No matter what aspect it is, Second Master Wang is not afraid of this unexpected woman. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info He had already made up his mind about what to do.

Before the short lady finished speaking, Second Master Wang had already calmed down. The Wang family's father and son are good at improvisation, and this advantage makes their family of four masters of stealing.

As soon as Wang Erye heard that it was a short lady, he had already deduced that this woman was here to seek death.

This is not what he Wang Erye wants, he has done so much, for this person, he must not want her to die.

Shouting people? She had been yelling for so long, where did a person appear?

Second Master Wang didn't turn around, he raised his head a little higher, and shook it even more arrogantly, his long hair was thrown horizontally, three or four inches, fluffy and fluttering, covering his three sides. He made a surging posture, took a small step back, and approached the short lady a little closer, forming a greater threat to her weak psychology.

"Come over again, I, I, I'll drench you!" The dwarf lady's voice trembled, and she used the usual threat of a village woman.

Heh urea? Not to mention, he really wants to see the dwarf lady Heurea, which is probably an eye blessing that only old dwarfs can enjoy. As for being afraid, what are you afraid of? The woman is to ward off evil spirits, and he Wang Erye is the black boss, and he is not a ghost or evil thing, are you afraid that she can drip out a few holes by herself? Afraid of getting dirty? How big can the dwarf lady be, are you still afraid that she will dye the huge weir pond of 3,600 square meters into a big urea tank?

Pouring dung, pouring dung, the woman shouted this trick, indicating that eighty percent of them have reached the end of their donkey skills.

It's just that they know that they can't scare each other off, but they just use it to strengthen their own courage.

Wang Erye coerced a little, she couldn't stand the fright, it can be seen that she is really vulnerable to the home, there is no need to force it, and if she cheats again, she will be completely defeated.

Wang Erye began to say: "There are sorrowful fairies in the world, and the management is not too wide, up and down forty miles, about twenty-five miles, all this sorrowful and happy ditch, thousands of miles in hand!" "This hairy head is right, about twenty-five miles refers to the width. The melancholy ditch is exactly 1,000 square miles in area, boxy, just like a monument.

2★.

Wang Erye can't hear his original voice characteristics at all, this is not difficult, learning cat meow, using cat language hair, is one of their necessary skills, especially in the water, it is easier to perform.

"Melancholy? You? It's a man! The dwarf lady did not question, only amazed, her insight from the deep mountains did not reach the state of doubt.

"How dare you! I am a friend of the Fairy of Sorrow, and occasionally run for her. The center of the Crystal Palace, I am in the tofu weir, a hundred feet deep, I know that you are looking for a short time! A water god, for you in the world! "Wang Erye listened to the Taoist priest's disaster elimination scriptures a lot, and in order to create a mysterious atmosphere, he also used five-character sentences, which was lame and improvised for sure.

Fortunately, the short lady is even more unliterate, and she understands what he means, which is enough to make her believe deeply. It turns out that the bottomless pit in the center of this tofu weir is as deep as one hundred and eight zhang, no wonder the old grinder can't explore the bottom with three bamboo sticks, it's too far away.

The short lady is really speechless, she doesn't dare to enter, she is unwilling to retreat, why doesn't God open her eyes? If you want to die, there are water gods to stop you, and it's so difficult to die!

The dwarf lady had no choice but to stand in the shallow water one step ahead of the boulder. Listening to this second master Wang, whose hair was scattered, let out a lot of nonsense: "Tao Lifen, you are a person who is destined for the immortal sect, don't be like those ordinary people, looking for death and life, it's ridiculous, what you want to pursue will be immortality!" The fate of the heavens is not chaotic, why did you marry into the eternal residence by coincidence? That's the will of the secret immortal family, Tao Lifen, don't look down on yourself! ”

"I'm just a village girl and sister-in-law, just an ordinary rural woman, all along, there is no difference from them, how can it be like you say......" Her voice was hoarse, and it was already difficult to speak.

"It is impossible for immortals to love a mortal plainly, you are so beautiful, how can there be such a reason in the mortal world, this is completely because the fairy fate has fallen in love with you. I am the god of tofu and water, and you will also be my Taoist in the future. You can call me by number. "It is impossible for Second Master Wang to use five-character sentences all the time.

3★.

"Call?" If it weren't for the depression in his heart, Tao Lifen would have laughed secretly in his heart, because the people of Sorrow Gou ridiculed the forgetful shouting and shouting of people who had eaten too much and were full and drunk as 'shouting'. It is also called 'wrenching', which is the meaning of Hu Dou's words when he appeared on the stage, "call fat, wrench, which is with you to pick it up", and the tone of the old dwarf's stonemason gang when he hit the sledgehammer was 'smashed up with you', which is a more advanced 'call'.

"That fox is also very beautiful, tofu water god, why don't you go to her? I don't want to live anymore, so you just let me go! ”

"That Li Xinghua is also a person who is cherished by the immortals, not much inferior to you, of course she also has her immortal path to go......"

"I won't go on the same road with her, with her without me, let me die, let her live, see if she can rotate all the men in Sorrow Valley!" When it comes to that goods, Tao Lifen doesn't want to live even more!

She pounced, she wanted to plunge into the water, she wanted to rush to the center of the tofu weir, and die generously!

Wang Erye's underwater kung fu is so superb, compared with the short lady, it is completely different from the immortal, his underwater kung fu can be used casually, and he can pretend to be a god in front of a woman like the short lady.

As soon as the short lady pounced out, she felt that she was not thrown into the water, but as if she had thrown herself into the slap of the old man, she was held tightly.

That was before her body fell into the water, and she was tightly clamped by Wang Erye.

Although she has already given birth to a child, her waist is still too small to fill one of Wang Erye's arms.

Sandwiching this coveted beauty, he touched some of her observation points with his arm very skillfully with his rich experience, and he already knew a lot about the approximate data, and there were heavy objects hidden in her clothes, which of course also made him hairy.

He deliberately compared with Li Xinghua, he thought: Sure enough, the peach is bigger than the apricot, and the plum is greener than the pear. This Tao Li Fen Shuangluan is really more majestic, although he has already given birth to a little man, he is indeed more youthful than Li Xinghua.

4★.

Wang Erye thought to himself, Fan Yimei is a pin, a little too high; Xiaojiao is even better, in the end it is still small; Apricot blossoms are fragrant, and they are sisters-in-law; The fire pot treasure girl who can't be left in the island country, alas, missed it in vain. Only this Tao Lifen is a standard woman. In any case, get it.

"Don't do anything stupid!" He put her back on the big rock, put her on a higher technique, and made her lie prone on the stone, ** facing the sky.

Second Master Wang made the short lady face down, and he couldn't see his face, but he himself could feast his eyes.

His mouth is more magical than the fortune teller in the rivers and lakes, if he is really a person who is not in the world, and can understand her as a rural woman so deeply, then it can only be a god: "I am waiting for you here, I am meditating in the crystal palace, and suddenly on a whim, I pinch my fingers, and I know that you will come." It doesn't matter if your voice is almost hoarse, you listen to me, I know that you are Tao Lifen from thousands of miles away, you are here to seek death, right? I know you've just gotten into a big fight at Three Hand Bay, and there's no one to help you yet. ”

"I know you're very sad and don't want to live, but you must not die, if you really die, then the entire Eternal Life Residence will have to be buried with you. Not even the dwarfs were spared. It's not that the immortal intent wants to be angry at the Immortal Residence, this is fate, it's already predestined, because if a person like you turns into a Taoist, the chickens and dogs will have to ascend to heaven with them. No one can escape. ”

"Besides, even if you want to die, you can't die, no matter how you want to die, you can't die. Immortality is everywhere, and people like you have saviors everywhere. ”

"Why is this happening, you can't get a quiet death if you want to die? I don't want to hear that from you, I just want to die quietly. Although the dwarf lady was laid flat on the big rock, her mood was uneven, and she cried constantly.

"Tao Lifen, why aren't you sober yet? Because your destiny is predestined from birth. We know more about such things than you know about them. I ask you, were you born at 11:11 on January 11, 1960, which was the big day of the reincarnation of the White Snake Fairy Niang. ”

5★.

"You are the reincarnation of the White Snake Fairy, otherwise, you can look at your own body, a rural woman, who can be so white and tender?"

"Look at your waist again, it's the waist of the water snake. Let's talk about your eternal dwelling, in the legend, doesn't it say that it is located on the snake gall? If you didn't have that identity and that life, how could there be so many coincidences? ”

Aren't women hard to deceive? I have never heard an expert talk about this kind of open class. I also heard that if you want to deceive a woman, you don't need too much tongue, according to talking too much, a woman's auditory nerve will be short-circuited, and the more it is, the more useless it is. It is said that some women don't care what you say, they only care if you are telling her, and as for what you say, they will weave it in their hearts.

Tao Lifen knows her birthday, but what time is it, how can she know?

It doesn't matter how much you move your mouth to a woman, it's what matters with your hands. The short lady listened to the water god say that the dragon was alive, and she was a little shaken if she didn't believe it, she tried her best to make a sound, as if asking herself and asking the water god: "I can't live, what should I do?" ”

Wang Erye soaked most of his body in the water, retreating to a foot away from the short lady, on the one hand, to avoid being too close for a long time, the woman's sensitivity remembers his too many distracting thoughts, once it is connected with the vigilant signal in her heart, he will immediately have a heart of precaution, and the subsequent actions will not be so convenient.

On the other hand, Wang Erye put his mouth close to the surface of the water and aimed the airflow at the surface of the water to speak, without being too fake, and the voice of his hair also had a strange strangeness, which was very energy-saving.

"Tao Lifen, you have to remember, you are the body of the White Snake Fairy in this world, you are a person among the immortals, how can the immortals be as knowledgeable as mortals? Whether someone wants to steal the old man, or the old man wants to steal someone, you just think that it has nothing to do with you, it is a trivial matter in their mortal world, you can turn a blind eye, or even turn a blind eye. Your future is a long time of thousands of years, and the rest of the people, no matter how they are, are just passers-by in your life, you don't have to die or live for those little people, or not, it's not worth it! ”

Second Master Wang is so good at making up, just because he said this, it has always been circulated in the melancholy ditch. He's just far-fetched, connecting things that don't matter, and it's like it. After all, the dwarf lady came from far away, and she really didn't know much about these local legends that few people have mentioned. (To be continued.) )