[68] Rectification, Wu Ren, who loves to be lazy
As soon as Li Xiaowu entered the space, he took off his shirt and sat on the table, picked up the food on it, and ate it in a big gulp. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Lin Xie held the rice bowl and looked at Li Xiaowu with a puzzled face, "Why did you run back again, there is nothing to eat outside, do you look like a starving ghost like this?"
After eating the roast chicken in his hand, Li Xiaowu picked up the bowl and took a sip of fish soup, and then said with a sigh of relief, "Eh, cool, mother, I cut down trees outside for an afternoon, and then I also weaved a raft for half a day, do you think I can not be hungry?"
"Is your raft woven of bamboo?" said Edith, pausing to eat, with a curious look on her face.
Li Xiaowu pointed to the big bowl in her hand and said, "I used a tree about the size of your bowl to weave, not to mention weaving this thing, it was really hard work, I knitted ten pieces of wood, and I was tired like this." ”
"Puff... cough cough cough cough .... What, you're weaving out of wood, are you sure you're not joking with us??" Lin Lin sprayed the fish soup all over the ground, and then looked at Li Xiaowu, with an incredulous face.
Li Xiaowu nodded, and said indifferently while eating, "Don't care about those useless details, let's eat quickly, when the food is cold, it won't taste good." ”
After dinner, Li Xiaowu patted Wu Ren's shoulder and said with a smile on his face, "Wu Ren, are you just looking at the beautiful women and not working today?"
Take a look for yourself, are you embarrassed, two beautiful women cut two bundles each, you, a big man of about two hundred pounds, since you also cut two bundles, are you kidding me now?"
Seeing Li Xiaowu's cannibalistic gaze, Wu Ren said with a bitter face, "Boss, it's okay to be considerate, I am a child who grew up in the city, where have I ever suffered like this, tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow, I will cut a little more, I will cut Sankun tomorrow." ”
Li Xiaowu grabbed a stone casually, pinched it into lime in front of Wu Ren, clapped his hands and said coldly, "I won't get you here, you have already lined up for tea at Hades' place now."
Now Lao Tzu is delicious and delicious for you, but you are taunting me, one day you cut three kun hehehehehe....
Tomorrow if you cut three bundles, I'll pop your head like this stone, and remember that I'm not joking with you. ”
Li Xiaowu turned to look at Lin Xie and asked with a smile, "Lin Xie used to cut 20 trapped herbs a day, how many hours did it take?"
"Five bundles an hour, if it's faster, you can cut seven or eight bundles in an hour, I used to work in the morning, what's wrong with the afternoon rest?" Lin Xie heard Li Xiaowu's words, put down Lin Xiaoya in his arms, and said with a questioning face.
Shaking his head, Li Xiaowu smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly feel that keeping the fat man down is a bit of a waste of food."
At this time, I am out there, on a desert island in Iraq, and you think I should throw him out and fend for himself?"
"Boss, we went to play today, so we cut very little, tomorrow the two of us will cut ten bundles by ourselves, please don't throw us out, okay?" Andy and Cai Mingxin, holding the corners of Li Xiaowu's clothes, pleaded pitifully.
"Well, I didn't say I was going to lose you, I'm talking about the big fat man, you don't have to hurry and take your time, three bundles today, six bundles tomorrow, and ten bundles the day after tomorrow.
As long as after a week, you can provide me with twenty sheaves a day. Li Xiaowu looked at the two pairs of blinks, and said with a wry smile on his face.
Loosening the corner of Li Xiaowu's clothes, the two of them said with a smile, "Hehe... The boss is so nice, if you didn't already have a wife, we would definitely chase you. ”
Today, Andy and the others only cut two bundles of herbs because they were playing around all the time, and the reason why Wu Ren cut so little was entirely because this thing was very lazy.
In the morning, when he saw the two beautiful women going to play, he lay down in the grass and slept, and when the two beautiful women returned, he followed them to cut a bundle together.
In the afternoon, because he was too full, he didn't cut the herbs directly, and found a place to sleep outside for an afternoon, and his sleepy herbs still asked Andy to borrow them.
As the boss, he was tired and alive outside, and Wu Ren, as a captured prisoner, not only ate and drank here, but also did not work after he was full of food and drink.
Suddenly, Li Xiaowu looked at Wu Ren with an angry face, then put his fingers in his mouth and whistled loudly, and then the angry roar of four wild bears immediately came from the cave not far away.
Wu Ren had always regarded Li Xiaoguo's words that he was going to throw him away to feed the bear, as Li Xiaowu was joking with him, and it was not until this time that he heard the angry roar of the wild bear that he knew that what Li Xiaoguo said was true.
Seeing the wild bear running over here, Wu Ren hurriedly knelt in front of Li Xiaowu and begged, "Boss, I'll cut five hardships tomorrow, no, no, no, no, no, I'll cut ten bundles, I'll cut ten bundles like them, please bypass me this time, okay?"
Li Xiaowu looked at Wu Ren and said coldly, "Don't think that I haven't cut herbs, I used to cut fifteen bundles in an hour, and I can reach you for two days in two hours, what do I want you to do?"
Before Wu Ren could speak again, the four big wild bears bit his legs, and then dragged his legs towards their caves, this was the first time that Lin Xie and the others knew how terrible these bears were when they got angry.
"Boss, help, boss, boss, I'll cut fifty bundles a day in the future, please give me another chance." Wu Ren pleaded heart-rending as he struggled on the ground.
Li Xiaowu stuffed his fingers into his mouth again and whistled loudly.
Hearing Li Xiaowu's whistle, the four wild bears immediately put away their vicious appearance and turned back into the stupid and cute big bears they used to be.
Obediently let go of Wu Ren's feet, and then after adding a few mouthfuls to Wu Ren's face, he twisted his ass and swayed back to his cave.
After being rescued, Wu Ren crawled in front of Li Xiaowu and said breathlessly, "Huhu.... Thank you boss, thank you boss, boss I promise to start tomorrow and I will definitely come back by cutting 50 bundles of herbs every day. ”
Li Xiaowu raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said with a cold smile, "Don't think I don't know, you slept all morning in the morning, but when you were about to come back, you cut a bundle of herbs."
Don't think I don't know, you slept all afternoon without cutting a single herb, and you asked Andy to borrow the bundle.
This is the first warning, and the last warning, I did not ask you, work twenty-four hours a day.
I just want you, work like a normal person, give me a normal person's output, I will often come in and check in the future, and if you don't want to live one day, you can give me a substandard. ”
Originally, Li Xiaowu didn't want to ask Wu Ren too much, but Wu Ren's lazy habits made Li Xiaowu angry enough.
Li Xiaoxiao's rectification this time is to give him a verbal warning, if he continues to do this, Li Xiaoguo really doesn't mind taking him to feed the bears. (To be continued.) )