[1] Nature, wake up the vegetative man [I]
After crawling out of the pit, Li Xiaowu finally deeply realized what it is, if you don't die, you won't die. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Patting the dust on his body, Li Xiaowu looked up at Klee and asked with a blank eye, "Is Klee's breakfast ready, I'm already hungry with my chest on my back." ”
"Eat, eat, eat... Just know how to eat, look at it, your current appearance is almost the same as the homeless man on the side of the road.
Hurry up and go to the house to take a shower, and when you finish taking a shower, my breakfast will be almost ready. After stopping laughing, Keli walked towards the house and looked at Li Xiaowu angrily.
"Cluck.... Li, you are disgusted by my sister. Lin stood next to Li Xiaowu and gloated.
Looking at Klee who had entered the room, Li Xiaowu reached out and grabbed Lin's hair, and then laughed, "Hehe, let you laugh at me, now that you are the same as me, I see how you still laugh at me, hey." ”
Touching his unkempt hair, Lin was like a lioness.
Lin chased after Li Xiaowu with his teeth and claws, and scolded Li Xiaowu angrily, "Li, I want to die with you, ahhh......h I'll kill you. ”
Li Xiaowu said with a grin while dodging Lin's attack, "Come on, come on, come on, wait until you catch up with me."
Hahaha..... If you want to catch up with me, at your speed, I guess there is no hope in this life. ”
Running and running, Lin suddenly remembered his sister's trick to deal with Li Xiaoxiao, so Lin stopped chasing and looked at Li Xiaowu with tears in his eyes;
"Li, you bully me, you bully me a little girl, you are a big man, bully me a little girl who is underage, you think it is very fulfilling, right?"
Although he smelled a hint of conspiracy, Li Xiaowu, as a manly husband, finally chose to surrender with a bitter face.
After seeing that Li Xiaowu had been deceived, Lin suddenly climbed onto Li Xiaoxiao's body, making his already messy hair even more messy, and said with a smile after finishing it, "Hehe... The hero is sad about the beauty level, it seems that I am still a little beauty, hehe. ”
Stretching out his hand to get Lin off his body, Li Xiaowu walked towards the house without looking back, "Big fool, I really thought I had won, look at the clothes on your body and your palms." ”
Looking at his dirty clothes, and then at his black palms, Lin immediately roared angrily;
"Ahh Li, I'm going to duel with you, I'm going to fight you alone, it's a man, you come out and fight with me. ”
A towel fell from the sky and covered Lin's head, and then Li Xiaowu in the house shouted with a smile, "Who dares to fight you alone?"
Just your little arms and legs, if I punch down, then I won't have to take care of you for the rest of your life, give you a towel, wipe your face clean, don't go into the house and scare your sister. ”
Taking off the towel on his head, Lin muttered in a low voice while wiping the stains off his body, "Hmph, bad Li, when I grow up in the future, see how I seduce you, I will definitely take revenge when the time comes, you have this revenge for soiling my clothes now, hum." ”
After Li Xiaowu entered the house, he hurriedly ran into the bathroom and began to take a bath, and after taking a shower and changing into the clean clothes handed over by Keli, Li Xiaowu walked out of the bathroom with a smile on his face.
Lin, who was eating breakfast at the table, pointed to a large plate of burgers in front of her, and pouted, "What are you laughing at, hurry up and eat your breakfast."
Hmph, I made it for you, super large, a lot of burgers, I can't finish it, you just wait for my sister to clean it up...... It's beautiful. ”
Li Xiaowu took out a delicate necklace and looked at Lin with a smile and said, "Little girl, do you want it, hehe.... This is a limited edition, and there is only one butterfly flower necklace in the world. ”
Taking over Li Xiaowu's necklace, Lin said with a smile, "Li, our previous grievances have been written off, where did you buy this necklace, look good." ”
After sitting down at the table, Li Xiaowu looked at Lin while eating a hamburger and drinking milk, and said with a smile on his face;
"I don't know who made this chain, but I do know that it's very expensive. ”
Lin hung the necklace around his neck while looking at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile, "Li, it's good-looking, hehe... This chain is very expensive, how expensive is it, is it worth 10,000 dollars?"
Li Xiaowu stopped eating the hamburger, looked at Lin Man's face and said seriously, "At least ten times the cost of 10,000 US dollars, you wear it carefully, don't wait to be robbed, and run to me to cry again." ”
Keli in the kitchen, hearing the conversation between Li Xiaowu and Lin, ran to Li Xiaowu's face, and said with a smile on her face;
"Li, you can't favor one over the other, what about my necklace, take it out quickly, hehe..." ”
Reaching out and taking out a necklace in the shape of a maple leaf, and handing it to Keli, Li Xiaowu said with a wry smile on his face, "I know, you are eavesdropping, I .......... talk to Lin." ”
Boom Boom Boom ..... The sound of a row of luxury cars appearing interrupted Li Xiaowu's speech.
Under the gaze of Li Xiaoxiao, the luxury car stopped at the door of Keli's house, and then five tall bodyguards got out of the car, and after the bodyguards, a man about thirty years old stepped out of the car.
The man and the bodyguard walked into Ke Li's house, looked at Li Xiaowu, and said with a smile on his face, "You must be Dr. Li, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is SL, and I admire your medical skills." ”
After eating the last bite of the hamburger, Li Xiaowu wiped his hands and mouth, stood up and shook hands with the man, "It's nice to meet you, I'm Li, sir, can I ask about the patient's condition?"
The man nodded, and said with a bitter face, "The patient is my father, my father was in a car accident 30 years ago, and this car accident left him in a vegetative state, and he slept in a hospital bed for thirty years.
I heard about your deeds some time ago, and then I used a lot of connections to get your registration through the special department, Dr. Li, please, you must cure my father. ”
"Vegetative people. Li Xiaowu pondered for a moment, then looked at the man, and asked with a serious face, "Your father, did you particularly like to listen to any songs before, such as Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Madonna, the songs they sang." ”
The man thought for a while, looked at Li Xiaowu, and said with a serious face, "My father used to be Madonna's [male] friend, so he is very fond of Madonna's songs, as long as it is her song, he likes to listen to every one." ”
Nima, this guy's father is amazing, even the queen Madonna has been hot, hehe...
Suppressing the obscene thoughts in his heart, Li Xiaowu looked at Klee and Lin, and said with a smile on his face, "Which of you can sing Madonna's song, and if you can sing it, come with me, and when you come back, I can give her a commission." ”
As soon as they heard that there was money to be made, Klee and Lin rushed to shout, "I, I, I, I will do Madonna's songs, Li you take me there, my commission is lower than my sister's." ”
"Lin, you eat me, drink me, live with me, and now that you are still coming to compete with me for a job, do you believe that tomorrow, I will drive you back to school to live?"
Lin didn't back down at all, looked at Klee and said with a smile, "I sing better than you, this is an indisputable fact, and it's over, today's holiday, I don't need you to say it, I will also go to school, hum." ”
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An hour later, Li Xiaowu used the Demon God Acupuncture to open up the nerves and senses in the patient's body, and then looked at Klee and Lin Dao;
"You two take turns singing or singing together, anyway, you have to sing him to me today. ”
Looking at the vegetative man on the bed, Klee and Lin pouted, and said with grievances on their faces, "Li, you bully people, how can we wake up a vegetative person?" )