Chapter 299: Robbing an ATM?
At the headquarters of the Xicheng Skeleton Regiment, Ding Zihang's face was hideous, staring at the man in black in front of him: "The whole army is wiped out?
The man in black wiped his cold sweat: "Well, well, they are not people, they are devils! If I hadn't been far away, I would have turned into corpses now." ”
Ding Zihang's fist made a crisp sound, and he gritted his teeth: "Then why didn't you die?"
"I'm ......," the man in black shuddered, not daring to continue.
Ding Zihang rubbed his temples: "Tell me what happened in detail!"
"Yes. The man in black nodded hurriedly, trying to remember the situation and begin to tell what he had seen.
After hearing this, Ding Zihang's eyes narrowed: "What is the identity of this group of people? Tianmen definitely doesn't have these masters, who are they?"
The man in black stood beside him, not daring to squeak, listening to Ding Zihang's self-talk.
"What about the corpses of the brothers?"
The man in black trembled with fright when he heard the cold voice: "I, I don't know! ”
Ding Zihang stood up suddenly, grabbed the man in black by the collar, and glared at his eyes: "Damn, they deliberately let you come back and send me a message! Why do you say you are still alive? Go and die with your brothers!" The words fell, pulled out the gun and put it on his head, and resolutely pulled the trigger.
With a 'bang', the man in black opened his eyes wide, and a bloody hole appeared in his head, and blood flowed from the door. He grabbed Ding Zihang's arm with both hands, as if he didn't believe it when he died, how could the boss kill him!
Ding Zihang sneered, pulled away the hand of the man in black, and the corpse slowly slipped to the ground. "Bastard, waste!" Ding Zihang spat and put away his gun.
"Xiao Feng, Tianmen Sanshao, I won't let you go!" Ding Zihang sat down on the sofa again and said through gritted teeth.
"Brother Feng, what do you guess Ding Zihang's reaction will be?" Zhang Yu asked with a grin as he wiped the blood on the Triangular Army's thorns.
Xiao Feng shrugged: "I guess I can go crazy with anger, right? Hehe, this kid originally wanted to keep us, but he didn't expect to suffer a big loss, how can he swallow this breath! ”
"Rub, even if it's really hot, we're not afraid of his skeleton group!" Zhang Yu said indifferently.
Xiao Feng was speechless and glared at Zhang Yu: "You kid will get out of the house tomorrow by slapping his ass, leaving the mess for Huotian to clean up." ”
"Hey, why don't I go?" I'll stay and clean up by myself?" Zhang Yu stared at Xiao Feng and shouted in his heart, hurry up and agree, my brother Feng!
"No, you have to go! Okay, get off at the intersection in front, Ding Zihang won't send someone to come again." Xiao Feng thought about Lin Lin in his heart, his brain was infinitely YY, how should he toss tonight?
After walking for about a kilometer, Xiao Feng stepped on the brakes: "You go back to hellfire, and I will also go back to the villa." ”
Zhang Yu nodded: "Well, Nacheng, I'll go down first!" said and pushed the car door to get out of the car.
Xiao Feng also jumped out of the car and walked to the back: "Nameless, they won't come, you all go back! There is also a demon knife, tonight is the Spring Festival, hehe, go back and wash and sleep!"
Nameless thought for a moment, and finally nodded: "Okay, then let's go." After saying that, he stopped talking nonsense, and got into the car and left with the bad wind.
The Demon Sword and the Flame Girl looked at each other, and also said hello to Xiao Feng and the four of them, and left in a hurry.
"I think we should go to the cave house. Zhang Yu stared at the Audi car and said with a wicked smile.
Xiao Feng pouted: "Come on, don't make trouble in the cave room! You can't come back for three months, why don't you go back and hug your little leaf arch quilt?"
When Zhang Yu heard this, he nodded violently: "Sister, I almost forgot about this! With that, he hurriedly got into the car.
Huo Tian and Lin Mo smiled, said hello to Xiao Feng, got into the car under Zhang Yu's urging, and galloped away in the direction of Nancheng.
Xiao Feng sat back in the car, thinking of rolling on the big bed with Lin Lin tonight, a rippling smile appeared on his face: "Hehe, Lin Lin, I'll be back." ”
"Lin Lin, what are you doing? Help me get a bag, why did you take so long?" Huo Wu asked loudly while lying on Lin Lin's bed.
Lin Lin carried Huo Wu's bag, came in from outside, and handed it to her: "Do you have all the guns in your bag?"
"yes, you can defend yourself. Huo Wu took out the gun from his bag and gestured a few times: "There is another one under the sofa, if you want, you can also hold it!"
"I don't want this. Lin Lin hurriedly shook his head and looked at Huo Wu: "Hurry up and lie down, it's so dishonest if you're uncomfortable." ”
Fire Dance grinned, "Hey, okay. As he spoke, he put the gun back into his bag and clicked his mouth: "I want to drink water." ”
"Well, you wait, I'll pour it for you. Lin Lin nodded and walked out of the room.
Seeing Lin Lin leaving, Huo Wu hurriedly took out a medicine bottle from his bag, took out a small pill from it, and sandwiched it between his fingers.
Within two minutes, Lin Lin came in from outside with water, and handed it to Huo Wu: "Come, drink water." ”
Huo Wu picked it up, took a sip, and frowned: "Why is this water so sweet?" As he spoke, the pill between his fingers fell into the cup.
"Sweet, how is it possible!" Lin Lin was a little puzzled, and took a sip. "It's tasteless, how can it be sweet. ”
Huo Wu saw Lin Lin drink water, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly: "Hehe, it may be sweet in my mouth." ”
"Then do you still drink?" Lin Lin asked.
Huo Wu shook his head: "Don't drink it, let's put it aside for now." Come on,, let's have a good talk. ”
Lin Lin glanced at the time, this Brother Feng should come back, right? Thinking of Brother Feng saying that he would let him leave the door, his face couldn't help but turn rosy. But now that Fire Dance is here, what should I do? She is not feeling well, and it is not good for her to go back to her room. Forget it, let's talk to her.
Lin Lin got into bed and lay down next to Huo Wu: "Hehe, what do you want to talk about?"
"I'll tell you a joke, how about it?" Huo Wu said with a smile on his right hand on Lin Lin's shoulder.
Lin Lin didn't care about what she was talking about, and nodded: "Well, okay!"
"Once upon a time, there was a girl named Xiaowen, and then she had a boyfriend, so she changed her name to Xiaoliu. Her boyfriend's name is Ah Tai, and he changed his name to Ah Mu after getting along with Xiaowen. Huo Wu thought casually and said.
"It's over?" Lin Lin was listening, but found that Huo Wu didn't say anything.
Fire Dance nodded: "yes, it's over! Hehe, it's funny, isn't it?"
"......" Lin Lin was a little puzzled: "I didn't think it was funny, what do you mean? Why is her name Xiaoliu and her boyfriend's name Amu?"
The corners of Huo Wu's mouth twitched, it was really a pure girl paper! Pure sister paper, it's rare these days, no wonder Brother Feng likes it! She snapped her fingers and leaned on Lin Lin's ear, explaining like this and this, making Lin Lin's face crimson.
"Oh, Wu'er, you're dead!" Lin Lin touched his hot face and twisted around Huo Wu's waist.
"Hehe, this is dead? Come on, I'll tell you another one. Fire Dance said with a wicked smile.
Lin Lin opened her eyes vigorously and waved her hand: "I don't want to listen to this!"
"What's wrong with you, Lin Lin. ”
"I'm so sleepy, I can't open my eyelids~" Lin Lin spoke, fell on the pillow, and fell asleep deeply.
Huo Wu patted Lin Lin's face: "Lin Lin, wake up." ”
Lin Lin lay on the bed, without the slightest reaction, and had completely fallen asleep.
Huo Wu sat up from the bed, looked at Lin Lin's face, stretched out his hand and stroked gently: "Lin Lin, don't blame me! I love Brother Feng, I really love love!"
"Lin Lin is waiting for herself in the room, hehe, tonight the old man is finally going to break the vows!" Xiao Feng grinned and kept talking to himself.
Xiao Feng drove the car, his eyes casually looking around. Suddenly, his eyes fell on a nearby bank, thought about it, hit the steering wheel, and drove towards the bank. Stop at the side of the road, pull out your wallet, take a random bank card, and get out of the car to enter the self-service bank.
As soon as Xiao Feng entered, he was startled, what is this guy doing?
He was holding a bottle of liquor in his hand and pouring it into the ATM. At his feet, there was a hammer, a screwdriver. With this equipment, it can be seen that this guy has hit the ATM with his idea.
Hammer and screwdriver, Xiao Feng can still understand, he can smash the screen and twist the screws! However, why does this guy pour wine into the ATM? Could it be that this is the latest theft technology? After watching it for a while, Xiao Feng finally couldn't hold back and was ready to ask.
Xiao Feng took a few steps forward and patted the man's shoulder: "Hey, buddy, what are you doing?"
"Huh?" the man turned his head calmly and shook his body, "You ask me?"
Xiao Feng secretly praised himself, this guy's psychological quality is good enough! If he were an ordinary person, he would have been startled. "yes, how do you pour wine into an ATM. ”
"Hiccup. The man burped, smiled drunkly, and patted the ATM: "Hehe, boy, you don't understand, do you? Pour a few bottles of liquor, and when it gets high, he should spit out the money!"
"......" Xiao Feng was directly scorched on the outside and tender on the inside by the man's words. Pour wine? Wait for the ATM to drink high and spit out money?
Xiao Feng suddenly felt that this guy was no longer suitable for staying on Earth! Probably the ATM of Mars, after drinking the second pot head, he would spit out the money!
"Ahem, buddy, since you can spit out money when you're drunk, why are you carrying a hammer and a screwdriver?" Xiao Feng asked again, he wanted to hear what this strange thing could answer.
"Hey, if it doesn't vomit when it's drunk, I'll beat it up! If it doesn't vomit, I'll use a screwdriver, stick it in, and stir him to vomit. The man said as he poured his wine.
Xiao Feng gave a thumbs up: "Dude, you're awesome!, when you can make it drunk and spit out money, remember to send a 'technical post' and carry forward this method!"
After Xiao Feng finished speaking, he stopped caring about the drunk man, walked to the ATM next to him, and prepared to insert a card to withdraw money. As soon as he approached, he smelled a strong smell of alcohol coming to his nose. Take a closer look, well, this ATM has also been drunk!
"I said, how can this also have wine?" Xiao Feng turned his face and looked at the man and asked.
The man shook his body and grinned: "Hehe, brother, let me tell you, that ATM is too good to drink! Damn, it's not drunk! I've drunk five bottles of Erguotou from Lao Tzu, and I didn't even burp a drink, let alone vomit out." ”