A thousand years ago, in the Dao Breaking Temple outside the Golden Autumn City, a lewd old man and a lewd wolf dog were torturing a goddess with inhuman means. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Today, Xiao Ai thought that she was touched by her first love boy in the crowded stairwell, so she went to bed very late excitedly. Well, it seems that I still don't want her to find out the truth, it's not the boy who touched her for the first time, but the eye bully in the class......"

"Ahh

"Xiao Ai followed her first love as usual after school today, but she was treated as a thief by the security guard, and she decisively lied that she had intermittent amnesia. I'm really relieved to be so adaptable......"

"Stop reading it!

Today, Ai Ai deliberately unbuttoned the collar of her school uniform, and then bent down to pick up the pen in front of the boy. Alas, I pity Ai Ai, your boobs are growing too late, and the boy doesn't see anything......"

"Don't, why do you ...... me like this?"

The torture continued for a long time, until Alice stopped rolling on the floor with her ears covered, but curled up in a ball and sobbed.

Lin Yiliang sighed and stuffed the diary back into his arms: "The god who created himself is a voyeur who loves to write a diary, and there is nothing more tragic than this." ”

Huang Mo also nodded sympathetically: "Alas, senior sister, as a god who also wants to kill himself, I can understand the reason why you suffer from eye phobia. I suspected that I had auditory hallucinations, and I always felt like a green-headed fly surnamed Lin was constantly flying around my head. ”

Lin someone's eyebrows furrowed: "Xiao Huang, it's okay if you scold me for flies, but my head has never been green." ”

"Don't care about the useless details. Huang Mo smacked him and continued to say to the senior sister on the ground: "That's the case, if you go back to school to make our little report, then this diary of your mother goddess will be made public in the divine realm, which is an ending that no one wants to open." ”

"Uh......h You guys...... You're pushing me. Alice cried.

After hearing this, the corners of Lin Yiliang's mouth were raised, and he nodded: "That's right, but it's not to force you to make a choice, but to force you to calm down and think about it carefully." Think about whether it's appropriate to punish us, think about your mission and commitment. You are the true God, and God's promises are still reliable. ”

"Promise?" Alice wiped her tears, "you want me to be merciful in my dreams in this big world, I stayed, I didn't promise you anything outside of my dreams." ”

"Not to me, but to her. Lin Yiliang waved his hand to summon the image of a girl, "Xiao Mi, you nodded to Mo Yuying and promised to take care of her." How? When did destroying the world become a skill for children?"

After Alice was silent for a while, she actually cried even more fiercely: "How can you bully me like this! It's so bad! I curse you! I curse you for not finishing your job!"

Lin and Huang glanced at each other after hearing this, and then showed a lewd smile together.

Lin Yiliang smiled: "Senior sister, your curse is really scary. Hehe, since you are now willing to negotiate peace with us, then I will propose a constructive solution. ”

"You continue with your original mission, fulfilling your promises, and we will do our best to cooperate with you as we did before. As for what I did to prevent the destruction of this great world, whether it was right or wrong is still debated, and even if those great gods knew, they couldn't come to a conclusion for a while. ”

"So why don't you take advantage of the time you spent on the mission to take a closer look? If this place is really transformed into an anti-world, then I will destroy it as soon as you don't have to do it. Immediately after that, I would surrender myself to the school and accept the punishment I deserved. ”

"But if my academic research improves and succeeds in preventing the reverse evolution of the world, wouldn't that be a great contribution to the divine realm? Of course, you'll also get great credit as an overseer, and you may be promoted so you don't have to go undercover as a student. How?"

After thinking for a long time, Alice finally stood up from the ground: "Don't play tricks, your crime has become a fact, and what is disputed is only the severity of the punishment...... Well, I won't report it for the time being, and monitor the changes in this world on behalf of the gods. But ......"

Lin Yiliang laughed: "Senior sister, don't worry, I will be a god...... Oh no, I swear by the food, if you could give me more time, give the world more time, that journal would never be again. ”

Seeing the legendary foodie swear by food, Alice reluctantly believes him. She sighed helplessly: "I knew that you two were bad stars, but the gods still arranged for me to evaluate you." Alas, maybe you were right before, those great gods have long acquiesced to your graduation. They care more about the abilities of the two of you than about your madness. ”

Lin Yiliang clapped his hands and laughed: "It's great that you can agree, I'll invite you to dinner with Xiaohuang when I go back, please have one more meal......"

Alice shook her head and said, "It's not a matter of a few meals anymore. But can you tell me why? Why do you take the risk to save the world? Why do you want to do this? Lin Yiliang, I know you don't sacrifice yourself to save others. ”

"Ah, why?" Lin said with a smile: "I remember explaining to the school when I asked for leave that I came back to this world to explore the secret of the birth of my soul, and I naturally wouldn't let this world be destroyed until I figured it out." “

"Of course, I'm not really interested in sacrificing myself to save others, but don't you...... I would like to try a different food. ”

Alice sighed again, shook her head and said, "Forget it, I don't want to understand your three views." But keep me in mind that even if you have the acquiescence of the gods, I will never let you pass the final test easily. ”

"I can't ask for it. Lin nodded, "I'm too lazy to create the world, and I don't want to be used as a gunman by the gods so easily, I plan to only be a dormitory administrator or something in the future, and please try to give me a low score when the time comes." ”

"What? Huang Mo crooked his mouth after hearing this: "I said Lao Lin, don't you want to take care of the girls' dormitory? You have to be an old rascal, but this dog is ready to create the world after graduation." Our scores are bound to life like life, don't drag Lao Tzu back!"

Lao Lin smiled and said, "Anla, I won't touch your dog's leg." Creating the world is just a qualification, and you can create it when you have time. But it's not practical to think of it as a full-time job, and you've seen the dead fat houses of the god of creation. ”

Huang Mo said unhappily: "Don't compare Lao Tzu with those losers......! The income of the apprenticeship creator god is really not good, and what you said makes sense......"

Alice interrupted their discussion about employment with a cold snort, and then raised her hand to shoot a ray of light into the sky: "This world has been imprinted by me, and I will stay here for a long time to observe, you don't have to try to hide from me." Now, I can explain how I will accomplish the original task. ”

Lin Yiliang and Huang Mo glanced at each other, and then laughed evilly: "Blind date." ”

"Blind date? You told me that you can complete the task on a blind date, but how do you do it?" said Alice impatiently.

Lin waved his hand to summon the image of a bald fat man: "The task item you want is on him, how to get it...... Hehe, a blind date is the first step. ”