Chapter 302: Who Egged Whose Grandson
"Big, big river let go...... ...... pain" Wu Laoer's neck tightened suddenly, and he immediately felt unable to breathe, he gritted his teeth and spit out a few words, a pair of eyes almost popped out, looking at Da Jiang's hideous face, he was scared silly, "You, what are you doing......?" Alas!"
"I warn you! If you dare to catch a fox in the future, I will peel you off with my own hands!" Dajiang's appearance was simply fierce, but what came out of his throat was indeed a woman's voice, which was really terrifying!
"Okay! I ...... Can't...... Wu Lao Er trembled and made a hoarse sound, and suddenly felt that his body was light, and the whole person was lifted up by Da Jiang with his arm and thrown down under the city wall!
"Ouch!" Wu Lao Er was thrown into a bush, his butt fell so painfully, and when he got up and looked for Dajiang again, he was gone!
When he got home, Wu Lao Er heard that there was a commotion in Dajiang's house!
He knew that something was very wrong with Da Jiang, and since he walked out of the hole, Da Jiang's expression and voice seemed to have changed as if he had changed a person, and he vaguely felt that things were going to be troublesome!
When I ran to Dajiang's house, Wu Lao Er was dumbfounded, this is suitable for trouble, this is almost a world war!
Da Jiang was jumping at home, he didn't eat or drink water, he didn't speak when asked, but he jumped up and down at home one by one. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
There are a total of eight or nine chickens in the chicken coop in the yard, and as soon as he arrives in the yard, all the chickens are scared to run around!
He chased a fat old hen until he reached the chicken coop, and after seeing the old hen get into the chicken coop, he actually got most of his body into it, and escaped the old hen with both hands, twisted the chicken's neck off violently, and drank the blood flowing from the chicken's neck!
After drinking the chicken blood, he didn't even retreat the chicken feathers and began to eat meat, jumping on the fence while eating, and then climbed up to the roof of a three-story building, standing on the roof with his mouth full of blood, opening his mouth and screaming!
It wasn't until the surrounding neighbors were attracted by his voice that he jumped down from the three-story building like a clown, and the more onlookers there were, the more energetic they became, sometimes jumping back and forth several times!
Uncle Shan called a few young and strong young men who you love but couldn't restrain him, and it was easy to catch him tied to the stool, and he somehow untied the rope by himself, and then he jumped all over the world.
Day by day, except for chickens, mice and whatever, he doesn't eat anything else, and he doesn't care when others talk to him, he will look at people with a strange and strange look, and the people who look at it are hairy and panicked!
"In this way, it is indeed the wrong thing that Da Jiang did first!" After listening to the words of the thing on Da Jiang's body, I said coldly, "But you three great immortal families, you won't toss people like this, right?"
"Why can't we?" said the Xian family, "I have a family of more than ten or twenty people, some old and some young, the eldest is one or two hundred years old, and the youngest was just born yesterday! We are doing well, he threw firewood at our house to smoke us, almost beat one of our brothers to death, and broke his head! I heard that he will also give our skin to his girlfriend as a scarf!"
"That's right! He roasted both of my sons alive! I didn't tell him to jump into the fire, even if he was kind! Now it's just making a fuss about him, and it doesn't hurt his life!" The second immortal family on Da Jiang's body appeared again, and as he spoke, he angrily waved his arm and slapped Da Jiang in the face a few times, "How did we offend you! Kill my son! And bake it alive! I want to kill you! I really want to kill you!"
"And me! He covered me with his clothes, so frightened that I fell off the city wall, and almost fell to my death, I can't help but avenge this revenge!" This one should be a weasel, the guy who fell off the city wall when he fled, no wonder he jumped down from the third floor with Dajiang every day, it turned out to be revenge for Dajiang for making him fall off the cliff!
"Okay, even so, you've been tossing Dajiang for a while, you should be relieved, right?" I said helplessly, in fact, I don't want to be hard, after all, it was Dajiang who was wrong first, and even killed the two sons of the snake fairy, this sin is also a bit big, so I have to salute first and then soldiers, see if I can persuade them, it's really not good, and then consider doing it.
"No, he killed my two sons! If I don't kill him, I can't get rid of my anger!" the snake fairy said loudly, looking at me domineeringly.
"! You'd better kill him quickly! What are the inkblots after so long?" I know he doesn't dare, they are just tossing and tossing people, but if they really let them kill people, they will also go against the way of heaven, and they will be punished by heaven, and all the ways will be abolished whether it is a hundred years or two hundred years!
"Do you think I don't dare?!" The snake fairy family immediately said angrily, stretched out Dajiang's hands, twisted his neck up and down, and scolded me, "Believe it or not, I twisted this guy's head off and avenged my son!"
I raised my eyebrows and said, "If you are not afraid of heaven's punishment, you will get his head off!" I am here to watch, after you take his head off, will a thunder come out of the sky and chop you alive!"
"Little Taoist, you'd better not be nosy!" Fox Daxian's voice appeared again, as if he was looking for the snake fairy family under the steps, it stretched out his finger and pointed at my nose and said, "No matter how powerful you are, you are also a hairy little Taoist, how many catties and taels can you have?" I Hu Daxian has practiced for four hundred and eighty-two years and one month, the snake fairy has practiced for almost three hundred years, and Lao Huang has been practicing for almost a hundred years, do you think that with your own ability, you can beat our three immortals?"
"Phew! Don't be ashamed!" I was not polite, and spat on the ground and scolded back, "You are just objects that have become refined in cultivation, how can you be embarrassed to call yourself a fairy family! Stinky and shameless! I just respected you that cultivation is not easy, and it takes hundreds of years of work to cultivate your body, and I remember your hard work, so I politely call you a fairy family! Now you don't give face to you who have a discussion with a few hairy beasts, and I won't be polite to you! You are a Li'er, but you don't have that life, do you know? No matter how bad Dajiang is, he has changed his body in this life, and people can stand up and walk on two legs without practicing! This is stronger than you have practiced for hundreds of years! In the final analysis, man is the head of all things, and he has made a mistake against you, so I will tell him to change it! Ask him to compensate you! Do what you can to meet your requirements! But if you are so unreasonable and unforgiving, don't blame me for being unkind! If you want to fight with me, okay! Brother, I'm in a panic! If you have the ability, you can draw a debut, let's compare here on the spot! Who's egging on who's grandson!" (To be continued.) )