to announce the test results: "Huang Shan 98 points, Li Zhengnan 88 points, Li Shaolong 100." ”

Reading Li Shaolong's name, the Chinese teacher stopped, glanced at Li Shaolong, and seemed to have something to say, but soon he shook his head, Li Shaolong was already a hopeless rotten wood in his eyes, and he had already given up on him, so he didn't bother to talk about him.

"Hehe, Sister Xiaonan, Sister Xiaobei, Sister Xiaoxi, I said that I would definitely get a full score, don't you see that it is 100 points now?" Hearing his score, Li Shaolong smiled proudly, in fact, it was quite surprising to get so much Li Shaolong, after all, his composition class was messed up, could it be that a miracle appeared?

"Cut, what's there? The full score is 120 points, and you can only pass at best. ”

"That's it, love letter Oba, I'm going to be taller than you, hee-hee. ”

"No way, if you're taller than me, I'll ...... I'll ......," Li Shaolong said.

"What are you?"

"I'll make delicious food for you every day!" As soon as Li Shaolong's words fell, he heard the Chinese teacher announce the scores of Beigong Nan and Huang Qibei.

"Huang Qibei, 110 points, Beigong South 118 points. ”

"!" Li Shaolong couldn't help but scold, is this retribution? The third girl looked at Li Shaolong with a smile, which seemed to mean: Remember to cook new dishes tonight.

In the next few classes, the scores of mathematics, literature comprehensive, and English were announced, and Beigong Nan turned out to be the first in the whole grade, and the second place was Li Shaolong, while Huang Qibei was the fifth in the whole grade, and Wang Xiaoxi was in the hundredth.

Li Shaolong was a little surprised, with his own strength, he won the first place. What could be the second child? And it's still Beigong Nan who is standing on his head! It's not scientific, it's absolutely unscientific!

However, he didn't notice everyone's eyes at all, in the eyes of everyone, Li Shaolong turned out to be the second in the whole grade, this is unscientific, really unscientific.

It is definitely a very shocking thing that a ruffian student who sleeps in class every day and finds a place to smoke after class actually takes the second place in the whole grade at once, you must know that it is not the second place in the class, but the second place in the whole grade!