058 The Elf Singer (Part II)
Hearing Luo Huan say it for sure, Yu Choufei couldn't help but be a little worried: "Could it be that he can really find a better songwriter than me?" β
Immediately, he denied his opinion in his heart: "It's impossible, the Feng family collects all the excellent songwriters he can find." Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info even if there is an omission, it can't be a famous artist. β
"Keep your eyes open and see clearly." Luo Huan raised his thumb at himself, and he snorted disdainfully: "I am a one-in-a-million musical genius." β
"Hahahaha" The three lyricists laughed at the same time, and Yu Choufei laughed breathlessly: "If you are a musical genius, I am the marshal of the empire." Boy, you are too arrogant, let you study for another thirty years, and you will not be able to catch up with our level. β
Another man also spoke at the right time: "Since you think you are a colleague, then well, report the name of your work, and we will listen to it." I don't know what kind of instrument you're good at? Wind or String or Percussion? β
Luo Huan didn't care, he pulled out his two guns and played a gun trick: "I'm good at postmodern heavy metal percussion, this is my instrument." A song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world? Do you want me to open your eyes? β
The three songwriters ran away, for fear that Luo Huan would chase them to perform.
Now they know better than anyone else in their hearts: what Luo Huan said about opening his eyes is definitely opening holes in the three of them.
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After returning to the top floor, Tan Yueya sat in the practice room in a daze.
Seeing that she was not in a very good mood, Luo Huan sat on the side very interestingly and remained silent. The fact that he didn't speak didn't mean that Qi Fengming would forget the Haikou that Luo Huan had just boasted about.
"You can write lyrics and compose music?" Qi Fengming sat down opposite Luo Huan: "Why have I never heard Mengying say it?" β
Luo Huan told the truth: "I know a little about fur, and I will hum a few crooked songs when I have nothing to do." But I can guarantee that even my few crooked songs are not much higher than theirs. β
This sentence is not Luo Huan's bragging.
Music is a thing that depends on talent and whether there is a systematic music theory.
There is not enough population base to pick out decent talents. Without a systematic music theory, no matter how good the skills are, they cannot be passed on.
Most importantly, however, the social environment allows musicians to exist, and their income is enough to support themselves.
If you can't support yourself in the music industry, no matter how talented you are, basically no one wants to join the profession, unless you are a wealthy aristocrat.
The Sanctuary does not have all of the above conditions, first of all, the monster beast tide attacks the city twice a year, which makes most people's hearts tremble.
Under these circumstances, agriculture is basically unable to develop normally.
Agriculture is underdeveloped, and there is no money, how can the population base be large? With an area of more than 4 million square kilometers and a combined population of less than 100 million, with such a small population base, how can we use it to build spiritual civilization?
The second is the supremacy of force in this world.
Punishing evil and promoting good and maintaining world peace all depend on the guns in the hands of individuals. And the stronger the person, the closer to the upper level of the pyramid. People at the bottom rely on them for safety.
In other words, any other path other than learning guns is the end of the road.
Under the oppression of the real environment, the barren spiritual culture of the other world can be seen. Even the brainwashing inspirational songs dedicated to insurance and MLM can become popular songs.
"It's all your fault that you got angry with my songwriter teacher," Tan Yueya, who had not spoken, complained to Luo Huan as soon as she opened her mouth: "I shouldn't have let you go down just now." β
Qi Fengming hurriedly came out to play a round: "This matter has nothing to do with Luo Huan, Yueya don't be angry with Luo Huan." It was the Feng family who was making trouble behind, they had long been eyeing Yueya's popularity, and wanted to replicate Yueya's success to get a piece of the pie. Even if Luo Huan was not present, Yu Choufei would find other excuses. β
Tan Yueya said disdainfully: "Hmph, the Feng family is a group of ridiculous guys. I don't know where to find a few vases and want to replace me, and I don't think about it, am I so easy to defeat? β
"It doesn't matter if you can't be defeated, they can desperately dig into the corner, until the Qi family is unavailable, won't they fall to the same level as them?" Qi Fengming's face was worried: "Relying on Yueya alone, I can't support such a big scene." I have to say that the Feng family's trick is really vicious. β
Tan Yueya smiled and shook her head: "Feng Ming, don't worry, all they can take away is foreign objects." I didn't just rely on a few songs to get to where I am today, but without songs, I still have dancing and sound. β
The two smiled similarly, and they were about to snuggle together.
"You're right," Luo Huan patted his chest and said, "I'll be in charge of the lyrics and songs, and I'll make sure to scare them to death with a stunning song." β
The two separated in an instant, Qi Fengming looked at Luo Huan, his face was full of helplessness: "Why are you still here, don't you plan to go out for a walk?" β
Luo Huan showed a sincere smile: "It's impossible to let me go out, and I won't be distracted." Only by sitting here and watching you fall in love, you are all talents, and you speak beautifully. I love being here. β
Uncle, you didn't expect the revenge to come so quickly, right?
Different from the honest smile on his face, Luo Huan was secretly snickering in his heart: Three months ago, in the dormitory of Suzaku Academy, I even took a shower, and you still had to run in and take away Meng Sakura. If I don't make enough light bulbs today, I won't be Luo Huan.
Hearing him say something solemn, Tan Yueya had no choice but to give priority to work: "Do you know how to compose lyrics?" Do you know music? Simple notation and staves? β
"No, I'll just hum a few words." Luo Huan said confidently: "As for notation, it won't cost me an assistant to keep it for me, right?" β
Tan Yueya was almost choked to death by his arrogant attitude: "Can't write words and can't remember music? Are you embarrassed to say that you can write songs? Go outside and catch a toad, and it can hum a few words. β
"Sorry, I'm not going to sing 'Where Has All the Time Gone?' right now. Uncle, hurry up and find another assistant, and today I will sing a good song that you have never heard. β
Tan Yueya immediately took out a paper and pen: "I'll be your assistant, you can hum boldly and boldly." If your hum doesn't satisfy me, I'll tell the fans of the entire Sanctuary on the day of the concert that Luo Huan is an out-and-out pig. β
Being so threatened by Tan Yueya, Luo Huan immediately abandoned the song he had thought of before, and instead fell into deep thought: Which song can meet Tan Yueya's requirements and satisfy my low-level vulgar taste?
"What's wrong? When you want to show your true skills, you pretend to be dumb? Tan Yueya sneered, she impatiently poked the white paper with a pen: "Or are you afraid that the words I said at the concert will make you shameless to face your hometown parents?" β
"Aha, how can I be shameless-uh, shameless" Halfway through speaking, a flash of inspiration flashed in Luo Huan's mind, and he suddenly thought of a suitable song.
"I know which song to sing." Luo Huan said confidently: "Miss Tan's voice is ethereal and far-reaching, this exotic style "cruel-moon" is very suitable." β
Qi Fengming asked, "What did you just say?" β
βcruel-moonγβ Luo Huan repeated: "It's wrong, it's the Cruel Moon." I wrote this song in a foreign language, or should I change it to Chinese? β
The reason why Luo Huan was deeply impressed by this song. It's because when he was teaching himself English, he followed his fellow shooting team to the KTV on the edge of the university town for recreation.
When ordering a song at KTV, those guys paid 500 yuan, betting that he would not be able to sing all the English songs.
At that time, Luo Huan didn't know what to do and gambled with his partners.
As a result, before he finished singing, the door of the box was already blocked by the onlookers who followed the sound. This feat once made him a legend of KTV.
"I don't have to translate, I can understand." Tan Yueya quickly wrote the title on the paper, and she looked at Luo Huan's eyes with a little more surprise: "I didn't expect you to know the lingua franca of the elf clan." β