Chapter 246: The encore is also a classic
When Wang Cong and Zhou Demin left the stage, the audience was still "calling", as if they had discussed, and shouted loudly: "One is coming, one is coming..."
Wang Cong and Zhou Demin rested in the background for less than two minutes, wiped the sweat on their foreheads, and drank some water. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Wang Cong learned the Beijing dialect and returned: "Walking masters, who can't do it, who is a grandson..."
After the ridicule, the two appeared on the stage again, and the audience couldn't help but be even more excited when they saw Wang Cong and Zhou Demin coming out again, shouting loudly.
Wang Cong smiled at the audience and said, "Thank you, since everyone is so enthusiastic, I am talking to Mr. Demin. ”
Zhou Demin cooperated: "Hey, it can be regarded as having strength. ”
Wang Cong continued: "Then let's tell you about Mr. Zhou Demin, this Mr. Zhou had a gynecological disease a while ago......
Zhou Demin pushed Wang Cong away without waiting for Wang Cong to finish speaking, and said, "I'll you, what's the matter, I have a gynecological disease." ”
Sigh~~~
Wang Cong's face was not red, and he said without panting: "It was a slip of the tongue just now, the main thing is to talk about it, Teacher Demin said well in cross talk, otherwise how dare I perform in such a big venue as a young man in the exhibition hall, it is all Teacher Ren Demin who brings it." ”
Zhou Demin said to the audience with a happy expression: "It's just a few more years of cross talk." ”
Wang Cong said with a smile: "Everyone knows now, and I am friends with Mr. Demin. ”
Zhou Demin praised: "Yes, very speculative. ”
Wang Cong immediately pointed at Zhou Demin and said: "As the saying goes, it is rare to find a chicken in life!"
Sigh~~~
When Liang Qizhen heard Wang Cong's words, she was drinking water, and as soon as Wang Cong's words fell, she squirted out all the water that she hadn't swallowed yet, fortunately she went to the ground, Li Lingwei was almost there, although she was not drinking water, but when she heard Wang Cong suddenly come to such a sentence, she still couldn't hold back, poof, and laughed out loud.
Not to mention Gao Bo's side, his wife originally proposed to go back first, but when they wanted to leave, Wang Cong and Zhou Demin returned to the stage, and at this time, when they heard Wang Cong's rare words, Gao Bo sat back steadily, and his wife also chuckled, not mentioning the topic of leaving.
"I'll just say it, Wang Cong said that Zhou Demin must be fine..."
"Ouch, I can't stand it, it's rare to find a chicken... Hahaha..."
"Look at Zhou Demin's expression, you are about to make Wang Cong cry..."
"I'm really convinced of Wang Cong now, and suddenly a big burden popped up while chatting..."
.......
On stage!
Zhou Demin hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop, stop! Am I still transgender? I'm a confidant!"
"Oh, yes, confidant! I mean we have a good relationship. ”
Wang Cong said: "I have a good relationship with Mr. Demin, how good is it? His friends are my friends, his brothers are my brothers, and his parents are my parents......
"Yes, we have a relationship. Zhou Demin also said happily.
Wang Cong continued: "His daughter is my daughter, and his daughter-in-law is my daughter-in-law!"
Zhou Demin immediately pushed him: "You go aside! Take advantage!"
Sigh~~~~
Wang Cong said helplessly: "Okay, let's just say that, anyway, Mr. Demin is very powerful, I will tell you a secret today, Mr. Demin is the earliest, not talking about cross talk, what are you doing? Actors! I have filmed commercials, TV series, and movies." ”
Zhou Demin said embarrassedly: "In the early years, this was filmed. ”
Sigh~~~
Wang Cong snapped his fingers and said: "Teacher Demin's first play, that movie is called ...... Call...... That's right, it's called "The Widow"!"
Zhou Demin was puzzled: "Widow? I play a widow?
Wang Cong said affirmatively: "Of course not, you play the widow's husband." ”
Zhou Demin was even more depressed: "Dead?"
Wang Cong continued: "This drama is a play about a widow who struggles after her husband's death, how inspirational, and very positive!"
Zhou Demin's eyes widened and he said, "How can I be in here!"
Wang Cong said affirmatively: "With you, how can you become a widow without you? The first shot at the beginning is yours, go to the grave." Wang Cong gestured: "Go to the grave, there is a photo of you on it." ”
Zhou Demin: "......"
Sigh~~~~
The audience was even more amused.
"Ouch, Wang Cong is so bad..."
"Poof~ The first shot is actually going to the grave..."
"Hahaha... It's really distressing Zhou Demin, wow..."
"I also feel sorry for him.... But why do you want to laugh at that ...... so much?"
"I seem to understand why Mr. Zhou Demin said cross talk in the end...."
Stage!
Wang Cong looked at the audience and continued: "This is the first play of Mr. Demin, well, the second play is amazing, the male number one played by Mr. Demin!"
Zhou Demin's face got better and said, "I play the male number one?"
Wang Cong said seriously: "Yes, this play is called "Grinding", which tells the story of the protagonist pulling the mill around the world!"
Zhou Demin was dumbfounded again: "Pull the mill? I'll play a donkey! What kind of world do you travel around then! Just go around in circles there!"
Sigh~~~
The audience burst out laughing, "Oops, hahahaha!"
Wang Cong said very seriously: "Mr. Demin is really famous for the third movie, because his previous acting skills conquered the big domestic directors, so he specially invited Mr. Zhou Demin to play an old man!"
Zhou Demin didn't believe it at all: "Just a photo, the acting skills are good, and this director is also a mallet." ”
Wang Cong continued: "This time is a serious suspense movie, Mr. Demin plays a kind father, but unfortunately, there is no way to teach his son... It can be seen from the child's name that the child's name is Zhang Ergou......"
Zhou Demin seemed to be a little relieved and said: "This is a challenging role. ”
Wang Cong then said: "The name of the movie is "Zhang Ergou's Barbaric Murder of His Father 100,000 Urgent Revenge Tragedy"!"
Zhou Demin was dumbfounded again: "Huh~ This name is long enough, listen to what you mean, I was killed by this unfilial son in the end." ”
"The movie has you at the beginning. Wang Cong said to the audience: "Teacher Zhou Demin's first scene... It was the public security organs who received the report and came to the scene to open the coffin for an autopsy..."
Zhou Demin's face turned black again and said, "Am I still acting dead?"
Sigh~~~~
Li Lingwei also covered her face and laughed non-stop at this time, she was really amused by Wang Cong, and she couldn't help but think in her heart, why didn't she find out that this little bastard still had this ability...... No, he used to write the coquettish sentence "I will help you if you are in trouble, I live next door and my surname is Wang",
Li Lingwei couldn't help but take a sip when she thought of this, and muttered, "This is his nature......
Liang Qizhen stared at Wang Cong with wide eyes, patting her own thighs from time to time, smiling happily.
The audience couldn't help but burst into louder laughter...
On stage!
Wang Cong is still talking nonsense: "The fourth movie is a big production, there is a movie on Hong Kong Island called "Human Meat Buns", a horror and suspense series, and Mr. Demin is invited to star. ”
Zhou Demin said happily: "It's a big production." ”
Wang Cong said while anaglyzing: "This drama is about chopping people into buns after killing people, and Teacher Demin plays 'stuffing' in it." ”
Zhou Demin's expression was on: "Okay! This time I didn't even leave a whole corpse!"
Wang Cong gave a thumbs up and admired: "Amazing." ”
Zhou Demin smiled bitterly: "What's the big deal, I'm minced meat!"
...... (To be continued.) )