Chapter Eighty-Three: Can't Get Rid of It?
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Xiao Feng dodged Han Shuang's sharp kick sideways, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead, damn, this girl is too dark. If you harm me, forget it, and harm my next generation! It's really unbearable!
"Stinky bitch, are you undergoing smoking again? I warn you, if you do it again, I'll turn my face. Xiao Feng pointed at Han Shuang and shouted.
Han Shuang was furious when he heard this, obviously taking advantage of himself, and he dared to turn his face against me? "I'll take a look at you when you turn your face." As he spoke, he got up from the ground and rushed towards Xiao Feng.
In the villa, a wonderful scene was released. A man wearing only a pair of swimming trunks and a girl in a translucent official uniform fought each other, and suddenly the courtyard of the villa was flying sand and rocks, and the sky was dark!
"Stinky, you forgot the lesson you learned last time, didn't you? Believe it or not, I'm throwing you in the water again? "Xiao Feng has recovered some strength today because of the serum, and he is particularly confident in saying this.
Han Shuang was wearing a white summer outfit on his upper body, and after being wet with water, he completely turned into a translucent outfit, and the black lace cover inside was particularly eye-catching, Xiao Feng stared at it, revealing an evil smile.
Han Shuang didn't know Xiao Feng's thoughts, and in annoyance, he pounced on him regardless of his anger. "Bastard, you're itching."
Xiao Feng dodged his body and slapped Han Shuang's buttocks. The tentacles are all soft, and Xiao Feng clicked his mouth: "Well, it feels good, and it is full of elasticity." Ha ha. ”
Han Shuang listened to Xiao Feng's words, his face was bloody, and he raised his hand and slapped Xiao Feng in the face. "Stinky rascal, let you say it again."
Xiao Feng raised his hand and pinched Han Shuang's hand, put it under his nose and sniffed, deliberately making an intoxicated appearance: "It's really fragrant, did you use XX brand shower gel?" ”
Han Shuang was teased by Xiao Feng one after another, he couldn't bear it anymore, and raised his foot and kicked it under Xiao Feng's crotch again. "I'll abolish you."
Xiao Feng was caught off guard, hurriedly raised his legs, his crotch was numb for a while, and he scolded in his heart: "Damn, it's so dark for stinky girls." But then he rolled his eyes and thought about it.
"Oops." Xiao Feng's body rolled violently and fell to the ground, covering his crotch and began to scream: "Ah, it's murderous, it hurts me to death." ”
Han Shuang looked at Xiao Feng, who was lying on the ground and howling, and he was also a little afraid. It seems that I really kicked him just now, so I won't really kick him, right?
When I was in the police academy before, the instructor who taught sanda and grappling said that the thing under a man's crotch is the most vulnerable part of a man's body. Once hit, it will cause severe pain. It is said that this severe pain is much stronger than the pain of a woman giving birth.
Xiao Feng covered his crotch, in order to seek a more realistic effect, he almost burst into tears, and screamed screaming, which made people panic when he heard it.
"That, Xiao Feng, are you okay?" Xiao Feng performed with such emotion, where did Han Shuang still not believe it, he didn't care about being angry with him, and hurriedly squatted down and asked.
Han Shuang squatted down, and Xiao Feng's eyes immediately widened! , who stipulated that policewomen should wear skirts in the summer? It really provides convenience for the majority of male compatriots.
Seeing that Xiao Feng was in such pain, Han Shuang thought of something like squatting down and pressing his skirt with his legs, so he hurriedly helped him and asked, "How are you?" ”
Hearing Han Shuang's shout, Xiao Feng hurriedly retracted his gaze and continued to perform: "It hurts, it seems to be broken, broken!" However, after taking it back, he was reluctant, and the corner of his eye glanced down Han Shuang's thigh towards the skirt from time to time.
Flesh-colored stockings, where can you cover the scenery under the skirt. The little black Nene is almost ready to come out.
"Broken? I didn't use much strength! "When Han Shuang heard Xiao Feng say, 'It's broken', he couldn't help but panic a little.
"You haven't been strained yet? How can it be! I hurt, it's over, my Xiao family is going to cut off children and grandchildren! Xiao Feng covered his crotch and rolled on the ground. If you look closely, you will find that every time he rolls over, his head will come under Han Shuang's skirt.
"What then? I'll call you to the hospital. Han Shuang hurriedly took out his mobile phone, but found that the mobile phone had been turned off in water, where could he still call.
Xiao Feng smiled secretly in his heart, his body trembled: "It's over, it's really over this time!" ”
"Why don't I help you in first?" Han Shuang threw away his phone and asked hurriedly.
Xiao Feng shook his head and screamed: "I won't go in, I'm not alive!" It's all broken, why am I still alive, I don't have the face to live anymore. Get out of the way, don't pull me, let me jump down and drown. As he spoke, he struggled to pounce on the pool.
If it was usual, Han Shuang would definitely find Xiao Feng's tricks. I was swimming happily in the pool just now, but I can drown again? But now Han Shuang's heart is full of guilt and worry, how can he have the heart to think about Xiao Feng's ghost eyes.
"Don't, it's better to die than to live! If you look at the eunuchs in the past, aren't they all alive and well? Han Shuang pulled Xiao Feng and persuaded him.
Xiao Feng was a little speechless, are you trying to persuade me? I rub! "I'm different from them, they don't marry a daughter-in-law, I have to marry a daughter-in-law. You say I'm like this, how can any woman marry me? As he spoke, the struggle became more intense.
Han Shuang's forehead was sweating for a while, what should I do? Although Xiao Feng usually looks at a lot of unpleasantness, he can't just let him commit suicide. If he commits suicide, will I not kill Beren, but Beren will die because of me? How can I feel at ease.
"If no one marries you, I'll marry you!" Suddenly, Han Shuang said loudly, and after finishing speaking, his face turned red.
Xiao Feng stopped struggling, and looked at Han Shuang with a stunned expression, he really didn't expect that this girl would say such a thing. "Really?" Xiao Feng asked with some disbelieving.
"Really!" Han Shuang nodded heavily, looking like he was going home: "Since I kicked you off, then I will be responsible for you!" ”
Xiao Feng shuddered in his heart, this chili girl is not easy to mess with, if she really takes it seriously, it will be troublesome to entangle my brother in the future!
"No, it's my life. Alas! Xiao Feng covered his crotch and shook his head, his face full of pain.
"No, if I say responsible, I will be responsible!" Han Shuang said loudly,
"......" Xiao Feng was speechless, it was over, and it was really up to himself. He was now a little skeptical about who was kidding whom. Wouldn't it be that this girl had already taken a fancy to herself and took this opportunity to entangle herself? Xiao Feng thought so YY in his head.
Xiao Feng's mind was racing, and he looked at Han Shuang pitifully: "Are you really responsible?" It's possible that it's not as bad as we think, maybe it's not. You help me in, and I'll see if it's broken. If it's not broken, then you don't have to be responsible. ”
Han Shuangnen's face flushed, and he took out that thing to check it? Thinking of this, she felt sick. But maybe it's really like Xiao Feng said, if you don't break it, then you don't have to be responsible, and you don't have to marry this stinky rascal!
"Okay, I'll help you in and have a look." Han Shuang tried his best to help Xiao Feng up and walked towards the villa.
Xiao Feng trembled in his legs to express the pain in his crotch, and at the same time thought in his heart, how to take advantage of this girl and not let her rely on herself.
After entering the villa, Han Shuang helped Xiao Feng all the way back to his room. "Well, you can see for yourself. If it hadn't been broken, you wouldn't have to die or live, and I wouldn't have to marry you. When he said this, Han Shuang's face was full of disdain and disgust.
When Xiao Feng heard this, he was angry in his heart, I wiped it, as if you married Lao Tzu for a lot of money! Lao Tzu wants to have a face, money and money, and temperament, and the girls who want to marry Lao Tzu can form a strengthened company! At the same time, I made up my mind to pay attention to it, I must be disgusting and disgusting this girl.
"Ahem, I hurt so much underneath, you, can you help me see if it's broken?" Xiao Feng said in the end, his voice became smaller and smaller, and he seemed a little embarrassed.
Han Shuang was stunned for a moment, dumbfounded: "You let me show you if it's broken?" ”
"Yes, aren't you afraid that I will let you marry me and take advantage of you?" Xiao Feng said in his heart.
Han Shuang gritted his teeth, but thinking of Xiao Feng's screaming just now, he should indeed be responsible, and finally nodded hesitantly: "You take off your pants quickly!" ”
Xiao Feng stared at Han Shuang, did this girl really agree? It's worthy of being a policeman, tough sister!
Han Shuang saw that Xiao Feng was stunned and didn't speak, so he shouted angrily: "Hurry up and take it off!" ”
"......" Xiao Feng was speechless and fell into a struggle, is this to take off, or not to take off?! Whether you can take it off or not, this is definitely a question worth pondering!!
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