Chapter 107: Eating Jujube Pills......

"Autumn is crisp, golden cinnamon is fragrant, in this harvest season, we ushered in the first alliance good potion competition, here, I would like to represent ......"

Following the medical dog, Archmage Serani, president of the Allied Apothecary Association, also stepped up to the podium, and he took the manuscript prepared for him by his secretary and began to recite it with a blank face, and the audience below also became extremely sluggish from their original lightheartedness. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Well, if the official eight stocks are good-looking, who will listen to the bard sing the epic? Compared to Chamberlain, Archmage Thranny's speech is the same as the spirit of a series of meetings issued by the League of Nobles every year, which is a style that can feed countless high-achieving students of the School of Political Science and Economics.

After all, if you only look at the original text, those little aristocrats at the bottom of the "people" class of the alliance said one after another, "What is this?" After the official media read it, these little aristocrats will say with a confused face, what is this special thing? It was not until some third-page tabloids explained it in the tone of a shrew scolding the street and the words of street thugs that these little aristocrats suddenly nodded in understanding, and then scolded the sentence "It turns out that they are cheating on their fathers?" , and finally made a conclusion that summarized at least two thousand years - "This broken alliance eats jujube pills".

"Your Highness's manuscript was written by yourself, right?" said Archmage Lantius, one of the vice presidents of the Apothecary Guild, yawned, and then looked at Chamberlain blankly, the same report began with "Spring", "The sun is shining", and "Covered in silver", which he could listen to eight hundred times a year.

Chamberlain nodded, showing a look of helplessness: "Yes, my personal secretary was sent back by me to take care of the territory, and I can't trust others, so I can only catch the knife myself." ”

Archmage Rantis gave Chamberlain a thumbs up, and then sighed: "Your Highness is very literary and can get close to the bottom, I think it's time for the clerk system of the Pharmacists Association to change." ”

The old man is three hundred and twenty-eight years old this year, and he has been in the Pharmacists Association for more than two hundred and eighty years, and he can obviously not stand such a feeling, but Chamberlain still poured a basin of cold water on him by adhering to the inferior nature of a medical dog: "The association has been shouting for reform for a long time, at least it is not shorter than the time for the League administration to shout for reforming the bureaucracy, but what?"

As he spoke, Chamberlain learned the tone of a professor at the School of Political Science and Economics, and said slowly: "Once the clerical system is changed, not to mention that the format of official documents will become extremely irregular, it will be enough to be frightening enough that countless small and medium-sized nobles will lose their jobs and become an unstable factor in the alliance." Do you think that if the policy of the League does not need to be explained in writing, then countless official newspapers will lose the opportunity to interpret it, and the relevant sections of the three tabloids will be useless, and how many people will be unemployed? The most important thing is that once all the minor nobles can easily understand the true meaning of the policy, we will have no way to do anything administratively, and the interests of the big nobles will not be able to be safeguarded. ”

Archmage Rantis is also from a great nobleman's background, and sighed again when he heard this, glanced at President Thrani, who was almost at the end of the stage, took out a thick stack of speeches with a thickness of one centimeter from the spatial ring, sorted them out on the table, stood up slowly, and walked towards the podium, leaving a sentence full of bitterness: "This is a broken association...... Eat jujube pills. ”

Chamberlain shrugged his shoulders and said in an indifferent tone: "If it is really over, it will not take a hundred years, and there will be a group of angry young people who will sigh that 'all pharmacists miss our association'." ”

Under the design of the elite of the Pharmacists Association, who graduated from the School of Political Science and Economics, a simple opening ceremony lasted for a full morning, and in the afternoon, the competition officially began.

The venue of the competition was set at the Third Demonstration Center of the Pharmacists Association, which was originally a place for those senior pharmacists to share and exchange experiences, but it was slightly changed to allow the contestants to perform on stage, and the leaders of the Pharmacists Association showed their own operations, which was not difficult.

As for the exclusive videos, reports, and the first batch of reprints, of course, the three large media outlets under the jurisdiction of the royal family, and the other small newspapers that wanted to come in and find the news were all stopped by the guards of the Pharmacists Association.

Because it was the first day of the competition, the Pharmacists Association paid enough attention to it, not only Chamberlain was present, but even President Thranny, Vice President Lantis and others came, and a long table was set up under the demonstration table, on which five lamps were installed, and behind each lamp sat a pharmacist association leader, and the rules of the competition were that if the method of dispensing the potion was recognized by more than three pharmacists, you could advance to the next level, otherwise you would fail.

And in order not to be exploited, Chamberlain not only let all the players appear randomly, but also designed a hazy enchantment, so that the people below could not see the faces and body shapes of the contestants clearly, and could only judge whether they were eligible to advance through the technique, preparation process, and success rate, and for those who failed, he also thoughtfully designed the repechage match.

Of course, this is the bad taste of the medical dog, if it weren't for the fact that the activity of "smelling the fragrance and recognizing the medicine" was actually testing these pharmacists, he would have thought to design a bunch of swivel chairs, let them smell the medicine with their backs, and turn around with a button; if it weren't for the fact that he wanted to take most of this group of civilian pharmacists under his command, he would have been able to design a few more "logging tired" to PK each other.

Anyway, the Pharmacists Association is also to attract attention, and only if it is eye-catching enough can it reap more naming fees, sponsorship fees and higher political status.

"After a few issues of this good pharmacist, I will put aside the Pharmacists Association and go it alone, and make a new pharmacy of the alliance, well, when the time comes, I will be the general director myself, and then pull in the old Kant, the red old Brown, and get a few beautiful female pharmacists to be trained as judges, and from time to time make some 'stories that pharmacy instructors and students have to tell'......"

Chamberlain looked at the movements of the people on the display table with interest, and actually thought a little boredly, to put it bluntly, this is still a feudal society that is only in the monopoly stage, and the pharmacists at the bottom are just two methods, and the gap is in maturity and unskilledness, and they want to learn really good techniques......

Either you get hit by a pie falling from the sky and have an old pharmacist on his knees begging to be taught, or you have to sell yourself into some pharmacy lab and sign a three-hundred-year-old agreement to work in it until you die.

There is no other way, I don't see that the old Kant is a senior god, and he is just a senior pharmacist? Those top laboratories have always been strictly wary of civilian pharmacists who want to be free from the system.