The next day, at four o'clock in the afternoon, in a certain bar box, three big men were lying on the sofa in different postures. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lu Ziqiao is still tied with a rope, and people who don't know think that he played some exciting game with a group of beautiful women yesterday, and Zhang Wei is also unconscious when he uses the cloth of flying chess as a quilt on his body.

And the slut used to lie on the other half of the sofa, and he was still shouting a funnel in his mouth, which the beauties used when they poured him wine last night.

"What time are you up?" At this time, Zhang Wei woke up, but obviously his consciousness was not very clear, one hand reached out and groped a few times to grab Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, opened his sleepy eyes and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's watch, and found that the hour hand pointed to "4", and immediately fell asleep again with peace of mind. But......

Half a minute later......

"Ahh It's four o'clock! ”

A high pitch sounded comparable to dying for him, directly shattering the glasses of the guests in the restaurant downstairs.

And in the box, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were finally woken up. Lu Ziqiao also said quite calmly: "What are you panicking about, maybe it's only four o'clock in the morning!" ”

"That's it!" Zeng Xiaoxian also had nothing to do with himself, he staggered to the window and opened the curtains, and suddenly a strong light stimulated his eyes, "Wow~ What a big moon!" ”

"Oops, I'm late!" Zhang Wei was completely panicked, the marriage was a big event, but he was missed by himself, so it's no wonder if he didn't panic!

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "What time does your wedding start?" ”

"Twelve o'clock at noon."

"Oh, then you don't seem to be late, but you 'missed' your own wedding!"

Gurgle~ Being mended by Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei's already bad mood was even worse, and he was very angry thinking about the two of them and roared: "Thank you for reminding me!" ”

As a result, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, the two heartless guys, solemnly replied, "No thanks, it should be." ”

……

When the three of them were missing the wedding and looking for a "legitimate reason", in the love apartment, Tang Youyou received a call from a crew.

"Director, don't worry, what I'm best at is playing a rural woman during the Anti-Japanese War! You name it, I'll write it down. As soon as he heard that there was a play, Tang Youyou was very excited.

wiped the "weapon" I took from the crew yesterday, and found a note again and again to start recording.

"Daddy is dead,

The child is lost,

Mother-in-law is crazy,

Myself was ...... The devil is ruined? Then I met Kuroko. Eh, who is the director? Is it the Eight Roads? Oh it's the militia, there's no culture? It's okay, I just have culture, what? I don't have much culture. ……”

Later, Tang Youyou found a doll as a sunspot and started to try out, but at this time, Hu Yifei ran over undeadly, but as soon as she opened the door, she heard Tang Youyou's earth-shattering cry, so she misunderstood gorgeously.

Then Tang Youyou showed Hu Yifei his stunt - doing twenty empty hand flips in a row!

……

At this time, Uncle Zhang Yu was also hungry, and he couldn't cook, so he had to go downstairs to find something to eat, speaking of which, since Wanyu left, his life was really bitter, because Lin Wanyu left not long ago, Chen Meijia didn't know what reason left the love apartment, and now if she wants to eat, she can only find Hu Yifei. But Hu Yifei is really not suitable for cooking!

When the uncle just went downstairs, he happened to meet Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, who came back.

"Yo, two handsome guys, didn't Zhang Wei come with you?" Zhang Yu looked at the two and asked?

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at each other, how could the uncle seem to know something?

"Ahem, uncle, Zhang Wei still has his own affairs, besides, he doesn't live with us, what is he doing here?" Lu Ziqiao coughed twice in embarrassment, after all, he caused Zhang Wei to miss his wedding, and he still felt a little unbearable in his heart.

"Well, that's right, let's go in first." At this time, Zhang Yu couldn't care about looking for food, because he didn't want to miss that wonderful scene.

Inside 3602, Guan Gu was wiping a katana while explaining this to Hu Yifei with a very innocent expression. It turned out that Hu Yifei felt that Tang Youyou was attracted to Lu Ziqiao because he had never seen the world, so he asked Guan Gu to magically show her manly side and let her divert her attention and not waste time on Lu Ziqiao.

As a result, because of a cat, Guan Gu magically became a "pervert" inexplicably!

It just so happened that at this time, Zhang Yu and the three of them walked in, and as soon as they saw Lu Ziqiao, Hu Yifei was angry, "Lu Ziqiao, did you come back with a lot of trouble?" ”

"Wow, Yifei, how do you know that? Could it be that Zhang Wei came back first? When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he thought that Hu Yifei knew that Zhang Wei had missed his wedding.

"Zhang Wei? What happened to Zhang Wei? Hu Yifei heard Zeng Xiaoxian talk about Zhang Wei, and he was also puzzled.

As a result, Lu Ziqiao said very generously: "Zhang Wei overslept on the single night last night, so he missed his wedding!" ”

Hearing Lu Ziqiao's words, Hu Yifei, who was already angry, was about to burst into anger, and the uncle hurriedly took a step back, now Hu Yifei can't be provoked!

"Lu Ziqiao, you lack virtue, you'd rather demolish ten temples than break a marriage, don't you know?"

Hearing Hu Yifei's reprimand, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still ostriche-like just now, immediately dropped his discipline and stood beside Hu Yifei, "That's it, I just said that I watched a bitter drama at home, and there will definitely be no such evil consequences!" Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously.

It's a pity that Hu Yifei didn't buy it, this guy had a lot of fun yesterday! was glared at by Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian risked his head and obediently stood beside Lu Ziqiao.

"You are all abnormal, especially you, Lu Ziqiao, first turned right to the newlywed boy, and then deceived the ignorant girl, such a big mess, I can't clean it up!"

"Ignorant girl?" When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he frowned, and after thinking about it, he threw out a sentence, "Ignorant girl, which one are you talking about?" ”

“……”

"Okay, Yifei, don't be angry, it's not worth it! By the way, Yifei, have you cooked? At this time, Uncle Zhang Yu stood up at the right time and asked.

When Hu Yifei heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes, since Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia left, Uncle Zhang Yu has become a super otaku, and he goes to his place every day to eat and drink. But Hu Yifei doesn't mind, she won't be dissatisfied with Zhang Yu for a few meals, and Lu Zhanbo has also traveled around the world, so it would be a good thing to have someone to eat with her. Of course, it would be even better if there was no slut, this guy knows how to eat!

At this time, Tang Youyou walked over from 3601, and Hu Yifei was the first to see Tang Youyou, "Na~ This is it." ”

Everyone looked back, and as a result, Lu Ziqiao's face instantly became very exciting, Tang Youyou and Lu Ziqiao "looked at each other affectionately", and Lu Ziqiao slowly walked towards Tang Youyou.

At this time, Guan Gu looked at it magically, and immediately sighed: "Alas~ Tragedy! ”

"Why are you here?"

"Ziqiao?"

The brief dialogue between the two, if Zhang Yu hadn't read the original book, would have been deceived by this scene.

And the next moment, in full view of everyone, the style of painting changed abruptly.

"Little aunt, you won't say it sooner when you come!" A Sichuan dialect directly expresses the relationship between the two.

Guan Gu was magical, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly grew up when they heard it, "Little aunt? ”

"Why didn't you come back, your mother told you to rent me a house!" Tang Youyou is also a standard Sichuan dialect, and he slapped Lu Ziqiao quite distinctively as he spoke.

"This is what you call an ignorant girl, an amorous young woman?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Tang Youyou and Lu Ziqiao with a strange face, they would never have thought that the two were actually related.

And Uncle Zhang Yu was about to laugh and cry when he saw this, this group of funny!

"This is my little aunt, Tang Youyou." Lu Ziqiao introduced.

Tang Youyou is also a very lively girl, and immediately said: "We already know each other, this is Yifei, this is the uncle, and this is ......" Tang Youyou was still very happy when he said the first two, but when he saw Guan Gu's magic, he shrunk his neck. She was indeed frightened by Guan Gu, who had just been covered in "blood", holding a knife and holding a cat.

"It's a pervert!" Hu Yifei turned out to be a talker.

"I'm not!" Guan Gu Magic immediately denied it.

Originally, Zeng Xiaoxian was looking forward to saying his mantra, but Hu Yifei directly ignored him!

"Are you relatives?" Hu Yifei asked, how do you look at it, the age of the two is not very similar to the relationship between aunt and nephew!

"Of course, I'm the thirteenth fucking sister!" Tang Youyou said happily.

"He's really fucking my thirteenth fucking sister, though I'm reluctant to admit it."

"But you always have to remember that I am your little aunt, good~" For Lu Ziqiao's unhappy face, Tang Youyou was not unhappy at all, but touched Lu Ziqiao's head.

"Your mother is really evil!"

"What a wicked!" Xianfei's pair of CPs ran out again to express their opinions.

But Guan Gu was a little confused by a few people, "Fuck...... Who is it? ”

……

Tang Youyou successfully joined the love apartment, and Zhang Wei on the other side also walked out of the hotel, unlike the anxiety in the afternoon, now he feels more relaxed than ever.

Xiaoli, is Zhang Wei's fiancée, oh no, it's the original fiancée, ran away with someone else, this should have been a very embarrassing thing, but I don't know why Zhang Yu felt ashamed just at the moment when he learned the truth of the matter, and then he was very relaxed.

Zhang Wei is just an orphan, and having nothing is used to describe him, not so much that he married Xiaoli, but that Xiaoli married him. Although he does like Xiaoli in his heart, he knows very well that Xiaoli doesn't like him, and his special status makes him under tremendous pressure every minute during his relationship with Xiaoli, and now the pressure seems to have been thrown off!

Out of the hotel, the taxi driver stretched out his head and handed Zhang Wei a note, only to see that it was written: If you come out alive, welcome to Love Apartment, 3602! The payment was made by Zeng Xiaoxian.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei smiled and took a taxi to the magical place of the love apartment, and the love apartment will also usher in a mythical beast - Pixiu.