After Sister Fa finished singing, Nuliu and Timo appeared on the stage together, and the three of them stood side by side, and Xiao Sa came over from behind and said loudly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Do you think they sing well?"

"Sounds good!!"

"Do you want to hear it?"

"I want to !!"

"It's a pity that there isn't. ”

"Grass !!"

As a professional host, teasing the audience is also a necessary skill, and Xiao Sa has brought it into full play, and after laughing, Xiao Sa continued.

"Although the song is gone for the time being, it is a wonderful and exciting game again, and this time there are three more beauties, I don't know if you like it or not?"

"I like it!"

"Damn, why didn't I find so many Xiaosa routines before!"

"Don't stop me, I'm going to this appetizing tease!

"As long as you talk nonsense, let's get started. ”

Gu Yan and the three of them also appeared on the stage, and after this moment of relief and adjustment, the two finally forgot the embarrassment just now.

Now there are three men and three women on the stage, and it should be more interesting to play games.

"As is customary, I'll start with the rules of the game......"

"Wait a minute," Xiao Sa was interrupted by Gu Yan in the middle of his words.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Sa asked suspiciously, with a bad premonition.

Gu Yan smiled, "This game happens to be a man and a woman divided into three teams, and it just so happens that the idols of the three of them are the three of you, so this game should be for you to participate, and I will be the host." ”

"Forehead ......"

Xiao Sa was about to quibble again, Gu Yan shouted directly to the audience: "Do you want to see Teacher Sa play games?"

"I want to !!!"

"Damn, you made us so happy just now, and sooner or later we'll have to pay it back. ”

"Yes, yes, it's better to let him lose and let him be punished as well. ”

"See, the audience likes you so much," Gu Yan didn't give Xiao Sa any chance at all, and snatched the thing in his hand, "Okay, now let me tell you the rules of the game." ”

"Well......" Gu Yan looked carefully at the paper on which he memorized the lines, and then loaded it up directly, "The first game is an idiom solitaire, try the water, mobilize your emotions, whoever can't say it in ten seconds is a mallet, a mallet!"

The props team in the audience handed Gu Yan a big stick as thick as his calf and a hammer as big as a basketball, of course, it was inflated, otherwise it was such a big one, and if he went down with a mallet, he would probably see Jesus directly.

Six men and women stood in a row, Xiao Sa grabbed the first position, and Sister Fa was last.

Gu Yan stood behind them with a mallet in his hand, "You can start after I count three, two, one, three...... Two...... Forehead. ”

"Do whatever you want!" Xiao Sa instantly popped up such an idiom.

The female streamer next to him didn't think about it, and then said, "Do whatever you want!"

Gu Yan didn't say a word, and directly talked about the mallet and smashed it on Xiao Sa's head, Xiao Sa who was smashed was startled, and his head shrank suddenly, this is not over, Gu Yan smashed Xiao Sa and gave the female stream a while, and directly hit Q to complete the double kill.

"What are you doing??" Xiao Sa rubbed his head and stared at Gu Yan with small eyes.

"What I'm talking about is that I shouted three or two at the beginning, and I said it before I called you, sometimes you have to deduct points for rushing to answer," Gu Yan explained lightly.

"Then why are you beating me?" The female streamer on the side was also very aggrieved and resentful.

Gu Yan shook the mallet in his hand and said casually: "Who asked you to follow along, this is joint, and the blame can only be blamed on the two of you for being too fast." ”

Gu Yan's series of operations stunned all the audience, and they couldn't help but applaud.

“666666”

"I have to say, it's still about talking. ”

"I don't adapt to the water and soil, my grandmother doesn't help me cross the road, I don't support the wall when I'm drunk, I only obey the big words. ”

"The big routine is too deep, Xiao Sa is still too real, and the poor girl suffers. ”

"I'm laughing to death, the two people with the highest education were beaten before they even started, it's funny. ”

The game continued, and Gu Yan reminded: "To be a four-character idiom, what has been said is not allowed to be said again, and it is not allowed to say that doing whatever you want is the same as the spirit of the gods, and so on, wait until I finish shouting three-two-one and start again, three-two-one." ”

This time, Gu Yan swished directly without any pause and finished talking about the three numbers, Xiao Sa was stunned for a moment before he reacted, fortunately, he was the first one, and he could say it casually.

"Lead the way!"

"Preconceived!" As I said just now, everyone has what they are good at, and the Xueba girl perfectly interpreted that sentence at the moment, and the answer was very fast.

Behind her was Dong Chou, and Dong Chou didn't expect her to be so fast, and she began to think after a short period of stunnedness.

"Lord...... The Lord saved me? No, no, subjective assumptions!"

Gu Yan kept looking at his watch, and if he was a second late, he would be smashed into it.

"Broken sleeves?" was the first thing Timo thought of, but he wasn't sure if it was an idiom, so he said a more secure one.

"Taken out of context. ”

"Righteous words are the first word," JJ was visibly relieved after saying that.

"The head is the way," Sister Fa reacted very quickly.

Then it was the turn of the first Xiao Sa, Xiao Sa received a notice from Peking University three months ago for the college entrance examination, and was escorted to graduate school in his senior year, and the amount of knowledge can be said to be not inferior to anyone, and he blurted out almost instantly.

"Hearsay. ”

"Talking nonsense," as the top student in the college entrance examination, the female flow rate of graduate students from Tsinghua University and Peking University is naturally not bad.

"In all directions. ”

"Fang ......"

Finally stuck here to Timo, although the word Fang is simple, the idiom that begins with it is not so common, Timo is not a high-achieving student, the amount of knowledge is limited, and he can't think of one even after racking his brains, especially the more nervous he is, the more difficult it is to concentrate, the more unexpected.

Looking at the time, Gu Yan didn't have the slightest pity for the jade, and when it came to the mallet, he smashed the mallet on Timo's head, if the hammer estimated that Timo, who was not high, was afraid that he would be smashed by Gu Yan to the point of taking the bus at half price.

"Ah......" Timo, who was smashed, actually didn't hurt at all, but he was startled, and he involuntarily covered his head and screamed.

Some of the audience were also very engaged, and shouted after Timo.

"Hold the grass and scare the baby. ”

"Yan Da really treats everyone equally, and there is no ambiguity at all. ”

"It was only then that I learned the importance of knowledge. ”

After smashing it, Gu Yan really felt much better, no wonder someone's way of venting was to beat people, it really made some sense, if a few of them knew what Gu Yan was thinking at the moment, I don't know if they would attack it in groups, Gu Yan threw the mallet under the stage and clapped his hands.

"Okay, now that the game is over, it's time for the fun and depth of the game. ”