"It's cool!"

Shan stood in the fishing village of the East China Sea and cried loudly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

His bitter cry made many people gather around curiously. Of course, I'm curious! Since he said that he was dead, why did he cry? People have only seen people laugh and drool when they died, but they have never seen people cry when they die. So people ran to the place where the good place was standing to take a look, and there was a trumpet that had not been turned, and the name was actually ......

"Cool"!

It turns out that the meaning of Shuang is dead, that is, Shuang is dead!

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In Wake Up Peach Blossom Island, Shan and Shuang are funny characters in the gang. Dead Cat also often says: "Are you two here to be funny?" These two people can indeed be called strange characters in the Journey to the West comedy industry, not only funny in the gang, but also funny behaviors to the Journey to the West forum, as well as Ye Zizhu. The four-panel comic that "died cool" is quite famous in Journey to the West, but it is actually a strange thing made with a cool number.

Among them, Shuang is the more bizarre one of the two wonderful. After all, if goodness is a group performance, then Shuangke is the starring role.

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1. Jokes that must be said.

When they were still in the Peach Blossom Island Trumpet Gang, my Fengxi Yanyu only met with him a few times in the server. In normal times, when I meet him, I will meet more often in the Peach Blossom Island Trumpet Gang when I open a trumpet, such as the Madoram and the Imperial Examination Trumpet No. 1.

One day, something that happened that was a little bit funny.

Madoram: "Sister, this 80 ring is poisonous #24 (staring)"

Cool: "What's wrong #35 (surprised)"

Ma Doram: "The warrior is looking for Aunt Lu, and Aunt Lu is looking for the warrior #24"

Let me explain in advance here that the distance between this martial artist and Aunt Lu is very long. 80 rings is a new kind of money running quest, as long as you find various NPCs and give them what they need, you can get a part of the money for each ring, and after the end of 80 rings, you can get about 1 million taels of silver. The most annoying thing about this 80-ring task is to run too far, and if you run far, you will naturally get money slowly. Therefore, every time the place of the warrior is something that all of us don't like to go, once the NPC says the name of the warrior, we will all be in the dark and run towards the distant border of the Tang Dynasty.

As for Aunt Lu, it was in Luoyang City, which was very far away from the warriors. In the south of Luoyang City, in addition to Aunt Lu, there are two quite cute NPCs, one is called Miss He, and the other is called Xiao Juren, both of them are not far from Aunt Lu, and they are standing next to each other.

So Shuang said: "My 80 rings are also poisonous #24"

Madoram: "What's going on then?#24"

Shuang: "Aunt Lu found Xiao Juren to fall in love, Xiao Juren disliked her for being too old, as long as Miss He was by her side, and then Miss He rejected him, Xiao Juren was disappointed and accepted Aunt Lu's courtship #24"

What is this? How can there be such a chaotic thing? Aunt Lu is an honest lady, how can she have anything to do with Xiao Juren again?#24

Shuang: "Ahaha, in fact, it means that my 80 rings are Aunt Lu looking for Xiao Juren, Xiao Juren looking for Miss He, Miss He looking for Xiao Juren again, Xiao Juren looking for Aunt Lu again!

Madoram: "Hmph, character is conserved, don't worry, it's the turn of the warrior next." ”

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Shuang: "Damn! The warrior is looking for Aunt Lu, and Aunt Lu is looking for the warrior #24"

Madoram: "I'll just say that character is conserved#99 (eat noodles)"

Cool: "No, this is your curse, you have to pay me money #24"

Madoram: "Aren't you just looking for someone for a long time, and you haven't lost a penny of money#24"

Cool: "Point card #24, you wasted my point card #24"

Madoram: "Damn, that's okay?"

Shuang: "Unless your prediction is correct, who will I meet next?"

Ma Doram: "The warrior is looking for Aunt Lu, and Aunt Lu is looking for the warrior #24"

Shuang: "Relying on #24 is really a warrior looking for Aunt Lu again, and Aunt Lu is looking for a warrior #24 You crow's mouth, no, you must pay me money......"

It's not good to run for money, and when you see me passing by on the road, you simply order me to kill:

"Look at your crow's mouth, let's kill you first#18 (a black ghost with a fork laughing)"

Madoram: "#24看看谁搞谁 #24"

After a few rounds, he died.

Madoram: "Cool #89"

Cool: "Cool to death #15 (crying)"

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2. Super singles.

Cool and kind is to wake up Peach Blossom Island together. At the same time, it came from the trumpet gang.

In the Peach Blossom Island Trumpet Gang, I practiced a lot of anti-shock tactics, and one day I had a whim: "I'll form a solo team tonight and try it to see how it works." ”

Feng Xiyan said: "Just kidding, the solo team can't kill people, how can this work in the gang war?"

Shuang: "The mountain people have their own clever plan, if this trick is successfully tested, we don't need to form any three-person teams in the future, all of them form a single team, and we will definitely be able to pull those strong gangs down." ”

Feng Xiyan said: "What are you talking about, so mighty?"

Shuang: "You'll know when the night helps!"

I'm quite confused, but since he said that he would know about it when he helped fight at night, then I don't need to be so anxious to know the result. Take your time, wait for him to design this so-called one-man team tactic, and then slowly study whether it is useful or not.

So soon in the evening, the gang battle began. Our opponents are the strongest, but not as good as our dragon and wolf gangs, and everyone flocks in together, and it is a good kill to light the team.

The team I led finished killing a team, and suddenly found that Shuang was really alone, provoking an entire team of people from the Dragon Wolf Gang. That team didn't want to fight with that Shuang, but Shuang said: "Your whole team can't beat me alone, believe it or not?"

How many people can endure such a challenge? Those teams who have no team to kill are naturally provoked by him, and they smiled and nodded into the battle: "Hehe, I didn't want to kill you, you caused trouble yourself, let's abuse you?"

I'll hold my forehead, they're really easy to fool. It seems that I keep saying that the three-person team is a three-person team, which is indeed a waste of talent. Shuang, this person, just using a few words to tease, is enough to lead that team to be fooled, which not only wastes their time, but also ......

Boom two instant kills, cool to death, but the two immortals on the opposite side also died #24

The two immortals were stunned when they saw the scene of their knees: "Damn, I've been tricked!"

Shuang laughed treacherously there.

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Therefore, Shuang doesn't care if he dies or not, in short, he can always let others die. Either laughing to death, or anti-death, I also admire it.