[60] When you go abroad, you meet acquaintances on the plane

After saying goodbye to Huang Dashuai and them at the door of the house, Li Xiaowu went directly to the airport. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This time, the place Li Xiaoguo is going to is Iraq, a war-torn country located in the northeast of the Arabian Peninsula in West Asia and bordering the Persian Gulf in the southeast.

Since the large-scale US attack on Iraq in 2003, the situation in Iraq has become particularly chaotic.

And war-torn countries are the favorite places of killers and mercenaries, and even many killers and mercenaries come out of these war-torn countries.

Li Xiaozhi chose to go to Iraq because he wanted to blend into the mercenary world and the killer world, and after mixing into the killer world and the mercenary world, he could better go and find Huang Tingting's whereabouts.

"Tingting is waiting for me, I am Li Xiaowu in the mercenary world of the killer world, the death doctor is here haha....... Li Xiaowu put on his backpack, hugged little Tyson and walked directly to the boarding gate.

When I walked to the boarding gate, Li Xiaowu met an acquaintance, but this acquaintance was not too familiar, it was the kind that she had chatted a few words on the plane before, she was interesting to Li Xiaoxiao, but Li Xiaowu was not interesting to her.

In order to avoid waiting for his identity to be revealed, Li Xiaowu deliberately took a few steps back and let the people behind him stand in front of him.

And he hugged little Tyson and went to the back, although everyone thought Li Xiaoxiao's behavior was very weird, but everyone was not surprised by this, and they all thought he was waiting for someone.

After boarding the plane last and finding his seat, Li Xiaowu first put away his luggage, then helped little Tyson fasten his seat belt, and finally sat down on the seat and fastened his seat belt.

Little Tyson, who had never been on a plane, was very curious about everything in the plane, looked around at Little Tyson with big cute eyes, and asked with a smile, "Xi Fu, Xi Fu, what is this, why are there so many people in it?"

Li Xiaowu took out a bag of food and handed it to the little guy, and then explained with a smile, "Tyson remembers, this is called an airplane, an airplane that can fly in the sky like a bird." ”

A fat passenger lined up opposite, looked at Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson, and then said funny: "Master, Tyson, I'll go, when will Tang Seng still mix with the boxing king, is this a revised version of Journey to the West?"

Knowing that the fat passenger was joking, Li Xiaowu didn't mind much, but said with a kind face, "Emma, Bajie is the teacher, but I have found you, where is your senior brother?"

"Puff puff puff.... Hahahahahaha......ha Laughing to death. As soon as Li Xiaowu said this, everyone looked at the size of the fat passengers, and immediately half of the passengers burst into laughter.

Little Tyson looked at the fat passenger, then at Li Xiaowu, and then said in a milky voice, "Xifu, is he also your adopted son, how did you raise him so big?"

"Puff....... Hahaha, I don't know how he ate like this. Li Xiaowu covered his mouth and laughed in his seat.

The fat passenger glared at little Tyson, and said fiercely, "Little brat, talk nonsense, be careful of Lao Tzu flattening you, look at the little ghost old man, and then look at me gouging out your eyes." ”

Without warning, little Tyson suddenly erupted, got out of his seat belt, rushed in front of the fat passenger, and punched him in the eye socket.

If it weren't for Li Xiaowu's timely action and pulled little Tyson back, the fat passenger might not know how badly he would be beaten by little Tyson.

The fat passenger was blindfolded, he really couldn't imagine that he was only four or five years old who hit him just now, and he took a picture of his two black circles with his mobile phone, and the fat passenger quickly took out a pair of glasses and put them on.

After putting on his sunglasses, the fat passenger was ready to stand up and clean up Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson, but Little Tyson's next sentence immediately made him take back in horror, his feet that were just about to go out.

"Xi Fu, Xi Fu, you let go of me, I'm going to go over and kill that dead fat man!!

The big wild bear didn't dare to stare at me with his eyes, since he dared to stare at me with his small eyes, Xifu let me go, and I would go over and kill him. Little Tyson was in Li Xiaoxiao's arms, gritting his teeth at the fat passenger.

Li Xiaowu first took out a pack of snacks to stabilize little Tyson, and then looked at the fat passenger with murderous eyes;

"If you don't want to be beaten to death by a four-year-old child, you'd better keep your mouth shut, or hehe... Tomorrow~year~of~today~just~is~you~~death!!"

Glancing at Li Xiaowu's cold eyes, and then at the slight tattoos on Li Xiaoxiao's neck, the fat passenger swallowed his saliva, and then obediently lay on his seat and stopped talking.

After bluffing the fat passenger, Li Xiaowu glared at Little Tyson, and said angrily, "Little Tyson's temper is not allowed to be so explosive next time, do you know??"

This is on the plane, and if you kill that fat uncle, we will be arrested by the police uncle and put in jail. ”

Little Tyson said childishly while eating potato chips, "Xifu, I heard that you have smashed the police station before, beaten the chief of the police station, and played with the beautiful policeman of the police station, right, hehe.... Xifu is so powerful, the police can't catch us. ”

Hearing little Tyson's words, the hearts of the passengers on the plane were half frightened, smashing the police station, beating the police chief, and getting a beautiful policeman, and the people who can do these things, except for robbers and terrorists, are left with TM outlaws.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, .........whoa, who The fat passenger was directly scared by Little Tyson's words, and now the whole pants are wet.

Seeing everyone's frightened eyes, Li Xiaowu said with a wry smile, "Tong Yan is unscrupulous, Tong Yan is unscrupulous, children have watched too much TV, that's it."

Smashing the police station, beating the police chief, and getting a beautiful police flower, these are all plots in the novel, how can there be in reality, right? ”

"Huhuhu..... What your kids say is so scary that we think you're a terrorist. After breathing a sigh of relief, the passengers in the cabin complained slightly dissatisfied.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry everyone, if you're okay with that fat brother, let's go to the bathroom and change your pants, if you don't pay attention to hygiene like this, it will be easy to damage underneath." Li Xiaowu apologized and suggested to the fat passenger.

As soon as the fat passenger took his pants to change, Li Xiaowu sat down next to him, making him want to cry without tears.

"Hey, bastard, my mother has finally caught you.

Li Xiaowu, did you say that you are going to hide in Dubai, since you have hid in Dubai in order to hide from me, where are you going to hide this time?" Meidis glared at Li Xiaowu, pinching his waist and puffing.

Li Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a wry smile, "Hahaha.... It's been a long time since I've seen a beautiful woman.

What do you say, no, how can I hide from you, I went to Dubai to make money, why should I hide from you if I have nothing to do?"

Looking at Li Xiaowu, and then at Little Tyson, Medis said with a puzzled face, "This is your son, where are you going?"

"Well, my son, let's go to Iraq. Li Xiaowu didn't think about it, and said casually.

The two chatted for a while, and it was not until after the plane took off that the two ended chatting, lay down in their respective seats and began to close their eyes. (To be continued.) )