A few days ago, under his planning, he successfully defrauded and robbed the old man of 800 yuan, and successfully changed his surname on the spot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He sat on the ground and divided the spoils, and got half of them, and he who shaved his nails got two hundred and five, and he who shaved his face got one hundred and fifteen. The 400 yuan at the end of 82 can already order a very good family business, but this is not a lot of money for Wang Erye, Wang Erye has to make a fortune tonight, and he is sure that this amount will definitely exceed 400 yuan.

The money is in the tofu weir. This is the tofu weir contracted by my father, and Wang Erye has long seen that this big pond can catch at least 5,000 catties of adult fish this year. At that time, carp and grass carp could already be bought for four or five yuan a catty.

Tomorrow is a special day, it is the twenty-third day of the lunar month, according to local customs, tomorrow is the day when the Lord of the Stove goes to the sky to see the Jade Emperor, after the dawn of the Lord of the Stove leaves, every household is very thorough and carefully cleaned, even the eaves of the roof must be swept clean.

In the afternoon, the family has to cook the best food, wait for the return of the stove prince, and when the stove prince returns after dark, get a clear sacrifice from the master's family, and be satisfied with each other, you can get the stove king's protection for a year, and you will not worry about eating again for a whole year.

On a day like tomorrow, even silver carp can be bought for five yuan a catty, and carp and grass carp will of course be higher, even if they are sold for eight yuan.

Tomorrow is a good day, and tonight is a good opportunity.

Hey Dao has Hey Dao exquisite, white families have their own stoves, they also have their black stoves, for people like Wang Erye, such a night is to make a fortune of ill-gotten gains, in order to show that they will go to the black road in the coming year.

The sky is beautiful, there is a second quarter moon tonight, and the sky is not very bright and not very dark.

Hazy, just in time.

Wang Erye's line, there was such a sentence, which was included in the rumors, and it was widely circulated, as we all know, it is like this: "Stealing the wind does not steal the rain." "Is it true? Wrong! This is deliberately spread by thieves to deceive the public.

2★.

The real creed of the thieves is actually this: "Steal the wind and not the moon, and steal the rain and not the snow." "Compare these two sentences, and you can figure out the fame.

Is this latter sentence absolutely true? No, it's just a precept for thieves. A master of the trick world like Wang Erye, his methods have reached the realm of silence and tracelessness, and he has many tricks that everyone does not know, and even other peers have not mastered.

The so-called super master is someone who has broken through the rules and regulations of the level.

The big trouble of the short lady will definitely distract everyone's attention.

Then wait until there is the most violent commotion, shall we? Wrong again! Although everyone did not pay attention to this place, everyone was awake, and it was difficult to guarantee that no one's attention would be diverted. When there is enough commotion, the crowd is tired of listening to the excitement, and it will be very heavy as soon as you fall asleep. At that time, the brightness of the last quarter moon is just right, and it is the best time to start.

In the past few days, my father has been working hard at my aunt's house for the most luxurious and largest building in their melancholy valley, and it is the excessive anxiety of most of the year that has prevented my father from living long.

He invited his fifth father to help him guard the fish pond. The fifth father is honest, he is the master who can't wake up after falling asleep, and it is a piece of cake for Wang Erye to fool him.

In addition, stealing fish and recognizing fish, the pond fish after the winter solstice generally lean on the edge of the pond to inhabit, and they are in groups, and they rarely swim, which is convenient to start.

Wang Erye chose the time when the dwarf lady was the most noisy, and it was also the time when the night was the most noisy, and he arrived at his destination. When you get to the ground, you wait, wait for the dead of night, wait for the best day.

Waiting is waiting, and where to wait is also an important trick to steal skills. The tree is good, the tofu weir is surrounded by tall fruit trees, and the branches and branches are in contact with each other, the body is a little more flexible, you can go back and forth from the tree to another tree, and you can not go down to the ground around the tofu weir a few times, just hide, and it is also convenient to escape.

If he is hiding in a tree, he must be just a thief who has not really understood how to do it.

3★.

There is no other, just because everyone knows it, and everyone pays attention to it. Everyone pays attention, it must be the easiest to expose the traces, hide the traces of the body, what else do you steal? Even if he escaped, he didn't steal it, and he was not busy in vain?

Legend has it that there is a kind of cat, called the three-legged cicada, usually only three legs, always lazy and listless, and walks crookedly, but once it is in a hurry, it will stretch out its fourth leg, run faster than flying, and even ghosts can be caught up by it. The Wang family, a family of fish and cats, has been trying to cultivate a three-legged cicada from the family.

Wang Erye is regarded as the talent closest to the three-legged cicada.

After his Mazda awakened, he got closer and closer to the three-legged cicada.

The best place to hide is only where everyone doesn't expect.

If you want to be a thief, you have to wait.

You also have to understand where to wait. The more obvious the place, the safer it is.

He Wang Erye sat on the widest ridge of the tofu weir and waited, even if someone met him, he could be said to be distracted, and he could pretend to be a passerby. Of course, it's best if no one sees it.

During this period, the fifth father really used a flashlight to carefully irradiate all places in and around the pond several times. The fifth father doesn't know how to use batteries, he uses a seven-battery flashlight modified by his father, which can clearly illuminate the scene around the tofu weir.

The fifth father really focused on the trees, and didn't pay attention to the wide and flat embankment at all, and swept it every time. Whenever the light of the electric rod arrived, Wang Erye lay down on the ground, and the fifth father shone on his body, and it was impossible to see clearly that it was a lying person from a distance.

When the time came, the snoring of the fifth father was already faintly audible, and there was no movement on the side of Sanshou Bay. Wang Erye moved his body, chased the big fat pig that broke free for a while, and was finished by the feint of catching up and subduing him alone, which was considered to be warmed up, and he entered the water naked.

Second Master Wang, he will never wear a veil, even a swimmer the size of a palm will affect his neatness and agility in the water.

The water is very cold in winter, especially in the middle of the night. But Second Master Wang is just not afraid, he has long been used to it. Freeze in the water for a maximum of an hour or two, and his action will be complete. Anyone who is used to winter swimming knows that the coldest part is only when you first enter the water, and then you will feel warmer and warmer.

The reason why Wang Erye attaches so much importance to agility and neatness is only because he goes into the water to chase fish.

Such deep water, such a cold day, even if you catch it for a day, you may not be able to catch a fish.

4★.

The road is simple, and the thief is also simple. Wang Erye's tool is very simple, just a special hand net.

This is a real hand net, which can be held completely in the palm of his hand without a single outward appearance.

This one is a net that is easy to steal fish and not be easily revealed, so it is a net woven with a specially selected fine thread; Both are also users who have to have high water performance that people can't imagine, and they also have to have special use skills, so even the pendant is saved; The third is also because this is a net only for stealing big fish, and the mesh is very large.

There are dozens of such mobile nets of different specifications.

Most of the fish are close to the cracks in the rocks on the shore, and they don't bother to move, especially some grass carp, which can't be beaten away. If you're not afraid of exposure, it's a good deal to use a harpoon this season.

Wang Erye glided lightly along the shore of the tofu weir, he himself was like a swimming fish, swift and silent, along the way were a few nests where he had laid bait during the day. His hand net is wide open, which can cover nearly ten square meters, and every time he reaches a kiln, there will be a harvest.

With his extraordinary sensitivity, he selectively carried out the snare, and the success rate was not high, and he was very satisfied with being able to pick one out of a hundred, so it would take one or two hours.

He let go of the silver carp that loved to jump and the price was not high and easy to kill, mainly the laziest grass carp, and he did not let go of the carp that was enough to catty two.

He had to knock the fish unconscious for each one he received, so that it didn't have a chance to make a noise from the net.

This is a very professional skill, is the core key technology of fish thieves, the sense of proportion is very important, too light can only cause more violent struggle, too heavy can not be resurrected, dead fish have to eat at home, it is not sold for any money, but for the sake of safety, it is rather heavy than light.

Getting out safely is always the first policy in their business.

After all, the pond fish are speechless, Wang Erye succeeded very smoothly, estimated more than 100 catties, he tied the net tightly and dragged it to the shore, where he had already buried a big black plastic bag in the mud and sand, as long as he used a set of it, he could walk on his shoulder, and there would be no water leakage along the way.

5★.

The fish are brought to the expected place where the water will rise, and the mouth of the net is pressed with a large stone. He chose to start on a large rock, and he couldn't see the wet footprints until dawn.

Wang Erye retreated to the deep water area a few feet away and carefully washed the fishy fish on his body.

Just as he was about to go ashore, he heard the sound of small footsteps, and it was the man who was walking towards him.

The man he had been looking forward to for a long time.

Wang Erye sank, and even his hair was buried in the water.

It was the short lady Tao Lifen who came.

Previously, Tao Li Fen was vicious to the side of the guts, broke into the inner hall, held up the grown twist anvil, and inserted it hard against Li Xinghua's female treasure. It was very violent, and the consequences would be serious, but she didn't think about putting up with it.

This woman is so cheap, it is impossible to ask for face at all! I was broken by a dwarf last time, but I don't know how to converge yet! She's just going to stick it in the! If she doesn't mess it, she's not finished!

No matter how tender the skin of the Xinghua sister-in-law is, even if it can be broken with a single bullet, but there is an old dwarf to protect it, and the dwarf lady just can't even touch the edge, and there is a long and hard twist steel anvil in the air, but it was taken away by its owner, the old dwarf.

The old man was more familiar with this anvil than his wife, and he spent more time holding it than Shen Zhou holding the pen.

It is the old man's other finger, and for the old man, the importance of the anvil is ranked above his twenty-first finger. That finger gave him a home and a relationship with Xinghua's sister-in-law, and this anvil was an important tool for him to make a living. Live first before you can enjoy it, so the anvil is more important.

The anvil was snatched, and the old man tore off the tail of the chicken and didn't recognize the old man, and beat his other half for the sake of the rotten prostitute.

The husband not only protects outsiders, but also is so ruthless, beating his wife to death, and letting her leave alone in the dark, not worrying at all about what accidents will happen to his wife if she can't think about it.

It was obvious that he didn't care about her life or death at all, and didn't take care of his original partner, but he apologized and comforted the silver woman and exempted himself from responsibility. Is this the old dwarf's brain not turning, or is he flawed by nature?

That's why his memoirs confuse audio-visual, black and white, right and wrong, and time. (To be continued.) )