187.Chapter 187
Chapter 187
"Why do you have to worship him?"
Under the noon sun, Li Qingmeng was so sunburned that she felt dizzy and dizzy, as if she would faint at any time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Hearing this, Li Qingmeng sighed, then shook his head again, and said, "This ...... Nothing, just wanting to worship him. ”
Seeing that Li Qingmeng was reluctant to speak, Tang Xiyue squatted down and said, "I'll help you, the two of you ...... quickly."
Li Qingmeng said: "I can't let people help, if you help me, Ye Huan will find an excuse." ”
Tang Xiyue was angry in her heart, and said: "But you can't do this, you will suffer from heat stroke, and don't you see it, Ye Huan doesn't want to accept you at all, he just deliberately tortures you and makes you retreat." ”
Li Qingmeng said: "If I do it, he won't accept me, it's his fault, if I can't do it, I have no reason to say anything." ”
Tang Xiyue was secretly annoyed, she didn't expect Li Qingmeng to be so stubborn, she was so angry that she stomped her feet, turned around and walked back to the small building.
In the small building, Ye Huan was blowing a comfortable air conditioner, drinking cool beer, and playing billiards with Zhang Zhaoxue.
And Tang Xiaoxiao stood there angrily, criticizing Ye Huan.
Tang Xiyue said: "If you don't accept it, you won't accept it, why suffer for her, now it's more than thirty degrees outside, and she will suffer from heat stroke at any time." ”
Ye Huan said helplessly: "I said I wouldn't accept it, but she has to worship me, what can I do." ”
Tang Xiaoxiao said: "Then you will accept her, you are not the king of heaven, people are willing to worship you, it is to give you face, you need to be so embarrassed!" ”
Ye Huan smiled and didn't say a word.
Zhang Zhaoxue said: "For cultivators, the relationship between master and apprentice is more important than heaven and earth, not a special fate, and cultivators will not accept apprentices easily. Not to mention just picking up a few millets, there are really people who promise to accompany the bed and sleep in order to apprentice to the teacher, which is actually nothing among cultivators. ”
Tang Xiyue listened to it and said, "Is it so serious? ”
Ye Huan smiled: "The art is not passed on lightly, how can the apprentice be so easy to accept." To put it mildly, if I want to accept apprentices, and those who want to apprentice can be ranked in the Pacific Ocean, why should I accept them, and find myself this trouble. ”
Zhang Zhaoxue said: "What if she can really pass your test?" ”
Ye Huan waved his hand and hit the black ball into the hole, he pursed his lips and smiled: "Don't worry, she can't pass." ”
The next day, Ye Huan had a good night's sleep, yawned early in the morning, went downstairs, and saw Li Qingmeng standing there holding a bowl of rice, and said, "I counted it clearly, a total of thirteen thousand two hundred grains, I don't believe you can count them." ”
Ye Huan's eyes widened and said, "You really count clearly, how can I take it seriously if I say it casually." ”
"You!" Li Qingmeng gritted her teeth angrily, she picked it up for a day and a night yesterday, and counted them one by one by the light of the flashlight at night, and finally became dizzy, and only squinted on the sofa for a while in the early morning.
Now he is exhausted, but Ye Huan actually said that he was joking!
Ye Huan yawned and said, "The real number is clear, there is no wrong count, right?" ”
"No, I've counted it three times, and one grain won't be wrong, and one won't be less."
"Hehe, it's really stupid, Officer Li, you're so stupid, you want to worship me as a teacher, I'm very embarrassed."
"You ......" Li Qingmeng gritted his teeth: "If you don't count like this, how can you count." ”
Ye Huan said: "I'll sell you a good man, once my master also gave me such a question, sprinkled a pot of millet on the ground, let me pick it up, count the number, it's a pot, if you count like this, you can't count it like this." ”
Li Qingmeng asked curiously: "How did you do it." ”
Ye Huan smiled and said, "I took advantage of the master's return to sleep, drove a group of chickens over, ate the rice grains cleanly, and then took a pot to the kitchen to fill a pot of rice." First count out a hundred grains, weigh them with a scale, then weigh them together, roughly estimate a number, and finally disguise yourself as pitiful, just make a difference, will the master really count it himself? ”
"This ......" Li Qingmeng didn't expect Ye Huan to use this method, she subconsciously said: "But we don't have chickens here?" ”
Ye Huan glanced at her helplessly: "So a stupid person like you can only use this stupid method, and a smart person like me can save a lot of effort." ”
Li Qingmeng's face was feverish, and then he immediately said: "You are opportunistic, anyway, I have already counted it clearly, you don't care what method I use!" You must take me now! ”
Ye Huan said: "You still lied to me, what I said is that we will talk about it after you count it clearly, pay attention, we will talk again!" I didn't say that if you pick up a few grains of rice, you will be taken as an apprentice. ”
Li Qingmeng was unconvinced, but Ye Huan did not say anything to death at that time, although she was angry, she had no way to do it.
"What else do you want me to do, just say it, I'll do it!"
Ye Huan thought for a while and said, "In this way, you kneel down first." ”
"Get on your knees?" Li Qingmeng's eyes widened and said, "What does apprenticeship have to do with kneeling?" ”
"It doesn't matter." Ye Huan said seriously: "It's just boring, I want to see what you kneel like, and I'm interested in this." ”
"You ......" Li Qingmeng's face turned red and glared at Ye Huan.
But seeing that Ye Huan had already set his eyes on the TV, he said indifferently: "If you don't want to kneel, forget it, go out and close the door, it's troublesome." ”
Li Qingmeng gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you think I won't kneel, I'll just kneel for you!" See what you say. ”
Shy and hateful, Li Qingmeng gritted her teeth and slowly knelt down in front of Ye Huan. Last time, because of Li Changfeng's incident, the Li family, except for Li Qingmeng, thought that everyone else knelt down for Ye Huan, but they didn't expect that they still didn't escape today.
Kneeling on the ground, Li Qingmeng glared at Ye Huan, and kept bullying with a plump chest. She exasperated, "Okay now, you're satisfied!" ”
Ye Huan glanced at it and said, "What's the use of kneeling, kowtow." ”
"And kowtow!" Li Qingmeng hated itchy, and his heart was ruthless, and he said, "Okay, I'll knock." ”
Touching the ground with both hands and touching the ground with his head, Li Qingmeng slammed Ye Huan's head.
Li Qingmeng held his head high and said, "Okay......"
I saw Ye Huan say slowly: "A thousand rings, kowtow to the end of the talk." ”
"You're deliberately humiliating me! I don't knock this head! Li Qing stood up dreamily.
"Where the door is, just knock if you don't want to. You really think I have a bad taste and like to watch people kowtow. Ye Huan casually pointed to the door.
Li Qingmeng turned around to leave, looking at her back, Ye Huan breathed a long sigh of relief.
This gentle panting sound was heard by Li Qingmeng, and she turned around abruptly and stared at Ye Huan.
Ye Huan was serious, looking at the TV with his eyes. Li Qingmeng gritted his teeth and looked at him, and said, "Are you very proud, thinking that I don't kowtow, so I'll kowtow to you!" When it's over, we'll see what you say. ”
Li Qingmeng knelt on the ground, touched the ground with his head, and banged his head.
When Zhang Zhaoxue and Tang Xiyue sisters came in, they happened to see this scene.
Zhang Zhaoxue glanced at it casually and said, "Oh, kowtow, how many." ”
"A thousand." Ye Huan said casually.
"That's a lot." Zhang Zhaoxue said calmly.
Ye Huan stood up and said, "I'll go up and study the bed, senior sister will go up with me, Xiao Tang, you stare at the point here, and tell me when you're done." ”
Zhang Zhaoxue and Ye Huan went upstairs together to study the benefits of worry-free beds for cultivation in the bedroom. Tang Xiyue and Tang Xiaoxiao stood downstairs, seeing that Ye Huan was obviously no longer in front of them, Li Qingmeng still kowtowed.
It's just that after a long time, Li Qingmeng's forehead was already red and swollen. This is just what Tang Xiyue saw, Li Qingmeng already had a sore back and legs, and his eyes were dazzled.
Tang Xiyue looked at Li Qingmeng with palpitations, and said, "Officer Li, don't knock over, Ye Huan doesn't want to accept you at all, he deliberately tricked you." ”
Li Qingmeng didn't say a word, and kowtowed on the ground.
Tang Xiaoxiao said angrily: "I'll ask him, I can't let him bully people like this!" ”
Tang Xiaoxiao ran upstairs, Li Qingmeng kowtowed hard in the living room, but Ye Huan and Zhang Zhaoxue sat cross-legged on the bed, trying the wonders of worry-free bed.
Zhang Zhaoxue opened her eyes and said, "This bed is really good, meditating on it is enough for one day to practice for ten days." ”
Ye Huan smiled and said, "What's the matter, if Senior Sister likes it, you can come to sleep often if you have nothing to do, I don't care." ”
Bang!
The door was kicked open, and Tang Xiaoxiao happened to see this scene when she entered the door. She was suddenly so angry that her teeth itched, and she said angrily: "Ye Huan, you can't bully people like this, you are happy in bed, but let Officer Li kowtow below." ”
Zhang Zhaoxue's face turned red, got off the bed, and said, "This kid is talking nonsense, what a happy life!" ”
Ye Huan smiled and said, "There are people who are uneven." ”
Tang Xiaoxiao's face flushed, and she stared at Ye Huan angrily: "Ye Huan, you are a pervert!" If you accept it, if you don't accept it, you won't accept it, why humiliate her like this, aren't you bullying people? ”
Zhang Zhaoxue shook her head and said, "Little girl, you don't understand the truth in this. Cultivators attach great importance to the relationship between master and apprentice, and it is not a joke that master and apprentice are better than father and son. What is particular is that the teacher's worries are in vain, the teacher is humiliated and the disciples die, and the affection in it is really more important than the affection of parents. Therefore, practitioners will never accept disciples easily. The path of cultivation is difficult to ascend to the sky, and if there is one more obstacle, it will be difficult to take one step on this path. Therefore, cultivators will never accept apprentices easily, that is, Ye Huan is kind and willing to give Li Qingmeng a chance. If I were me, I wouldn't have given Li Qingmeng a chance at all, so why bother with all these troubles. ”
Tang Xiaoxiao heard it half understanding and half didn't understand, she blinked her eyes and said, "But Officer Li is very hard, and now he keeps kowtowing downstairs, no one can persuade him, and now he is about to faint." ”
"Hard work...... Ye Huan sneered: "Picking up a few soybeans and kowtowing a few times is considered hard." When I was practicing, I sat in the snow for seven days and seven nights with my sword in my hand, without drinking, eating, or sleeping, in order to experience the chill between heaven and earth. ”
Tang Xiaoxiao was stunned and said, "Seven days, how old were you at that time?" ”
"Seventeen."
"Ahh Tang Xiaoxiao covered her mouth in surprise and said, "It's only seventeen, aren't you afraid of freezing to death?" ”
"Afraid?" Ye Huan shook his head: "I'm afraid, so I won't ask for it." ”
At this time, the door was pushed open, and Tang Xiyue stood at the door and said, "Ye Huan, Officer Li has finished kowtowing, go and take a look, she is about to faint." ”
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