Chapter 0071: Scum Threesome (Part I)
The wine is strong and intimidating, and with the power of wine, Lin Feng said to Su Qingyan: "Su Su Su...... Sister Su, why didn't you ask me why I robbed your car that day?"
The beautiful president is drunk and hazy, and the characteristics of drinking too much are fully revealed.
"Why? hahahaha...... Sister trusts you, what kind of man sister hasn't seen after so many years? Just your kind of 'fierce little macho' eyes, you know at a glance that you are a 'little chick'! Hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"
At this time, Xiao Beibei, who was wearing a European-style white napkin, had already eaten a mouth full of greasy and shredded meat.
As soon as she heard her mommy say that her "Prince Charming" was a "little chick", little Lori muttered without raising her eyelids: "You adults are so boring, you can't speak clearly!" It doesn't matter if 'Brother Prince' is a 'chick', the important thing is to be good to my 'Super Invincible Little Bebei'!"
Hearing such fierce words, Lin Feng was instantly speechless.
Hearing her daughter's simple thoughts, the beautiful president immediately smiled and bent over: "Hahahaha...... Hahahaha...... I don't know how to grasp the happiness I want, I can't do that, hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"
Hearing what the beautiful president said, Lin Feng knew that the beautiful young woman in front of him was drunk, so he wanted to get up and persuade him.
But before he could stand up, the beautiful president fell into his arms and said, "Silly brother, sister forgot to tell you, today is my sister's thirty-fourth birthday, I didn't expect it to be Xiao Beibei and you sitting next to me...... Hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"
Everyone has sad things, and every family has a difficult scripture!
Lin Feng didn't think about participating in other people's housework, but the beautiful woman was drunk in front of him, and if he didn't help persuade him, he was obviously not a gentleman.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng gently hugged the shoulders of the beautiful president, then pinched the other party's wine glass and said, "Sister Su, you have drunk too much, Xiao Beibei is still there, I see ......"
Before Lin Feng's words were finished, he saw the female president sit up "ho", and then said very calmly: "Promise my sister one thing, no matter what happens in a while, you will insist on sleeping with your sister, that Porsche is a meeting gift from your sister, you see if it's okay, hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"
Lin Feng was also frightened by this sudden "happiness": "That and that...... Really...... Really? Just admit to sleeping...... That's it...... Is there a luxury car?"
Hearing Lin Feng's words, the beautiful president's hazy drunken eyes were full of disdain: "That's still fake, but it depends on whether you are willing to cooperate with your sister?" hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"
The female president laughed insolently while prostrate on Lin Feng's thigh.
Lin Feng was petrified in an instant!
That's a limited edition Porsche, and the naked car costs four or five million, so if you say give it away, you can give it away?
Is it really just a matter of cooperating with a play and not having to go to bed? Or do you send a car first, and then let the other party volunteer to dedicate yourself?
In this situation, Lin Feng secretly sighed in his heart: Domestic women are too horny, "play cannons" and send Porsche, I fucking shit luck!
The sky has eyes! I, Lin Feng, should have reasonably developed and utilized our tall, mighty, handsome, and lovely good body and appearance!
Thinking of this, Lin Feng looked at the little Lori Su Beibei who looked like an adult with joy in his eyes.
At this time, little Beibei was cutting the steak with a knife, because her small hands were weak, so that the nine-rare veal steak was torn to pieces by her.
But the little one was obviously quite satisfied with his masterpiece, and only heard her mutter, "Woman! At this age, you will inevitably be empty and lonely, but you can't rob my boyfriend when you're drunk?"
Lin Feng immediately had black lines all over his face.
But then he realized another problem, that is, there was an empty and lonely light mature woman in front of him, and this woman was already drunk.
Naturally, she was really drunk, so what she said might be impulsive, and wouldn't it be empty to rejoice when she woke up and didn't admit me.
Is that a multimillion-dollar limited-edition Porsche?
Thinking of this, Lin Feng immediately woke up.
After some thought, Lin Feng decided to confirm the authenticity of this "pie" that fell from the sky.
So the next moment, he weakly asked the beautiful president: "Sister Su, I put the key to the car on the table for you, see if you can get it back......
Su Qingyan, the beautiful president in her sleep, obviously didn't sleep too much, only heard her close her eyes and whispered: "It's really long-winded, I said I would give it to you, and I should ...... if I saved Xiao Beibei from you."
At this point, the female president's voice gradually became smaller, and then she let out a weak snoring sound.
At this moment, the doorbell rang, and Su Qingyan, who was sleeping, sat up smartly and said: "Here, when the time comes, you will say that it is my new boyfriend, and there is one more thing you have to insist on, we have lived together, and you have been living here with me!"
Lin Feng's mouth grew like swallowing a duck's egg, and he didn't find the right words to deal with it for a while.
After saying this, the beautiful president walked over and opened the door, and a glasses man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks and two women, an old man and a young woman, appeared at the door.
The man with glasses was wearing a crumpled Versace suit, and the two women behind him, an old man and a young woman, were wearing heavy makeup and domineering side leaks.
Seeing that the three of them arrived as promised, the beautiful president said angrily: "It's useless for you to come, it's impossible for Xiao Beibei to go with you, it's useless for you to be stubborn!"
At this time, the old woman among the two women shook the black mole on the corner of her mouth and said: "What are you talking about Su Qingyan, that's my own granddaughter, although Yuwen can't pull her face to have a child, but I, Wang Xiulan, can't take away my own granddaughter, I'll die here."
"That's it, Su Qingyan, don't be rampant, Su Beibei is the flesh and blood of our Su family, and I, as an aunt, will never let her follow you...... You slut!"
Jia Huimei, who was behind the old woman, saw that her mother and the hateful and arrogant "former sister-in-law" had exchanged fire, and immediately pulled her bow and shot arrows to help the horse.
At this time, Su Qingyan seemed to be completely sober, and saw her shaking her hands pointing at the three of them and shouting: "Get out, get out, get out of my house, otherwise I will call the police and arrest you......"
Seeing the attitude of the beautiful president, the glasses man pretended to be and said: "Call the police, you slut still want to call the police, the police are easy to do, directly take you and your 'little concubine' to the bureau and lock them up, and then you will be punished for the crime of 'illegal cohabitation', and then you want to be the guardian of Xiao Beibei, but there is no fun!"
Hou Zijin, the glasses man, is Wang Xiulan's fast son-in-law, that is, the lawyer husband of the little woman Jia Huimei.
At this time, the mother-in-law and wife have already fired, and if they don't stick their heads home, they will definitely be scolded by the strong mother-in-law as a "nest".
Therefore, Hou Zijin used what he could search for moral and legal terms, and shouted at Su Qingyan, the beautiful president.
At this time, Su Qingyan was already out of anger, only to see her pointing at the glasses man's nose and shouting: "Hou Zijin, you shut up for me, you are still a lawyer, 'illegal cohabitation' has been canceled for more than ten years, what are you still arguing about 'illegal cohabitation' here, I really doubt that your lawyer's qualification certificate is a fake certificate that you spent money on?"
In fact, in Su Qingyan's words, Hou Zijin's lawyer's qualification certificate was a fake certificate under the operation of his wife.
Hou Zijin, who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, caught up with Jia Huimei, who also didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, in a third-rate technical school, and after graduation, he used the powerful family power of Jia Huimei's mother's family to find someone to take a fake lawyer's license, and then entered a large law firm through a relationship to fill up the number in it.
In fact, this grandson is a "legally illiterate" with a lawyer's "painted skin".
At this time, the old bottom was exposed, and the angry Hou Zijin sprinkled it.
I saw him pointing to Lin Feng, who had been quietly watching the changes, and said: "See, I kept saying that I found a 'warm male stepfather' for Xiao Beibei, let's see, this kid is only twenty years old when he dies, and he is still a warm man, and I don't know which nightclub he hooked the wild man from, and he doesn't shoot the bad child!"
Hou Zijin's words added fuel to the fire and contributed to a big fire, and Wang Xiulan's mother and daughter, who had been suffering for no reason, instantly had an offensive direction.