Chapter 309: Buddhahood is too fake and cheap
"Amitabha, donor, you have a good relationship with my Buddhism. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" A Buddha number from far to near, a white figure slowly forward.
Of course, the speed of moving forward may seem slow, but it is not.
The person who came was a young monk of about 1.8 meters, who looked to be only twenty-five or sixteen years old, very handsome, dressed in a white monk's robe, with a shaved head and a scar on his bald head. He wears jade-like beads around his neck and holds a string in his hand.
As he walked forward, he moved the beads and held a silver-white Zen staff in his other hand.
"Master, master, it turned out to be a supernatural one. Seeing the comer, the corners of Li Shaolong's mouth couldn't help revealing a hint of playfulness, it was really a bad comer!
"My Buddha is merciful, donor, you have a relationship with my Buddha, and I came to cross you into the Buddha Gate from the poor way. The young monk came to a place less than ten meters away from Li Shaolong and looked at Li Shaolong with a smile on his face.
"Okay, little monk, I am also very close to money, I am also very close to beautiful women, I am also related to beautiful little nuns, but with you, a little monk, there is no fate at all. Li Shaolong took a step back and looked at the little monk with a strange expression.
Wouldn't this little monk have that kind of orientation?
I will go, Lao Tzu's dignified Chinese people, what can be related to the Indian Buddhas? Even if they are destined, they are also the great gods of Pangu, the Chinese gods such as Sanqing Tianzun and Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, how can they have a fate with the Indian Buddhas? What are you making international jokes? Kneel down and beg for a hundred unique songs
Lao Tzu is an upright Chinese!
Li Shaolong knows that the Buddha is the prince of the Tianzhu Kingdom, the Tianzhu Kingdom is now India, and Guanyin is also the prince of the Tianzhu Kingdom, those Arhats are Venerables, and they are also the people of the Tianzhu Kingdom, and 99% of the entire Buddhism are the gods of the three origins of India.
Besides, if Lao Tzu enters your Buddhism, how can Lao Tzu get married, live and die? If you enter the Buddhism gate, you have to beat a bachelor, and you have to cut off your children and grandchildren!
Li Shaolong doesn't want to cut off his children and grandchildren!
"I'll go, you kid won't fall in love with Lao Tzu? Little monk, if you want to find a man, you can go to the red light district to find it, go out and go to the right, walk a hundred meters and you will see a small alley, go inside the alley, and at the end is the place where the duck artist works. Li Shaolong said lightly: "Little monk, please go downstairs and go to the right, thank you." ”
Hearing Li Shaolong's words, the little monk almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, what does this have to do with it, although Lao Tzu is a monk, but Lao Tzu is not a dead pseudo-mother is only >
Although there was some anger in his heart, he still had a smile on his face.
"The poor road is from ......," the young monk said, but before he could finish his words, he was snatched by Li Shaolong.
"You are a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, I said little monk, you are young, what do you like to be so perverted, so heavy taste? What do you take but you don't want to learn scriptures, and you also specialize in taking female monster menstruation, you said that other people's monsters have cultivated for thousands of years before turning into human form, and they only come to the big aunt once in tens of thousands of years, do you say they are easy? You kid is good, you actually went to rob their eldest aunt. If only a few decades ago, you would have been guilty of hooliganism, and you would have been caught and shot ......"
Li Shaolong said endlessly, the monk's forehead was bruised, Song Xiaojiang and others also walked out, and when they saw Li Shaolong talking to the monk in a serious way, they couldn't help laughing.
This boss is a weirdo.
"Donor, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, enter my Buddha Gate, and enter the Western Elysium. Although the young monk was angry, he still said seriously. Li Shaolong couldn't help but sigh secretly, no wonder people from outside the country took less than a few hundred years to kill Taoism and witchcraft, and became the number one religion in the Chinese Empire. is really worthy of being the disciple and grandson of the Indian Buddha, and with this cheek, only the Indian Ah San has it.
However, Li Shaolong felt a little strange, he had no connection with Buddhism, why did this guy come to find trouble for himself?
"I said, monk, isn't your Buddha too cheap? As long as you put down the butcher's knife, you can become a Buddha, and don't all those who kill pigs, ducks, and fish in the world become Buddhas? Since it is so easy to become a Buddha, why don't you become a Buddha?" Li Shaolong said with a smile, Li Shaolong did not have much good impression of Buddhism.
He has always disbelieved in any gods, and if the gods are really useful, what do we soldiers do? Directly withdraw all the troops in the whole country, and the people of the whole country will burn incense and worship the Buddha at home, and there will be no need to plant the land in the fields, no more food, and no money to earn.
Anyway, when you enter the Buddha's door, you will have everything.
If that's really the case, it is estimated that before those enemies outside have come in, the entire Chinese Empire has already messed up on its own, and everyone has really gone to the West Heaven to see the Three Buddhas together.
People, it is better to rely on oneself to worship God and Buddha!
I saw that the young monk listened to Li Shaolong's words, his brows furrowed tightly, and a trace of murderous intent flashed in his eyes.
With a cold snort, a white shadow quickly rushed forward: "Since you have fallen into the Demon Gate, then I can only surpass you, you are more willing to go to the Western Heaven Elysium, I will overtake you to the West Heaven Elysium!"
A white light burst out from the other party's body, and the whole person looked very sacred, the exercises practiced by this Buddhist disciple were actually a little similar to Li Shaolong, and it turned out to be the power of light!
The white light quickly poured into the Zen staff, and the entire Zen staff emitted a huge white light, rushing to Li Shaolong's body in the blink of an eye, and quickly smashed at Li Shaolong.
"I'll cross you to Buddhahood!" the monk said angrily.
"Crossing me to become a Buddha, you don't have that qualification yet. Li Shaolong sneered, grabbed his hand quickly, and grabbed the opponent's Buddha staff in his hand.
Then he kicked forward quickly, only to hear a "bang" sound, the monk let out a miserable scream, and the figure quickly fell backwards.
With a "poof", the guy fell to the ground, almost smashing a hole in the ground. Struggling to his feet, the monk had a look of anger in his eyes.
"Evil barrier, you are stubborn! Sooner or later, I will put you under the Demon Suppression Tower. The monk said angrily.
"Hey, little bald donkey, you still dare to threaten Lao Tzu, it's good, it's good. Li Shaolong smiled slightly, and then the white light in his hand burst out, only to see that the silver-white Zen staff turned into a silver water and fell to the ground.
Seeing his Zen staff turn into silver water, the young monk "poofed" and couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood.
"Hey, the current bald donkey is really delicate, no, it should be hypocritical, could it be that it really responds to that sentence, is a slut hypocritical?" Li Shaolong said lightly.
"Puff puff ......"
Hearing Li Shaolong's words, the monk vomited several mouthfuls of blood one after another, what a bully of a bald donkey! No, too much of a bully for the monk!