"Are you serious? Do you know what you're talking about? Boy, are you serious?"

In a room, Li Shaolong's brows furrowed slightly, he looked at Qian and asked, "Are you serious?"

Outside the window, it is very prosperous, the traffic is busy, and from time to time you can see a plane passing through the air, making a "boom" sound.

It has been several days since Li Shaolong returned to the First Province of the Divine Realm, and he stayed in Aolai Country before, cultivating diligently every night, and he had a sore back and weak legs. I have to say that no matter how strong a man is, he can't fill the deep hole of dissatisfied women, especially those old virgins who have lived for hundreds of years, once they know the benefits of the joy of men and women, they are definitely like a pumping machine, pumping

Li Shaolong can be regarded as having read countless women, but he was still made to be vain the next day.

Fortunately, Li Shaolong is a man with some strength, otherwise after half a month, he will definitely become a dried meat, and maybe the bones that will be eaten will not be saved.

Li Shaolong stayed in the country of Aolai for a month, and then fled in a gloomy manner, as for the third daughter, he was detained in the country of Aolai, hey, think about Li Shaolong is really a little aggrieved, as the emperor of the gods, he can do whatever he wants in the Western world, but in the country of Aolai, he can only hold his tail and be a man. But there is no way, no matter how strong the strength is, if you are against the country of Aolai, you can only flee in disgrace, no way, who makes the country of Aolai more strong.

I don't know, I was shocked when I saw it, there were a lot of strong people in the Aolai Kingdom, and they were also quite strong and strong, no wonder even the Heavenly Court didn't dare to start a war with the Aolai Kingdom easily.

After leaving the country of Aolai, he returned to the first province of the God Realm, but on the first day of his return, he received a rather frightening news that this guy Qian was going to become a monk!

Money wants to become a monk, money wants to become a monk, money wants to become a monk!

"You kid want to think, if you become a monk, you can't drink, you can't eat meat, and you can't play with women, now you are the leader of the first province in the god realm, what do you want to eat?" Li Shaolong's eyes widened, and he said: "Even if it's dragon meat and phoenix meat, you can eat it as long as you want to, and now you actually say that you want to become a monk, are your brains showing? Did you shoot all your brains when you masturbated at night?"

"If you become a monk, you have to abide by the rules and precepts, can you keep it? When a monk can't even think about women, can you do it? Besides, if you become a monk, your old Qian family will really lose the country and extinct the species, for the sake of your old Qian family, you have to think hard and think about it." Li Shaolong said bitterly.

As soon as Li Shaolong came back, he actually knew that Qian was going to become a monk, which scared Li Shaolong a lot.

"Boss, I was a Buddha in my previous life, so my fate is already doomed. Qian Fat said: "I was originally a Buddha who fell into the mortal world, I awakened the memory of my previous life, and it is time to return to the Western Heavens." When I was just born, there was a lightning bolt in the sky, and then the words "born for the Buddha" were written on the glass window of the hospital, and I already knew that I was a living Buddha walking in the world. It's time to go West, it's time to go West. ”

"Guixi, are you dead?" Li Shaolong couldn't help but glance at him and said, "Honestly, what are you going to do!"

What awakens the memory of the previous life, what the previous life is a Buddha, these deceive others are okay, Li Shaolong definitely does not believe that this guy Qian is a Buddha. Even if Qian is a Buddha, he is not a serious Buddha.

"I have worried about the loss of the Brahman, enter the mountains and don't fall into the city, the world is safe and perfect, live up to the truth, Amitabha Buddha ......" Sure enough, Qian smiled slightly and said: "Boss, I practice the Buddha of Joy, you must know that in the West, there are not only monks, but also female aunts, and those female aunts are all quite beautiful and beautiful, you say that if I don't go to the west to take a walk, I am sorry for those girls, sorry for those believers?" I want to open up the light to the majority of female believers, to send warmth to the majority of female aunts, and to send happiness to those female bodhisattvas. ”

"I've already told them the conditions, for people to enter the Western Heaven Elysium, they must give me cultivation resources, are these cultivation resources, hehe...... You know, I don't have any other hobbies. ”

This guy laughed, he was still so evil, this Li Shaolong was relieved, and at the same time secretly sighed for the West, who did the West offend?

Yes, he is a scourge to the West, so let him be a scourge. It's better than the first province of the Heavenly Disaster God Realm.

"Damn, your dream is great, or I'll join you. Li Shaolong couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said, sure enough, this guy's head was not damaged by the door panel, but the sperm worm got on his brain.

"Hey...... I'm sorry, we have a fate to receive Buddhism, and I am really the reincarnation of the Buddha. Qian said.

"The devil believes you. Li Shaolong couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"Boss, I am really the reincarnation of the Buddha. ”

“……”

Regardless of whether Li Longxuan wanted it or not, Qian still left, or went to the Western Elysium, and followed the Buddha of Shantan Merit. This time, I don't know when I will be able to meet this little brother again.

Li Shaolong couldn't help but sigh secretly, in fact, the choice of money was right, he may really be the reincarnation of the Buddha.

Shrek stayed in the orc world, and this guy Qian went to the Western Elysium to be a Buddha, hey, what are the fewer and fewer friends around him?

"Li Shaolong, come out quickly, I know you're back, come out, come out and give us an explanation!"

"Where is the person in charge of the first province of the Divine Realm, come out for us quickly, come out for us quickly. ”

"The executioner of the first province of the divine realm, Li Shaolong, come out for us, and the executioner of the first province of the divine realm, Li Shaolong, come out quickly!"

"Butcher, demon, come out, come out!"

"You butchers, you demons!"

“……”

Suddenly, a huge noise rang out, and Li Shaolong's brows couldn't help frowning slightly, what kind of situation is this? Someone came to look for me, but who was looking for me?

Well, what's going on?

Li Shaolong hurriedly walked to the window, looked outside, and then frowned even tighter.

Then, a wave of anger erupted from Li Shaolong's body. ！