Chapter Ninety-Six: Fight, Fight, Rob!

At night, Zhang Yu left Liu's private hospital, and he didn't let Liu Xin drive him because he wanted to walk around by himself. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Zhang Yu stood on an overpass, looking at the traffic coming and going below, although it was already late at night, the cars on the street did not decrease in the slightest.

The breeze was blowing, and the weather in early spring was still a little cool, and Zhang Yu enjoyed this feeling very much.

And when Zhang Yu walked into a small alley, he found that there were actually two people in front of him!

"Huh, how is this scene so familiar?" Zhang Yu suddenly had this idea in his mind, and after thinking about it, he realized that it was in this small alley that he met Liu Xin, who was beaten and didn't even recognize his mother, and at that time he also walked in the alley to take a shortcut.

In the middle of the night, and it was a dark alley, two people stopped in front of them, and these two people were dressed very distinctively, with tank tops and pants, and a thumb-sized steel pipe on their shoulders. Seeing this, Zhang Yu suddenly understood that he seemed to be about to be robbed!

Sure enough, after Zhang Yu stood still, the two of them were still approaching Zhang Yu, and their messy hair looked very murderous, could it be that Brother Sharp appeared again?

"Hit. Beat. Robbery!" A relatively short and fat man was the first to speak, but the fat on his face shook as he spoke, and he was still a stammerer, so although he had tried very hard to pretend to be vicious, everything still seemed very happy.

"Go aside, I don't understand the words!" Seeing this, the tall thin man behind the short and fat man walked up, first slapped the short and fat man on the head, and then reprimanded him, before he looked at Zhang Yu, "What are you looking at, haven't you heard the robbery? Don't you hand over the money quickly, otherwise, don't blame the steel pipe in my brother's hand for not having eyes!"

Although the thin and tall man spoke very smoothly, the legs like bamboo poles were trembling slightly, although the trembling amplitude was very small.

When the uncle saw this, he was a little confused, this, this is the first time he has encountered a robbery in his life! Speaking of which, he is still a little excited in his heart!

But why are you two so far away from you? Aren't you robbing? Aren't you afraid that you will run away? The uncle was puzzled.

And the two robbers were even more frightened when they saw that Zhang Yu was indifferent to their threat. In fact, as long as you are a caring person, you can see that the two are definitely not experts in bandits, because the two of them are too unprofessional.

What Zhang Yu didn't know was that these two people were pitiful, they were young, and both of them wanted to come out and break into the world, in the ravines, they heard that the outside world was so bright and colorful, so with a yearning for the metropolis, the two left their hometowns and began to follow a fellow who had worked to come out to explore the world.

It's a pity that the two of them have no culture, they don't know any craftsmanship, they don't look like, and they are even a little sorry for the audience, plus they are too simple, so they were left behind by their fellow villagers soon after.

Of course, it can't be regarded as a drop, because their fellow villagers gave them the money to go home to buy tickets, but these two children who have not been "polluted" were cheated out of money as soon as they turned around, and now the two of them are completely dumbfounded, the village can't go back, and the villagers can't be contacted, how can a "miserable" word!

In the past few days, the two of them have slept on the bench in the park, eaten buns that others have gnawed off their meat hearts, and drank tap water.

But they need money to go home, and in desperation, the two had to choose the one they played on TV, becoming the legendary heroes of the green forest, and having a show: I planted this tree, and I drove this road! This is also the only way they can think of to make money!

However, what the two didn't know was that in fact, there were very few people walking in this small alley, let alone in the middle of the night, and people who were a little normal would not choose to walk this gloomy alley. Zhang Yu is just because he is bold and wants to take a shortcut.

And the virgin robbery of their robbers was dedicated to Zhang Yu and to this uncle.

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"Uh, I don't know how much the two heroes cost?" Zhang Yu asked, naturally because he could see at a glance that the two were not professional at all, and they were not even amateurs.

"Two, twenty, oh no, no, five, fifty!" Hearing Zhang Yu ask how much it cost, the short and fat robber was instantly happy, and said excitedly, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong, so he turned around and asked the master man, "By the way, bamboo pole, how much do we need to go back to the village?"

Seeing this, Zhang Yu almost burst out laughing, are you really robbing?

Syllable~

The short and fat man replied with another slap on the wrist, "Stupid!

The tall thin man looked at the short and fat man with an expression of hatred for iron, and then shouted fiercely at Zhang Yu: "Fifteen!"

Bang~

Zhang Yu fell to the ground in an instant, originally hearing the words of the thin and tall man to the short and fat man, Zhang Yu thought that he was going to hand it all over himself? This is a robber, okay, but ...... Well, it's me who overestimated you.

"Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo pole, look at him, yes, was he frightened, frightened, frightened by us? Why don't you fall suddenly, fall, fall?" The short and fat man was startled when he saw Zhang Yu suddenly fall to the ground.

"But, maybe!" said Bamboo Pole uncertainly.

In the frightened eyes of the two, Zhang Yu rolled his eyes and got up, didn't he look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, why did he encounter these two best today?

"Okay, where is the village of the two of you?" Zhang Yu understood, it turned out that these two people robbed themselves in order to get money to return to the village, looking at the methods of the two, Zhang Yu knew that these two people were national treasures in China, and they were pitiful. So, the enthusiastic uncle planned to help the two.

"We live in Gualu Village!" replied the short and fat man.

"Can you be specific?"

"We live in the second group of Gualu Village!"

“……”

"Take out your ID cards and I'll take a look!" Seeing that it was really difficult to communicate, Zhang Yu planned to take a look at their information himself, so as to find out how much their tickets cost.

"You, what are you going to do?" However, when they heard Zhang Yu's request, the two of them showed a vigilant look, because they were cheated of their money a few days ago. Some people said that they wanted to buy tickets for them, because the two were illiterate and did not know what the specific name of their hometown was, so the man said that he wanted to see their ID cards, and the two of them readily agreed without much thought, and the two fools gave their wallets together!

And the man was also surprised and surprised, there was still such a fool in these years? In order to teach the two of them a very useful lesson, the man picked up his wallet and ran, and took out the money and lost their bags as he ran. In the end, the two only picked up their own bags, and the crook had already disappeared into the crowd.

Although the two of them were simple, the second time they encountered such a thing, the two still had a trace of suspicion about Zhang Yu. This man can't be a liar again, is he? But one thing is that the two of them have completely forgotten who they are now - robbers!

"I said, do you two know that robbery is illegal!" In the face of two simple national treasures, Zhang Yu said that he was very helpless, and it was obviously not possible to use the strong one, so he could only follow the good path.

"This, this, this, I, of course we know, but, but I, what can we do, how can we? I, we just want to go home, woo~" Hearing Zhang Yu's words, the short and fat man instantly became anxious, and actually cried out as he spoke, the city is really too dangerous!

"Fat man, why are you crying? Shame on you!" Seeing this, the bamboo pole was also a little choked, but he couldn't hold back and didn't cry, because although he hadn't been in this city for long, he knew that tears didn't work in this city at all.

The bamboo pole's mind is a little more flexible than the fat man, and when the two are together, he has always been in charge, and the fat man's heart collapsed, but he can't show the slightest cowardice, otherwise the two of them will really be finished.