Chapter 206: Drama Battle
"What the hell is this?"
Before the adventurers could complain, the Demon King himself scolded: "What is the 'Demon King's Fat'?" Didn't you say that it was called 'Demon King's Evil Armor'? Lin, you bastard, make it clear to Lao Tzu! Can Lao Tzu's body be called fat? It's clearly muscles! Soft and thick muscles! ”
Lili looked down at the props on her phone, and then snorted coldly: "Cut, it really doesn't work, the setting of this game is terrible." Hey, Demon King, make a move, what game do you want to play with this star? I advise you not to mention any games that compare fat and weight, otherwise this star will not play with you. ”
Charlie was on fire at this time, and when he heard her say this, he suddenly said angrily: "You should be the emperor...... Oh no, are you as shameless as you are? Hmph, since you're a star, I'll ravage you in what you do best, and let you know how stupid it is to offend the Demon King. ”
"Huh? Do you have to compare your acting skills with this star? ”
"Exactly!" Charlie raised his head and shouted: "Xiao Huang, you dog, don't snicker on it, hurry up and arrange it for Lao Tzu!" ”
The bald fat man was right, Huang Mo, Zhu Xiao, and Wang Wu were laughing in the monitoring room on the basement floor at the moment, and they didn't expect the Demon King's skill name to be so appropriate.
Huang Mo covered his sore stomach and clicked on the broadcast button: "Ahem, since you want to compare acting skills, then I will invite a few judges to be judges." ”
"No way!" Charlie waved his hand, "Those people pay too much attention to commercial elements!" ”
Lili laughed at him and said, "What? Are you worried about deducting points for your stage image? Ha, your strange appearance is the most likely to cause upsets. ”
Huang Mo thought for a while and said, "If you two can trust me, then I will find three performance experts who don't know you and don't care about your appearance and reputation to be judges, I can guarantee their professional quality, how about it?" ”
Charlie: "Yes. ”
Lili: "Whatever, as long as they're not blind." ”
"Great, please wait."
Zhu Xiao and Wang Wu saw the love hound take out another mobile phone, and said a bunch of things to someone they didn't understand, and then laughed and said, "It's done!" The three judges are ready, and the content of the performance is up to the two of them to decide, but ...... Hehe, in order to save time, please perform together in ten minutes. ”
"Is it a rival play? It doesn't matter, this star should be obliged to help the citizens of Yuyi City improve their acting skills. ”
"I accept it, hum, I'm afraid that some actors can't keep up with the rhythm of this demon king."
"So, the game begins!"
Lili immediately pointed at Charlie and scolded: "Where are you a fool?" Why didn't you kneel after seeing Princess Ben? ”
People were stunned when they saw this, and Wang Wu pointed to the screen and asked, "Brother Huang, Lili, what are you doing here?" ”
"What? Hey, attack! Huang Mo sneered, "She preemptively set each other's roles to give herself an advantage." Let's ask Charlie, the mayor who is usually high, to play a commoner of the opposite sex at this time, will he be comfortable? If he kneels, it will be equivalent to losing the momentum of the opening, but if he doesn't kneel, how will he take the play? ”
"Oh, I see, that's amazing! It seems that they are not only comparing acting skills, but also scheming and adaptability. Wang Wu and Zhu Xiao both kept nodding.
But something that surprised them even more happened immediately, Charlie sighed and said softly: "I can't kneel to you, because I ...... I'm your mother! ”
Zhu Xiao exclaimed, "What? How else can you do that? ”
Huang Mo smiled: "Of course, take advantage of the loopholes in the other party's setting to counterattack, change the central plot of this play, and compete for the initiative." ”
"Bold!" Lili said angrily: "You crazy woman, you dare to humiliate this palace!" Sin deserves death! I understand, it must be the royal sister who sent you to slander me! ”
Charlie let out another long sigh: "What I said is true, let me ask you, do you have three moles on your chest?" ”
Zhu Xiao and Wang Wu glanced at each other, and then looked at Huang Mo together: "Is this true?" ”
"It's true...... Oh no! I don't know if it's true! Aren't you going to look for Lili's light? There are many more on the Internet! Huang Mo gave them a roll of his eyes.
Zhu Xiao felt embarrassed, but Wang Wu immediately picked up his mobile phone to look on the Internet, and soon had an answer: "Really!" And the location is ...... Belch...... Three moles play with pearls......"
"Lao Wang, pay attention to the impact!" Zhu Xiao hurriedly covered his mouth, "It's too bad now, the princess's private parts are known to civilians, and Lili is afraid that she will have to take this ...... Hey? Lao Huang, how do you know that there are such photos on the Internet? ”
"Don't care about the useless details! Watch the play honestly! ”
"Haha, Hongu thought you were blind, but now it seems that you are more like a deaf person. Everyone in the world knows that this palace is the reincarnation of a three-star fairy, and those three moles are proof of it! Lili seems to have set herself up as a shameless princess.
"Alas, you have been deceived, and the world has been deceived. In fact, the three moles on your chest are the tattoos I made after giving birth to you, just to make it easier for our mother and daughter to recognize each other. ”
"Save your lie that you can't even fool a three-year-old child." Lili smiled: "Let me ask you, do you dare to confess your blood with me?" ”
"This ......" Charlie, who is most afraid of bleeding and getting fat, is caught in a weak spot, "how can a mother in the world want her children to bleed?" Alas, I knew you would be suspicious, and I ask you, do you have any marks elsewhere? ”
Lili frowned, unable to guess the fat man's plan: "It's gone!" ”
"Wrong! There is also a thumb-sized birthmark next to the Baihui acupoint on your head, which no one knows about except my biological mother. ”
"Joke! Do you say there is? ”
"Then please check it out to anyone present."
Bobo, who is tall, walked up to Lili, brushed her hair and took a picture with his phone.
"Really...... It's really ......" Lili panicked after seeing the photo, no one can see the birthmark under her hair, and she has never heard her mother say, how did this dead fat man find out?
"If that's not proof...... Charlie walked two quick steps to the number seven female star.
"You...... What do you want? ”
The bald fat man fell to his knees with a "poof", his overloaded body shook the ground, and Lili stood unsteadily and took a few steps back.
"Everyone has seen it, she can't stand the kneeling of her biological mother, and her head is dizzy and weak!"
I was clearly shocked by your weight! Lili gritted her teeth with hatred for the bald fat man at this time, but she had to admit that she was at a disadvantage. No way! If you can't recognize your relatives, you will lose if you hand over the initiative.
"Well, now I have to tell the truth." Lili also sighed like Charlie, "Actually, my daughter, my daughter died a long time ago, and I was just reborn through her body...... Souls from the future. Have you ever heard of the word traverser? ”[.]