Forty-two, clichés
"Feng Gongzi...... Feng Gongzi ...... Feng Gongzi ......"
The voice in his ears made Yao Xitong try to open his eyes, only to see Xiao Bao'er's beautiful face less than two fingers away from him, "Are you really called Feng Gongzi?" Yao Xitong looked around blankly, they were still in the forest, the sky was already white, everything was just a dream? Why did Xiao Bao'er call him Feng Gongzi?
Between the lightning and the fire, Yao Xitong thought of a possibility. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoXiao Bao'er paddled across the fire, and then walked into the woods...... He thought that Xiao Bao'er didn't think much about it, could it be that she lit the rhino incense?
"I don't know what you're talking about. ”
"Shun buries Dongji, Xiangshui South Rhino, Middle Earth Qilin, take the horns of the three saints, grind the powder with a hundred years of sandalwood, burn it into a dream, then the future can appear! Just now I lit the rhinoceros incense given by my father, have you seen the future?"
Xiao Bao'er finally confessed once, but Yao Xitong wanted to cover her ears and pretend that she didn't hear anything.
If the rhino incense is fake, what is Xiao Bao'er's dream? And why do you call him Feng Gongzi? Xiao Bao'er sent someone to check on him? This is impossible, Feng Gongzi was just a childhood joke, except for that day, he never confided in anyone.
If the rhino incense is real, and the previous dream is a foreshadowing of the future, he becomes a person without a future.
"There are birds that are like chickens, and they are called Fenghuang. "The chickens left by his mother were still chickens until he left Qidi, but they were dead chickens. Is his future the same as that chicken, the pheasant will always be a pheasant, and he can't become a phoenix boy.
"I've never heard of anything like this, I had a dream before, and it has nothing to do with the future, and you may be disappointed. But I'm curious, why do you call me Feng Gongzi?"
Xiao Bao'er pouted and said to herself: No, why didn't you see the future, is it because I forgot to teach you to recite spells?
"What spell?"
"It doesn't matter, there's only a little bit of rhino incense left, and it's all burned out just now. ”
"You haven't said why you call me Feng Gongzi? I once appeared in your dream, and you chose me as your husband because of this?"
Yao Xitong quickly grasped the core of the matter and reversed a series of questions through the title of Feng Gongzi.
When he asked the question, he was a little apprehensive, hoping that Xiao Bao'er was casually talking nonsense, and the rhino incense was indeed made of fake materials sold by the bun shop. I really want to know what Xiao Baoer dreamed about his future, and whether he really fulfilled his wish.
"In the dream, you are called Feng Gongzi, and choosing a husband is indeed related to dreams. After saying this, Xiao Bao'er stopped talking.
"I don't believe that the rhino incense in your mouth is so powerful, if there is really this kind of incense, the king of Northern Liao can definitely rely on this thing to join the Central Plains. After saying this, Yao Xitong secretly said in his heart: Refute me, refute me, hurry up and say all the things in the dream to refute me.
Xiao Bao'er would let him get his wish, just listen to her, "Even if you don't believe it, believe it or not, you have to help me change my life." ”
Yao Xitong hated Xiao Bao'er's character of not playing cards according to the routine, and couldn't help lowering his figure, and said seductively, "Xiaoxiao, we are all so familiar, how sure do you think the things about me in the dream will come true?"
Xiao Bao'er thought about this for the first time, she thought about it seriously and said, "The world is in chaos, you will become a strategist, there is no doubt about it." It's just that it is debatable which side to become. ”
"Didn't you say it in your dream?
Xiao Bao'er hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "Aren't you good at fortune telling? Why do you ask me everything? Are you talking nonsense?"
Yao Xitong snorted to show disdain, but he bent his eyes, put on the most handsome posture, and said flatteringly, "Fortune tellers never count themselves, they are afraid of losing their lives." I also have to lose my life for the princess, but fortunately, the princess's life is extremely expensive, and there are too many places to rely on the princess in the future, and it is worth doing anything for the princess. I haven't heard of rhino incense, and curiosity is always there, so can't the princess tell you a thing or two?"
Xiao Bao'er stayed for a moment, and Yao Xitong was secretly happy. God treated him so well and gave him such a good-looking face, wouldn't it be a pity if he didn't make good use of it? Thinking that he had used this face to get a lot of benefits, and Xiao Bao'er was a girl who had just fallen in love, he smiled more and more happily.
"Oh, here you go, wipe your eyes. ”
The handkerchief in Xiao Bao'er's hand hit Yao Xitong like a thunderbolt from the sky, he hurriedly took out the mirror from his sleeve pocket, and before he could take a picture, Xiao Baoer pushed him to the ground and took everything in his sleeve pocket.
"You're still not a woman, robbing a man in broad daylight?"
Mirror, eyebrow powder, lipstick, and a bottle of fragrant liquid, presumably used to wipe your face...... Looking at these items, Xiao Bao'er turned her head and yelled back, "You are still not a man, and you are carrying these things with you." ”
Yao Xitong raised his eyebrows and asked rhetorically: "Do you think I'm a man?"
Xiao Bao'er stretched out her hand to pull him up from the ground, looked him up and down, and replied definitely, "You are not a man, and I am not a woman." ”
In the dream, Yao Xitong is the male favorite of the king of Ukraine, how can this be considered a man? And she, a woman who leads troops to fight, kills countless people, and has no heirs, should not be considered a woman?
Xu is Xiao Bao'er's eyes were too sad, Yao Xitong's words were all choked back by this answer, and he thought with doubts, what woman would say that she was not a woman?
The sky was already bright, Yao Xitong originally wanted to study the matter of rhino incense, but Xiao Baoer made such a small episode, so that he had to expose the matter and not mention it, so as not to make Xiao Baoer suspicious.