Chapter 8 [There Are More Amazing]
"Lao Xiao, why do you say pork is so expensive, fifteen and one pounds, and it still makes people live, I was too expensive for five yuan a pound in 08, it's only been a few years, and pork is expensive. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Xiao Bisheng had already returned from shopping for vegetables in the city, and met an old neighbor halfway, so he came back by the way.
The two were chatting in the car, when suddenly there was an exclamation.
"Hey, Lao Xiao, look at it, why are there so many people?"
"What's the fuss, I guess whose house is on fire, there were more people than this when the sixth aunt's house caught fire a few days ago. Xiao Bisheng took a cigarette in his mouth and said indifferently.
"But, how do I think it's the direction of your house. ”
"My family?"
"Impossible, how is it possible?" Xiao Bisheng was startled and almost swallowed the cigarette butt in one gulp.
I'll go, it's really my home.
Xiao Bisheng instantly accelerated and drove over.
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"Old Xiao, you're here. Quick, open the door and let's see what's good. Why is it so fragrant?"
"yes, yes. I drooled when I smelled it, and the guests of Lao Wei's restaurant were all hooked by you. ”
Lao Wei's restaurant is the most famous restaurant in Shili Eight Villages, and even people from the city come here just to have a meal in this restaurant.
Looking at the dozens of people bustling at the door of his house, there were still a lot of stupid dogs who didn't know whose house they were, and they were also looking at the house with eager eyes, Xiao Bisheng looked confused.
What's going on?
He doesn't know!
But don't say it, this fragrance is really fragrant!
Xiao Bisheng pushed the door and found that it was locked, so he immediately called his son, specifying that it was the bastard boy who made the ghost.
A few minutes later, Xiao Han ran out of the kitchen tremblingly, just now his father asked him to open the door, his tone was very bad, Xiao Han was worried about whether he was bitten by a dog, after all, there was a group of dogs at the door of his house before.
However, when Xiao Han opened the door, he was blinded, what kind of dog is this, and a group of people?
Xiao Han pulled his father in without saying a word, and then closed the door with a bang before passers-by and dogs could react.
"I'm sorry everyone, but my aunt is here today, the restaurant is closed, let's come back another day. Xiao Han made an excuse and yelled, and realized that his words were ambiguous, and then added, "Auntie, my nephew misses you to death, you can count it as a nephew, in order to welcome you, my mother's restaurants are temporarily closed." ”
The passers-by outside the door were stunned, Nima, this is okay!
After a while, the aunt and mother also came back, and when the aunt was sent away, Xiao Bisheng and his wife had black faces and tortured Xiao Han.
It's been so long, and the aroma of Lingxiang pig has become much thinner, and the bees and butterflies have already dispersed, even the dog outside the door is still squatting there.
"Dad, that, I..."
Xiao Han didn't know what to say, he couldn't say that he drove a car to steal a pig, and then after cooking it, it was fragrant, attracting bees and butterflies. It's too troublesome to say, and my parents don't necessarily believe it, and I can't understand it when I drive a pig in another world.
"Dad, this fragrance is perfume. That's right, it's perfume. ”
"Perfume, perfume that can attract dogs?" Xiao Bisheng was stunned.
"That's it, I also think this perfume is too powerful, my aunt's daughter thinks our house smells, so she takes it out and sprays it, my God, not only attracts dogs, it's just a bee and a butterfly." Xiao Han agreed.
"It's perfume, but how can I smell it, it's the smell of pork, although it's not very similar. Han Ling's nose moved again.
Xiao Han's heart jumped: "Yes, Shen Mengqian, who I asked just now, she said that it is the latest perfume launched by French Chanel, pork flavored, yes, it is pork." ”
Xiao Bisheng looked suspicious: "Stinky boy, do you think I will believe it?"
"Yes, Dad, I don't believe it either, but that's what people say, we can't help it if we don't believe it, right? Why don't you call and ask?"
Naturally, Dad wouldn't ask about this matter, so this matter was prevaricated.
Back in the kitchen, Xiao Han found that Aunt Wang's Xiao Hei was still there, and his tail wagged and looked at Xiao Han with his tongue sticking out his tongue to flatter.
"This is like being a dog, just like being a man, you have to learn to be satisfied, just eat one piece, and don't think about the rest. Xiao Han said as he put the cut raw pork in the refrigerator.
opened a restaurant, Xiao Han's refrigerator has. As for the pork bones left over from cutting meat, Xiao Han thought about it, and then looked at Xiao Hei expectantly...... Put it in a bag and put it in the refrigerator.
"Huh... "Xiao Hei walked out of the kitchen in disappointment.
At this time, there was a shout from the old man outside the door: "Stinky boy, come out." Come and help me push the cart up. ”
There is a slope at the door, and it is naturally laborious to come up on a tricycle full of ingredients.
Xiao Han secretly looked out first, but fortunately, they were all scattered.
Xiao Han opened the door and immediately shouted.
Nima, why are these dogs still here?
At this time, they wanted to rush into the courtyard, but it was too late for Xiao Han to close the door.
It's over, the kitchen is going to be ransacked by dogs this time!
Xiao Han regretted that he shouldn't have opened the door.
However, at the last moment, a savior appeared.
I saw a black shadow suddenly jump out from behind me, and under the high-speed running, there was a rush, and finally the buttocks were thrown sideways, and the hind legs kicked wildly.
Oh my God!
Xiao Han looked stupid, and in just a few blinks, six or seven dogs the size of piglets were all put down by Xiao Hei.
God! This dog is God!
This is Kung Fu Dog!
Xiao Han felt that he fed the otherworldly spirit pork to Xiao Hei and not to Shen Mengqian, which was too right.
"What are you looking at, hurry up and push the car up for me!"
At this time, Xiao Bisheng walked out of the yard, but he didn't see the wonderful picture of Xiao Hei fighting the dogs just now. He held the direction of the tricycle, while Xiao Han pushed the cart behind.
"Later, when I put the gas pedal, you pushed hard, did you hear me?"
OK!
Xiao Han gestured.
Xiao Bisheng began to refuel (door).
"Push!" Xiao Bisheng shouted.
Xiao Han instantly exerted his strength.
Subsequently, bang !!
The tricycle swooped out like a monkey as if it had been beaten with chicken blood. In the end, it crashed directly into the big monster.
The car reversed, and the food spilled all over the floor.
The tires had blown out and were still smoking.
Daddy was stunned and lay on the ground.
Xiao Hanmeng was stunned, and the hands that were hard just now were still frozen in the air, standing at the door at a loss.
Xiao Hei wagged his tail and stuck out his tongue to look at Xiao Han with a look of adoration.
It seems to say: "Brother, good job, strong enough!"
"Dad, you've hit the monster!" the monster complained.
Xiao Han's face was clouded, he looked at his hand, full of doubts, could it be that just now, he really used too much force? Xiao Han was puzzled, and then punched the stone pier at the door.
Boom!
The stone mound is broken!
I'm the boss!!! Xiao Han's eyes widened.
What's going on?