Chapter 348: Cruise River

"You're going all the way today, and there's going to be 10 of these little monkeys on the whole voyage, and if you find them, each of you can get a piece of the Antarctic puzzle. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" the chief director continued.

"One piece for everyone?" Li Zhiting asked.

"Yes. The chief director first nodded to Li Zhiting, and then said to Tang Wang: "Prince, what are you going to do?"

"I didn't say I was going to Antarctica, I wanted to go home!" Tang Wang joked with a reluctant look.

"Stop, you've already signed a contract, you have to go if you don't go! When you signed a contract, didn't you know what we were going to do this season?" asked the chief director.

"Is there a contract?" asked Tang Wang stupidly.

"Yes!" said the others.

"Oh, then what are you waiting for, let's go find the ship boss!" said Tang Wang then pretending to be in a hurry.

"Haha!" the crowd laughed.

Then they walked towards the wharf, and when they arrived at the wharf, they saw the boats on the shore and could not see the edge at all, Wang Lin first complained: "Oh my God! I said that they are not so kind, how many ships are there, at least there must be more than a thousand?"

"Si Fat is right, let's go home!" Song Dandan also said.

"Yes, let's go, how can we find this? Fifteen minutes, let alone find someone, you just let me run to the end of the boat, I can't run." Wang Lin continued.

The two eldest sisters spoke, and the rest of the people did not interject, but it was enough for the two eldest sisters to speak, and the chief director hurriedly said when he heard it: "You don't have to go so far, just go from here to the bridge in front, and the boat boss is in this area." ”

"Then what are you waiting for, let's divide into three groups, let's find it quickly!" Song Dandan said after hearing the director's words.

"We'd better look for them separately, and we'd better look for them as if we'd like to push together, so that the ship's boss wouldn't be able to deliberately avoid us. Tang Wang then proposed.

"So what do you say? We'll listen to you. Wang Lin also said at this time.

"Walk on both sides in groups of two, and push forward in groups of three from the middle. Tang Wang continued.

"I took the second fat and the third fat to the middle, Dazhi took his aunt to the left, and the fourth fat took his second aunt to the right. Song Dandan followed and began to distribute the manpower.

After everyone answered, they began to look for it separately. The director didn't send photos to everyone, so everyone could only find them based on their memories just now.

"Four fat, it's up to you, I forgot what that person looked like just now. As soon as Lin Zhiling and Tang Wang were looking for each other, Lin Zhiling said in a snort.

"I can't see what he looks like, just remember what to wear, a black hat, a light blue T-shirt, navy blue jeans, and yellow casual shoes. ”

"Of course, this is what the director just gave us the picture of what he was wearing, and if the director deliberately made him change his clothes, then I don't think I would be able to tell the difference. ”

"So, I'm just like you, you have to work hard, you can't be lazy!" Tang Wang finally grabbed Lin Zhiling's little hand, pulled her and began to continue: "Do we look like a couple like this?"

"Hehe! You're so good at coaxing people, I'm so much older than you, how can I be a couple?" Lin Zhiling withdrew his hand, covered his mouth and smiled happily.

"But I've liked you since I was very young, really. Tang Wang said seriously.

"Hehe! You lie, how old are you? When you were a child, you were precocious enough!" Lin Zhiling couldn't stand up with a smile when he heard Tang Wang's words, and he held Tang Wang's arm and said.

However, what Tang Wang said was indeed the truth, but it was in his previous life, in his previous life, from "Meteor Garden", Tang Wang began to understand the crooked artist, and later also knew Lin Zhiling.

In fact, this kind of liking is simply liking, there are a few men who don't like beautiful women, and a few women who don't like to look at handsome guys.

"Don't laugh, is it that funny, they're all looking at us!" said Tang Wang, pointing to some of the people who were looking at them.

"Alright, alright, I won't laugh, let's go. Lin Zhiling said and stood up straight, took King Tang's arm and began to walk forward.

"We found it. ”

"Come here. ”

Not far away, the shouts of Li Zhiting and Wang Lin were heard.

After Tang Wang and Lin Zhiling heard the shouts over there, they glanced at each other, and then hurriedly ran towards the position of the ship boss.

Tang Wang even took the opportunity to put his hand on Lin Zhiling's thin waist, and said with words in his mouth: "Come, ask me to help you." ”

After everyone came to the position of the boat boss, they saw that the boat boss was really wearing the clothes in the picture, and he was still holding a flower basket in his hand, and there were many roses in the flower basket.

"Ahh

When everyone was accepting the roses of the boat boss, Wang Lin suddenly found the monkey hidden in the flower basket, so he stepped forward and took it out.

"Ahh

"No, auntie, auntie is so good. Li Zhiting saw Wang Lin looking at him viciously, and hurriedly changed his words.

"Haha!"

"Come, let's thank Auntie, bow to Auntie, come, 1, 2, 3. Song Dandan proposed at this time.

"Thank you, Auntie!"

"Mom!"

Everyone bowed and shouted cooperatively, but Song Dandan finally added the word mom naughtily.

"Haha!"

The group then followed the boat boss into his boat and began their next journey on the water.

While everyone was chatting happily and taking pictures everywhere, there was a sudden sound of exotic singing next to them, and everyone looked at it, and it turned out to be a boat full of people standing and playing musical instruments.

"You see, there's a band. Look at how dignified they sing!" Li Zhiting first pointed to the boat.

"I don't know if it's dignified, but it's true that there are monkeys, but I feel like it's definitely a pit. Tang Wang pointed to the little monkey hanging on the boat and said.

"Ahh

"Where, where?"

"Monkey, monkey. ”

When everyone heard King Tang's words, they all shouted excitedly.

Li Zhiting jumped over and took off the monkey, but was stopped by the people on the boat and told him some Spanish, but Li Zhiting couldn't understand it, and Tang Wang said when he saw this: "He's asking us to tip!"

"Ah, this is a forced purchase and forced sale!" Wang Lin said loudly.

"Haha! It's the same as getting married before, I don't know where to start, suddenly a bunch of trumpeters pop up, if you really don't give a penny, maybe you will blow some tune!" Song Dandan followed.

"It's available in famous tourist destinations, but if it's strictly managed, they won't ask for money. Lin Zhiling also said.

"Poof!"

When King Tang heard Lin Zhiling's words, he couldn't help but laugh.

"What are you laughing at? Am I not right?" Lin Zhiling asked after glancing at King Tang, clasping his hands around his waist.

"It's not that it's wrong, it's that the identities are different, and the things encountered are different. Let's not talk about anything else, let's just say that if you go to the train station in another place, if you are an ordinary person, dressed in a simple way, and you look like an honest person, then if you just enter a store and don't buy anything in a circle, you will be scolded by the store. ”

"If you hold something, if you don't buy it, you will even be beaten, and there are a lot of liars, thieves, and porcelain touchers in front of the train station. ”

"If you want to know how safe a city is, just go to their train station, and if it's all very clean, then the city will be very clean. Tang Wang explained it to her simply, otherwise there would be too many such examples.

"Ahh

However, just when Tang Wang's voice fell, Li Zhiting had already snatched the monkey back and put it on the table, but the person singing on the opposite boat also ran over and continued to sing, and said that when everyone was defenseless, he snatched the monkey back and jumped back on his boat.

Seeing this, Tang Wang also jumped over and said in Spanish: "We have to pay for your songs, so can I pay you back a short paragraph? Of course, if you are not satisfied, we will still pay you a tip." ”

"Yes, of course!" the singer nodded.

"Can you lend me a guitar?" Tang Wang then asked.

"Of course. An uncle with the guitar handed the guitar to King Tang as he spoke.

After Tang Wang tried the audition, he then played a live version of the episode in "The Great Prostitute of the Wilderness" that he had seen in his previous life, which was very in the style of the American West, which was also suitable for Mexicans to listen to.

But this can't be helped, Tang Wang didn't hear any famous Mexican songs in his previous life.

Although there are no lyrics in this piece, there are some onomatopoeic singing, just like "Nervous".

"Bang Bang!"

After the song, everyone applauded enthusiastically, and the leading Mexican immediately handed the monkey to Tang Wang.

After King Tang returned to his ship, although everyone saw a general idea, they still asked him what was going on, so King Tang explained it to everyone.

Not long after they went on, they came across another boat with monkeys, but although they did not ask for their money, they took out seven kinds of peppers, and each of them chose one, and they had to eat a bite before they could give them the monkeys.

"Ahh Tang Wang joked.

Although Tang Wang was afraid of spicy, he still couldn't bear it, he just didn't like the taste and feeling of being particularly spicy.

"Then you should come to the big one! The big one shouldn't be too spicy. Like an elder brother, Li Zhiting picked one of the largest chili peppers and handed it to Tang Wang.

"Hehe! Thank you, Brother Dazhi! I can bear it, give the big ones to the little mother and the eldest aunt and second aunt!" Tang Wang did not take the chili pepper, but said.

"Look at what a loving family we are!" Song Dandan hurriedly said after taking the chili pepper handed to her by Li Zhiting.

Tang Wang picked the reddest and smallest chili pepper, threw it into his mouth, and then pretended to bite and chew it, but in fact swallowed it directly.

"Isn't it spicy?"

When everyone saw that Tang Wang had chosen, it seemed that it should be the most spicy, so they all looked at Tang Wang eating it with very hideous expressions, and after Tang Wang ate it, he immediately asked anxiously.

"It's not spicy!" Tang Wang replied with an indifferent expression.

"Don't deceive people, how can you not be spicy so red? I eat a lot bigger than yours, and it's still very spicy!" Wang Lin said immediately.

"yes, if it's not spicy, you can eat another one. Jin Chen also followed the mending knife.

"It's not spicy, but it doesn't taste good, and I really don't like it. Tang Wang continued.

"Haha! Look, you're just a liar! Why don't you dare to eat it again?" Jin Chen said with a smile.

"Then how about I eat one, and you eat one too?"

"You eat first, and if you eat, I'll eat. Jin Chen also responded immediately.

However, she felt that if it was very spicy, Tang Wang would definitely not dare to eat it again, if it was not spicy, then what would she be afraid of if she ate one.

When Tang Wang heard Jin Chen's words, he immediately picked one up and threw it into his mouth, and then continued to use the routine just now, and after eating, he opened his mouth and let her take a look.

Jin Chen saw that King Tang was fine even after eating two, so he also took one, and then threw it into his mouth like King Tang, and just chewed it twice, he immediately spit it out.

"Ahh

"I also ate it just now, maybe I have a good idea, my two are not spicy!" Tang Wang first handed the water that had been prepared a long time ago to Jin Chen, and then said.

"Haha! I see! He ate it, but he definitely didn't chew it, he was acting to lie to you!" Wang Lin said with a smile at this time.

"Hehe! It's still aunt Gao! But I'm not cheating, I've eaten it all! When the time comes to the stomach, it will be digested, and it may be even more uncomfortable than her! She will be the hottest for a while at most. Tang Wang opened his mouth to explain.

"Ahh

"I've brought cookies, you can eat them quickly. Jiang Yan said and took out the biscuits she made herself from her bag, handed them to Tang Wangdao, and then took out another bag and handed it to Jin Chen, who was still rinsing his mouth, and said, "I forgot just now, you can also eat a piece and press it." Then he gave it to the others, each of whom took a bag.

After everyone received the biscuits, it was also a round of thanks and praise.

After Jin Chen ate the biscuits, his mouth was not so spicy, so he began to seek revenge on King Tang, straddled in front of King Tang, pinched King Tang's neck with both hands, and said fiercely: "I strangled you little bastard, I was about to kill my mother just now!"

"I just explained, who let you chew it, I didn't want to eat it in the first place, you had to eat it, and I ate more than you!"

"That's not going to work, it's spicy to death! You apologize to me, or I'll strangle you!" Jin Chen then said viciously.

"I'm spicy too! I feel like my stomach is starting to get hot now. Tang Wang began to pretend to be pitiful.

"Really?" Jin Chen said and sat on King Tang's lap, but he immediately stood up and continued to pinch King Tang's neck and said, "Little bastard!

"Hehe! Okay, okay! I was wrong! I'm sorry, Sister Sanfat, spare me!" Tang Wang smiled and begged for mercy.

If you don't apologize well today, don't want me to let you go. Jin Chen said as if he was tired, and straddled Tang Wang's lap again.